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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
Allison goes back to Earth and there's a True Crime podcast about her and Zaid.

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Jeff the Mediocre
Dec 30, 2013


I mean with the possibility of time travel nonsense, she could get back in two weeks if she wanted/remembered to.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Lord I hope she never returns to her old life.

blastron
Dec 11, 2007

Don't doodle on it!


Grouchio posted:

Lord I hope she never returns to her old life.

Achieving complete dominance of the universe and then going back to working part-time a barista to pay for college would be 100% in line with the themes of the comic.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




blastron posted:

Achieving complete dominance of the universe and then going back to working part-time a barista to pay for college would be 100% in line with the themes of the comic.

Vaporises her lovely manager who won't let her swap shifts.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Interdimensional Divine Ruler doesn't pay the bills.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Taerkar posted:

Interdimensional Divine Ruler doesn't pay the bills, because she’s punched the very concept of it from the face of the Wheel.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

blastron posted:

Achieving complete dominance of the universe and then going back to working part-time a barista to pay for college would be 100% in line with the themes of the comic.
I'll only accept this ending if WC and Cio come back with her.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

YaketySass posted:

Allison goes back to Earth and there's a True Crime podcast about her and Zaid.

And she's the one under suspicion of kidnapping/killing Zaid since she at least showed up once after their initial disappearance with a sword before disappearing again.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Grouchio posted:

Lord I hope she never returns to her old life.

I want her to say hi to Marisa, I'd want her to let her know she's OK but like the chances of that are probably past gone

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I want Cat Master and Charon to end up stranded on earth and living in Allison's former room and working as baristas.

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

TwoPair posted:

And she's the one under suspicion of kidnapping/killing Zaid since she at least showed up once after their initial disappearance with a sword before disappearing again.

She also left behind an unidentifiable goo in the sink that nobody can figure out the composition of. It's treated as a new drug and that Allison was partaking in some ritualistic sacrifice.

glitchwraith
Dec 29, 2008

girl dick energy posted:

I'll only accept this ending if WC and Cio come back with her.

Coffeehouse AU? Coffeehouse AU. :hai:

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Only if it's the Allison with a whole bunch of arms like a Hindi goddess.

Fake edit: The one on this page.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
lol I forgot about fish allison

Hope they come back for the finale

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

Allie Sapien

e:
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1518954702230233089

ThaumPenguin fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Apr 26, 2022

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Wait Abbadon you're admitting buff cyborg Allison is no longer the plan?

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

blastron posted:

Achieving complete dominance of the universe and then going back to working part-time a barista to pay for college would be 100% in line with the themes of the comic.
If nothing else, Maya would be proud of her for learning the only lesson Meti ever wanted anyone to apply.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Vagabong posted:

lol I forgot about fish allison

Hope they come back for the finale

That is the fish that she drinks like

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Grouchio posted:

Wait Abbadon you're admitting buff cyborg Allison is no longer the plan?

Jadis wanted Allison's consent before getting her on steroids, she's not a monster.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

maswastaken posted:

If nothing else, Maya would be proud of her for learning the only lesson Meti ever wanted anyone to apply.
Maya takes after Meti in the epilogue and lives in a cardboard box behind the Starbucks.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Her training begins today!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
No worries Allison, we'll get you on a PT regimen and you'll be back to your PBs in no time.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Shoehead posted:

Her training begins today!

Time to get buff... in the MIND

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
If you're not solving your problems with violence you don't need to be buff. In other words Jadis is going to teach Allison to be a bullshit wizard and that also probably won't be the solution.

Tenasscity
Jan 1, 2010




Hey man, no violence no heaven.

It's literally written on the tin.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Haha I didn't know there were kindle versions of the Dark Horse editions of this. Gonna help my reread vastly

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Guildenstern Mother posted:

If you're not solving your problems with violence you don't need to be buff. In other words Jadis is going to teach Allison to be a bullshit wizard and that also probably won't be the solution.

After non-buff Allison learns to wizard, she needs to get swole again to become the legendary musclewizard. Fear her arcane might!

Mindblast
Jun 28, 2006

Moving at the speed of death.


Im ready for Borg Allison.

Reclaimer
Sep 3, 2011

Pierced through the heart
but never killed



Reach Heaven through Cyberware.

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012
If the flesh is weak, replace it.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee, to be replaced by a cybereye.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



this is the part he knew we were going to hate

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

FuturePastNow posted:

this is the part he knew we were going to hate

In a meta sense, these references to the part we're going to hate have, in fact, become the part I hate.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


sayeth one variation of YISUN, "to change opinion about oneself is to respec and you must abide the costs accordingly. no xp refunds"

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

dead gay comedy forums posted:

sayeth one variation of YISUN, "to change opinion about oneself is to respec and you must abide the costs accordingly. no xp refunds"

"No refunds" is how YISUN explains thermodynamics.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
How'd things end up with the battle for Rayuba stuff they were running on discord? I sorta lost track of it at some point.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1520042208421982212?s=20&t=iir6kR699rMVQMgovXd25g

Everything looks like it's where it should be

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Looking a little shakey there

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W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

quote:

... here. It's calm here. The mirror reflects all pain. The Machine stands monumental. It was built over my family's seat of power. It's been hollowed out and filled with gentle repose. Rest, and be warm.

Alt text.

So is anyone else's paranoia going into overdrive at this point?

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