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I gave up completely on Cornette when he called Justin Roberts a pedophile and kept alleging Riho was Kenny Omega's girlfriend(as if she'd stoop to dating nerds). Alice was cool for a joyless atheist. I don't think she really enjoyed or watched modern wrestling at all. I offered to buy her some PWG DVDs but she declined. Bryan Last was cool for a minute but once he figured out Jim yelling at clouds really drove the metrics, everything has been geared towards that. Plus the whole betraying Bix for his cool friend Jim Cornette was dumb and ugly. If they replaced him with a new toady, that's pretty lol.
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i thought justin roberts was a pedophile. anyway that stuff basically calling japanese women children was awful tho
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Lid posted:Quoting from a reddit because I am not listing to Cornette for any reason https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1512212096381034500
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPg2D5ew-tg
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A: He liked it B: It's very funny hearing him tie himself in knots trying to give the Bucks backhanded praise for 'not doing their gymnastics' when they did basically nothing they don't normally do (I think the only spot that was notably missing was the dive between Matt's legs after the wrecking ball dropkick) and the match was clearly as much a Bucks production as FTRs, just like the ROH one was a Briscoe match as much as an FTR one.
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This was the best character in Caveman Games for the NES.
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Mox should see a doctor, I don't think it's normal to bleed puzzle pieces.
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https://twitter.com/TheEmilJay/status/1514744309270171658 Has anyone ventured into the Cornzone long enough to find out what dribbled out of his brain hole?
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Apr 15, 2022 16:24
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For me the jim cornette experience is 100% visual
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Saul Goode posted:Has anyone ventured into the Cornzone long enough to find out what dribbled out of his brain hole? he hates moxley, yuta is asian, doesn't pay attention or just forgets what happened so has missed like most of the story beats
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Apr 15, 2022 16:38
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Does Jim hate all Asian wrestling because I would have thought that old ajpw would have been up his alley
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Apr 15, 2022 17:00
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beggar posted:For me the jim cornette experience is 100% visual I haven't heard his voice in ages but I have seen his South Parkified face far too often.
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Apr 15, 2022 17:06
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TV Zombie posted:Does Jim hate all Asian wrestling because I would have thought that old ajpw would have been up his alley Do all the wrestlers have either karate or "mystical Asians" gimmicks?
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Apr 15, 2022 17:10
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TV Zombie posted:Does Jim hate all Asian wrestling because I would have thought that old ajpw would have been up his alley Meltzer told a story once about watching AJPW with Jim in the 90s and Jim spending the entire show bitching about the matches having "no psychology"
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Apr 15, 2022 17:29
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Jim thinks every tag match has to be book like this: 1) Faces start off strong 2) Heels cheat to get advantage 3) Heels beat down face; lots of missed face tags 4) Face finally gets hot tag 5) Decide if faces win, or heels cheat to win. Any match that differs from said formula doesn't have psychology.
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Apr 15, 2022 17:53
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Gaz-L posted:A: He liked it He admitted they did most their spots 'but they kept it mostly in the ring' which is true, but some of stuff he liked best was shenanigans he usually shits on them for.
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Apr 15, 2022 19:11
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Very funny that FTR and the Bucks worked Cornette and his dork fans so hard.
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I also laughed during the match (or maybe it was the Top Flight match the week before) when Excalibur kind of backhandedly pointed out Matt still selling his back from like 6 years ago.
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Davros1 posted:Jim thinks every tag match has to be book like this: What I always wonder is if anyone besides Cornette enjoys this boring, rote poo poo.
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TV Zombie posted:Does Jim hate all Asian wrestling because I would have thought that old ajpw would have been up his alley His main gimmick is that all asian wrestlers are just Kenny Omega's fetishized gently caress toys. Doesn't matter that Wheeler is only half-Japanese and American, he's still part of that group. He refuses to watch Hikaru Shida matches for the same reason. It's one of his more deranged stances.
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Unperson_47 posted:What I always wonder is if anyone besides Cornette enjoys this boring, rote poo poo. I do, but just because he likes a basic set up with shine, heat, comeback doesn't mean every match is the same there are infinite variations. But I also like modern wrestling and Japanese wrestling too.
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Unperson_47 posted:What I always wonder is if anyone besides Cornette enjoys this boring, rote poo poo. I mean, people liked FTR/Bucks a lot, so yes? (Hint, every one of those things happened in that match) The issue isn't the formula, it's Jim and his lot not being able to recognise that formula once you bring in more modern spots and moves.
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Apr 16, 2022 01:41
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Gaz-L posted:I mean, people liked FTR/Bucks a lot, so yes? (Hint, every one of those things happened in that match) Especially because it follows some mythical perfect formula that was supposedly followed in Memphis or Mid-South or JCP. Spoiler: none of those promotions followed that formula exactly either.
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The funniest part about young bucks and their matches is that they’re probably one of the more old school teams out there. Their psychology and the way they structure their matches are as traditional as it gets. They just like to do like cool fun exciting poo poo in their matches so it confuses old timers.
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Gaz-L posted:I mean, people liked FTR/Bucks a lot, so yes? (Hint, every one of those things happened in that match) This was more what I was getting at. There's tons of room for creativity in a match adhering to that formula but that room does not exist in Cornette's brain. Was just wondering if anyone else genuinely thinks wrestling was perfected in 1983. Cornette fans are fans of Cornette but are they fans of Cornette's idea of what wrestling should be? Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Apr 16, 2022 |
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Cornette doesn't like wrestling, he is a spiteful hate-filled man. If wrestling was exactly like he proclaims it should be, then he would be complaining about how bad that wrestling is.
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Well sure, because they wouldn't draw or work the marks as good as HE did back in his day.
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Unperson_47 posted:This was more what I was getting at. There's tons of room for creativity in a match adhering to that formula but that room does not exist in Cornette's brain. Was just wondering if anyone else genuinely thinks wrestling was perfected in 1983. Cornette fans are fans of Cornette but are they fans of Cornette's idea of what wrestling should be? That's what gets me about his crowd. If they genuinely think all wrestling done past the first Starrcade is awful, there are mountains of that content out there you could watch either on the Network or just on YouTube if you know where to look. Watch the stuff you enjoy, but... they don't actually enjoy wrestling.
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Is he suggesting Jungle Boy is gay or trans or whatever?
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edogawa rando posted:Is he suggesting Jungle Boy is gay or trans or whatever? I am told he says he hits like a girl.
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 11 loving hours
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Eat My Fuc posted:
The most cursed thing is it is only part one
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Eat My Fuc posted:
Holy poo poo
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Quinton Reviews looked at that runtime and thought "well that's a bit obsessive"
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So did cornette sit down to rant for that length of time, or did a cornette fan go through his archive and cut out every mention of Cody and Brandi in his normal podcast and this is like a best-of I would very much not like to listen to Jim cornette talk about anything, so I shan’t be finding out myself
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It has a current day intro portion that’s pretty long then it’s 19 hours including both parts of Cornette ranting about Cody and Brandi. 19 hours!
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his omnibus' things are just a collection of every time he's talked about a thing and since he talked about AEW twice weekly for almost 3 years it's gonna be pretty long the worst part is that someone went through and edited it and that people will listen to it. Also the first bit is him predicting Cody would book himself like Jeff Jarrett and kill the promotion and there were people in the comments talking about how prophetic that was??? Then I stopped listening but lol.
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