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Poohs Packin posted:*Reads a series of communist cat girl tweets about Elon being a literal member of the Waffen SS*
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Elon is just being fair, a decade ago liberals thought "Clearly this man isn't just a selfish imbecile, and will save us all" and now conservatives get to have that same experience
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Apr 29, 2022 11:17
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What's 44 billion if you can now search through every DM ever sent and own anyone who was mean to you? and send mercenaries after any anti-lithium mining activists
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Apr 29, 2022 11:20
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I hope he alpha strikes my rear end and balls
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Imagined posted:Stochastic is a $10 word for "random" and there's nothing "random" about how wealth is assigned and accrued in this country. Cheese is a $10 word for "milk" and have you heard about all the people who put "milk" in their sandwiches? I could never make that work, it's just soggy bread. People are stupid
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https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status...%5Es1_&ref_url= For a guy who spent such a ridiculous amount of money, he seems eager to kill it. Or maybe just trying to get out of it.
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status...%5Es1_&ref_url= Hahahaha he needs people to stop dunking on him in the quote tweets so he's going to charge for it.
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Peepaw always said that his second happiest day was when he bought a Twitter, and that the first happiest day was when he sold it
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1520021098934554624?cxt=HHwWgMC-0drImZgqAAAA It's the average persons absolutely imbecilic comprehension of politics in the twitter age in the span of 30 minutes. Also no fan of the far right, but he's certainly not going to openly criticize them or say stupid propaganda laced poo poo about them. Also more love and less hate, but in the meantime here let me continue to introduce divisive topics and memes about politics multiple times a day. Concern trolling and gaslighting 101. I seriously still can't wait till a twitter rep person is reached for and actually gives comment on all this poo poo. Like @Jack and Mark Zuckerberg look positively relatable, normal and filled to the brim with at least neutral intentions next to "Make love not war" concern trolling Elon and his hard on for the American left-wing. e: Not seeing a lot of Elon dick sucking and casual concurrence with memes replies on that one like I would automatically figure. Kale fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Apr 29, 2022 |
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Kale posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1520021098934554624?cxt=HHwWgMC-0drImZgqAAAA Imagine tweeting that. What a loving assclown.
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he has become the perfect litmus test on whether or not i respect someone's worldview. defend elon musk? get the gently caress away from me and don't talk to me lol
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Apr 29, 2022 16:00
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i thought elon was a charlatan and grifter before it was cool 
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status...%5Es1_&ref_url= hahahaha he's going to piledrive this into the ground based Elon
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People like Musk think it's wrong to criticize and hate people on the right because they're speaking the truth about how the universe really works while the people on the left are insane. But the thing is, no one's denying that the laws of nature have a gross bias in favor of straight white men, it's just that this is horribly unfair and should be opposed but the gammons don't want to oppose the laws of nature because they benefit from them.
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Yaldabaoth posted:But the thing is, no one's denying that the laws of nature have a gross bias in favor of straight white men. Uhh I'm completely denying that there's a natural order to straight white men controlling things. That poo poo is created by centuries and centuries of human action. I made jokes about "literal nazis" earlier but holy gently caress
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Yaldabaoth posted:People like Musk think it's wrong to criticize and hate people on the right because they're speaking the truth about how the universe really works while the people on the left are insane. But the thing is, no one's denying that the laws of nature have a gross bias in favor of straight white men, it's just that this is horribly unfair and should be opposed but the gammons don't want to oppose the laws of nature because they benefit from them. This is some eugenics poo poo my dude. Care to clarify? Edit:  Jorp avatar, fascinating. Now I *insist* you clarify 
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Yaldabaoth posted:People like Musk think it's wrong to criticize and hate people on the right because they're speaking the truth about how the universe really works while the people on the left are insane. But the thing is, no one's denying that the laws of nature have a gross bias in favor of straight white men, it's just that this is horribly unfair and should be opposed but the gammons don't want to oppose the laws of nature because they benefit from them. as the laws of nature start to gradually swing slightly more in favor of non-white men to a tiny degree more than in the past, as demographics and population shifts occur worldwide, these same wealthy privilege types will be howling in the streets for equality
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Seth Pecksniff posted:hahahaha he's going to piledrive this into the ground Yeah I want to pay to use the shithole democracy destroyer dunksite. Thats the ticket.
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Breaking twitter would be good a lot of people need to log off
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Guze posted:Breaking twitter would be good a lot of people need to log off I will never log off.
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Oolb posted:Elon Musk is offensive because he's dumb and boring your postimg is offensive for the same reasons KitConstantine posted:This is some eugenics poo poo my dude. Care to clarify? nature is bad and racist. we need to cancel nature. roll coal! lDDQD fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Apr 29, 2022 |
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/Techmeme/status...%5Es1_&ref_url=  Oh, I pray to baby, white bread, Jesus this kills twitters. 
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KitConstantine posted:This is some eugenics poo poo my dude. Care to clarify? To clarify, straight white men are no better than anyone else and the only reason they accomplish anything is due to the world bending over and giving them whatever they want simply because of their pig-like dicks.
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Apr 29, 2022 16:34
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add a tweet limit and then a monthly subscription to make unlimited tweets hell yeah
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Apr 29, 2022 16:35
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elon's gonna create the perfect libertarian site - complete freedom of speech, but only if you've got $$$
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Yaldabaoth posted:To clarify, straight white men are no better than anyone else and the only reason they accomplish anything is due to the world bending over and giving them whatever they want simply because of their pig-like dicks. Okay so it's an anodyne point about how *society* has been molded into something that gives white dudes whatever they want (with some exceptions for disgusting poors) just phrased super poorly. Kay.
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I just realized that the thing this reminds me of is celebrity mental health crises. Like the time Britney Spears got harassed for so many years that she had a breakdown and shaved her head and got put into an abusive conservatorship, or when Charlie Sheen found out he had AIDS and climbed up on the roof of a building and started yelling at the press. Except Elon is the richest person in the world, so when he acts impulsively without considering the consequences he spends 44 billion dollars on an unprofitable company in a fit of pique and crashes his other company's stonks. Now we seem to be in the "few seconds after the jumper's feet leave the bridge" phase where he realizes that he's hosed up badly and is desperately trying to grab for a handhold.
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elon could probably fund the twitter buy if he started an onlyfans for his nerd cult followers
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Donkey posted:I just realized that the thing this reminds me of is celebrity mental health crises. Like the time Britney Spears got harassed for so many years that she had a breakdown and shaved her head and got put into an abusive conservatorship, or when Charlie Sheen found out he had AIDS and climbed up on the roof of a building and started yelling at the press. i agree with all of that except the last sentence elon's still riding the high
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Elon musk is the world's richest man but also African American. I have heard people say that African Americans were oppressed? :thinking:
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i think elon is doing too much drugs (except weed cos he doesn't know how to inhale lmao) and hopefully they destroy his brain, then spacex fires his dribbling remains out of our solar system. that would be COOL.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i think elon is doing too much drugs (except weed cos he doesn't know how to inhale lmao) and hopefully they destroy his brain, then spacex fires his dribbling remains out of our solar system. that would be COOL. I would think he just demands himself be the first person on Mars and everyone would sigh a sigh of relief when the rocket crash lands.
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wait that gave me an idea. he's an idiot so maybe we can trick him, by pretending aliens have made contact, and we need to send our greatest human to them so they can unlock the secrets of the universe for us. then we just fire him off into the stars and he can be their problem now.
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the only way he could have been more annoying was by owning a social media platform, and now he's gone and done it
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Apr 29, 2022 18:46
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I hope he rebrands it as just Musk
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it always ALWAYS comes back to Trump https://twitter.com/realrobcopeland/status/1520125008273678339?s=20&t=tABhjHgsRk83S_Sa9l4mLg
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