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Can’t wait to pay my rent in crypto and have to pay ridiculous transaction fees when nearly every other renter in the world is also trying to pay their rent on the 1st of the month
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# ? May 1, 2022 12:44 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 13:34 |
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Maybe you should pay your rent on the 28th. Have you ever thought about how inconvenient it is for the land lord to have to wait till the new month every time? Perhaps we could have some sort of continuously transacting rentcoin so the lords get their due every second as is proper.
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# ? May 1, 2022 14:05 |
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zedprime posted:Maybe you should pay your rent on the 28th. Have you ever thought about how inconvenient it is for the land lord to have to wait till the new month every time? They have this now lol but in usd. My landlord spams me with emails about it.
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# ? May 1, 2022 14:18 |
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Life is just one big transaction fee Death is the lovely NFT at the end
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# ? May 1, 2022 14:18 |
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Third party transaction fees without any of the benefits of using a bank, great system they've worked out here.
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# ? May 1, 2022 15:01 |
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smellmycheese posted:Lol at the Lorem Ipsum in the “leak from the official pitch deck” Lmao
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# ? May 1, 2022 15:12 |
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Professor Shark posted:Why on earth would something like that happen ethereum can only process roughly 15 transactions per second also, all automated smart contract activities count as transactions and are counted toward this cap minting and selling 100k NFTs at once is a lotta extra transactions
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# ? May 1, 2022 15:35 |
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# ? May 1, 2022 15:48 |
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loving LOL
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# ? May 1, 2022 16:21 |
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“What’s your pitch?” “Uhhhhhhhh blockchain… sauce?” “HERE’S A MILLION DOLLARS.”
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# ? May 1, 2022 16:29 |
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Intangible concepts? Turn it into NFT Vague ideas? Turn it into NFT Inscrutable remembrances? Turn it into NFT With NFT the world is yours, your only limit is your imagination!
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# ? May 1, 2022 16:41 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Intangible concepts? Turn it into NFT And gas fees.
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# ? May 1, 2022 16:43 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:With NFT the world is yours, your only limit is your imagination! what if they put zombo.com... on the blockchain
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# ? May 1, 2022 16:46 |
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The sauces on thier website are all priced in dollars, but then they are advertising some sort of sauce token? I don't understand.
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# ? May 1, 2022 18:23 |
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using American racist slogans while exclusively selling Asian sauces out of an airport in Singapore this is truly some poo poo
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# ? May 1, 2022 19:00 |
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They also have a slogan "Make ALL Sauces SAFE Again!" Why does that sound so familiar...?
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# ? May 1, 2022 19:29 |
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Protocol7 posted:They also have a slogan "Make ALL Sauces SAFE Again!" they also shorten it into an acronym, and make sure to mention the acronym every single time, just to really drive it home that it's no mistake
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# ? May 1, 2022 19:46 |
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Main Paineframe posted:they also shorten it into an acronym, and make sure to mention the acronym every single time, just to really drive it home that it's no mistake jesus christ
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# ? May 1, 2022 20:20 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:This is the future libertarians want. Remember their narrative though, called money laundering. Where they advertise this as a feature: blockchain maximalists, on whether blockchain is for you posted:Do you want to remove the brokers and intermediaries? Are you able to create an authoritative and permanent record of digital assets? And then: v2 narrative posted:Do you need to rely on a trusted party? Does your business require high performance transactions?
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# ? May 1, 2022 22:20 |
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They certainly have... some sauce
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# ? May 1, 2022 22:50 |
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# ? May 2, 2022 00:18 |
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Those fuckers. Not even giving me a cut.
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# ? May 2, 2022 02:35 |
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Main Paineframe posted:using American racist slogans while exclusively selling Asian sauces out of an airport in Singapore Where is the racist stuff I don’t see it.
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# ? May 2, 2022 03:02 |
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MarcusSA posted:Where is the racist stuff I don’t see it. The "we believe..." sentence mimics the 14 words.
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# ? May 2, 2022 04:09 |
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MickeyFinn posted:The "we believe..." sentence mimics the 14 words. Eh, it’s a stretch
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:28 |
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ymgve posted:Eh, it’s a stretch Yeah just a bit
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:42 |
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MarcusSA posted:Where is the racist stuff I don’t see it. on their website, they use the slogan "Make All Sauces Safe Again (M.A.S.S.A.)" yes, they always write it both ways like that, each and every time they use the slogan, just to make sure everyone sees both the Trump reference and the acronym
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# ? May 2, 2022 05:43 |
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"Massa" is a common old-timey way to depict "slow" Africans saying "master"? (Thanks Tintin) is that just a coincidence to the more likely trupf slogan?
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:21 |
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The product is bad and terrible enough without having to invent more reasons to be angry with it.
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:28 |
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That's fair
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:39 |
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Honestly enough cryptobros have been shown to be using coded (or blatantly obvious) nazi poo poo that I'd be willing to believe that a particular group/individual is naziing it up on fairly flimsy evidence. I mean, I'd probably want more if I were a juror, but as a random goon I am perfectly content to make spiteful assumptions about strangers whose lives will never intersect with mine.
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:42 |
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I'm just gonna assume they're racist because they're blockchain enthusiasts.
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:43 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm just gonna assume they're racist because they're blockchain enthusiasts. this tbh
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# ? May 2, 2022 06:48 |
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Puppy Time posted:Honestly enough cryptobros have been shown to be using coded (or blatantly obvious) nazi poo poo that I'd be willing to believe that a particular group/individual is naziing it up on fairly flimsy evidence. I mean, I'd probably want more if I were a juror, but as a random goon I am perfectly content to make spiteful assumptions about strangers whose lives will never intersect with mine. It's especially funny how completely unnecessary it is but then again, nazis do love scamming and backstabbing each other on the slightest excuse, as well as blatantly unrealistic pipe dreams based on a complete lack of understanding of reality.
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:05 |
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so I shouldn't sleep with my mining rig / lovely dried fruit maker and give my self heat stroke?
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:08 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm just gonna assume they're racist because they're blockchain enthusiasts. Blockchain enthusiast + eugenicist is a basically circular venn diagram overlap
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:15 |
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SAY YOHO posted:"Massa" is a common old-timey way to depict "slow" Africans saying "master"? (Thanks Tintin) is that just a coincidence to the more likely trupf slogan? It's all such gibberish that the only plausible explanations are that every single word choice was motivated more by making "clever" internet nazi references than forming a real sentence, they let an unmedicated schizophrenic write all their marketing copy, or both. I'm just glad to finally get some explanation for why so much NFT talk makes me feel like I'm having a stroke A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 07:20 on May 2, 2022 |
# ? May 2, 2022 07:17 |
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SCSI my balls.
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:21 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:It's all such gibberish that the only plausible explanations are that every single word choice was motivated more by making "clever" internet nazi references than forming a real sentence, they let an unmedicated schizophrenic write all their marketing copy, or both. Unmedicated schizophrenics is basically what half the internet (the right of centre half in particular) is actively emulating these days.
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# ? May 2, 2022 07:33 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 13:34 |
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https://twitter.com/boss_on_here/status/1520937371793072128?s=20&t=_JS4jlHuVHYs2DRh2bW5Jg
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