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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

SirPablo posted:

gently caress Sunday mornings

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T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

SirPablo posted:

Sunday morning

Good morning, communist morning

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
trump
https://twitter.com/ChildrenLife2/status/1520355263659741184?t=ML5biLQbetK3X8BDssuN5g&s=19

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

that’s right children, you must purge the old to survive in the new world

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
trump thread lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

it’s may and trump is the name of the may morning time and of all time

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1520442971115589632

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

goddamn children can just walk in your room and demand you wake up, then disappear to wherever

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I ate cold leftover brisket, mashed potatoes and gravy for breakfast and now I have nuclear heartburn and no one to blame for it but myself

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Filthy Hans posted:

I ate cold leftover brisket, mashed potatoes and gravy for breakfast and now I have nuclear heartburn and no one to blame for it but myself

reported for the n-word

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


pay money to turn into the driest idiot you know

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1520748946909446144
i know that stat is really b.... oh

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/newsmax/status/1520742653297512448
totally boned

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
How do you accidentally tweet instead of texting? By being Ted Cruz.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1520636541089255424?s=21&t=h1xaHXyoiRTD03UIgnNXtA

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Ragequit posted:

How do you accidentally tweet instead of texting? By being Ted Cruz.


the slime makes using a touch screen device pretty difficult sometimes.

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Ragequit posted:

How do you accidentally tweet instead of texting? By being Ted Cruz.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1520636541089255424?s=21&t=h1xaHXyoiRTD03UIgnNXtA
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Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


https://i.imgur.com/7UbYTKL.mp4

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
gonna...sleep on dis orange pillow.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



demon cracker nation can't wait for this to spread across the country

mornin' :coffee:

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011













C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Lmao what did this guy think was going to happen

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

wife is interviewing for a new job and they told her Friday they are gonna pray over her if she gets hired.

lol if she was Muslim

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

Does anybody have that Trump where hes standing in front of a group of young women and hes turning away from them and making a face like he just farted and theyre all behind him screaming?

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Harton posted:

wife is interviewing for a new job and they told her Friday they are gonna pray over her if she gets hired.

lol if she was Muslim

Maybe she shouldn't accept their offer?

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

goth smoking cloves posted:

Maybe she shouldn't accept their offer?

yeah but what if they pay her 165k?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ukraine and the Dems, totally boned, Ken Boned.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Debate Me, Bro!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

lol if she gets this job her raise is going to be like 3 of me working at the weed job.

they can have a little prayer, as a treat

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:



demon cracker nation can't wait for this to spread across the country

mornin' :coffee:

They banned having roommates? They can do that?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

thrawn527 posted:

They banned having roommates? They can do that?

I thought the whole thing about the US and A was that the King wasn't allowed to come your house and tell you what to do?

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


what if trump was president

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Harton posted:

lol if she gets this job her raise is going to be like 3 of me working at the weed job.

they can have a little prayer, as a treat

get 4 weed jobs and assert dominance

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

lumpentroll posted:

get 4 weed jobs and assert dominance

why would anyone wanna do that?

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Harton posted:

why would anyone wanna do that?

5 weed jobs

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I’m really enjoying 0 weed jobs right now

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I also doordashed 300$ last week and spent it all on concert tickets for the summer. Wife now has concert plans and she didn’t even have to yell at me for spending money.

this is how you do it folks

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Too Many Birds posted:

what if trump was president

hosed up

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Scott Pressler, hello.

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