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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft 1st Round GDT: Fullback OH NO
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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

wandler20 posted:

These picks are coming in too fast.

No, keep the pace up - maybe they’ll be done by the time Jazz/TWolves starts

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Lots of Giants take Sauce with 7th chatter

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Reminder: Houston's front office is insane with Easterby & Caserio

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Wow the surprises keep coming.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 lol

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
poo poo. Zero chance an edge or corner falls to Baltimore now.

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 You had a chance to draft a guy named Sauce, Texans.

That's an L

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Texans DO GO cornerback!! poo poo. I thought they might but I thought it would be Sauce

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Davis Mills looked pretty good at the end of last season IMO

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 Texans lol

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Omnikin posted:

Yarr there are a dozen of us here

What's the link



Stingley huh, I bought the slide hype

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Thank you for taking Stingley off the board before Minnesota could get him, Houston

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 I'm not sure what I was expecting from the texans but it wasn't that.

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

 Alright Jets fans, the speculation and rumors and theory crafting at last must give away to reality.

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 wow before Sauce, crazy

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Jets trying hard to trade down.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Is Stungly an fellowship of Christian athletes member?

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

houston loves its mediocre football

Okay fine I refuse to believe there’s that many Texans fans that would travel for the draft

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
stingley deserves better than houston

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1519833643107115011

This is about as useful as a leaderboard of most National Championships which would have Princeton and Harvard as 1 and 2 or some crap.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Grittybeard posted:

I was like Matt Stafford and....

The others are Frank Sinkwich, Charlie Trippi (I have vaguely heard of him) and Harry Babcock. All of those happened between 1943 and 1953. Looking it up Georgia was excellent in one year that decade, pretty good in another, and kinda sucked otherwise. Weird.

Georgia retired a man's jersey simply because he scored a touchdown against Georgia Tech in 1957. The decade was that bad.

I think at the end of the decade the freshman team beat the varsity in a scrimmage. Fran Tarkenton was on the freshman team, tho.

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Jets draft montage please

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

What's the link



Stingley huh, I bought the slide hype

Twitch.tv/daltos

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
stingley may be a surprise but it's not a new draft thread gif funny

booooo

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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

Alright Jets fans, the speculation and rumors and theory crafting at last must give away to reality.

It's our Superbowl

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

corn on the cop posted:

stingley deserves better than houston
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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Drafting a dude for what he did in 2019 is certainly a unique strategy

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Is this the longest with no qb?

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 Eh normal pick, I'm okay with that.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Why draft a corner who never gave up a TD in college and is named Sauce when you can draft the cornerstone of one of the most poo poo secondaries ever.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Giants will get their top pick at T or CB depending on the Jets.

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Crash the stage Rich do it

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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

 i never made the connection that Stingley Jr. was related to the Stingley that Tatum paralyzed

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Elephanthead posted:

Is this the longest with no qb?

2013, no QB until EJ Manuel at 16

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Elephanthead posted:

Is this the longest with no qb?

We've had years in the past with no QB in the first round, but it's been a while. I think 2013 didn't have a QB until the teens and it was EJ Manuel lol

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Please panthers just take the tackle

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Intruder posted:

stingley may be a surprise but it's not a new draft thread gif funny

booooo

I can't think of any scenario that could play out and be that funny this year

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

BlindSite posted:

Please panthers just take the tackle

Any of them, it doesn't matter. For the love of God.

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

BlindSite posted:

Please panthers just take the tackle

I agree Sam Darnold is the future.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

fsif posted:

I can't think of any scenario that could play out and be that funny this year

malik willis would have been that scenario

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