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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8DkrFNA.mp4

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HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

Before anyone asks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Meg

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/3Y7EAfk.mp4

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
JC dude don't post death in here

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Brawnfire posted:

"Hey, what do we do--" *thump*

Not limited to sparrows.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
We interrupt your regularly scheduled gifs for a word from our sponsors

https://i.imgur.com/XZOU6wS.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
It's a sex thing, isn't it?

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

dialhforhero posted:

It's a sex thing, isn't it?

If you have to ask...

SheepThrowinBoy
Sep 20, 2003

"Joel, what are these films
supposed to teach us?"

"We're born, we die, & there is
a lot of padding in between."

Azhais posted:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled gifs for a word from our sponsors

https://i.imgur.com/XZOU6wS.mp4

These "End of Men" trailers are only getting hotter imo

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
(drat right it has sound)
https://i.imgur.com/s2tbMsW.mp4

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


sound

https://i.imgur.com/67VMGqy.mp4

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Phanatic posted:

Not limited to sparrows.



Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/tqUoDib.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/akN1O2P.mp4

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




How do you even practice this trick without getting impaled on a handlebar or something? Think about how many times this trick was failed before being good and confident enough to do it at this scale. How many bikes did this person land on in pursuit of this trick

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 20:47 on May 2, 2022

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Mfer had a camera on his head, where is that angle?! I've been robbed!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Unperson_47 posted:

How do you even practice this trick without getting impaled on a handlebar or something? Think about how many times this trick was failed before being good and confident enough to do it at this scale.

You basically have to start microdosing falls and impalement and poo poo as a kid and work your way up to the point that falling onto a slope from 3m in the air doesn't even really hurt anymore.

Serious answer they often practise onto a giant padded ramp, but also once you've hurled yourself through the air enough times you kind of get a sense for what is possible and what's going to land, and you also get good at bailing "safely"

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Foam pits help for practicing the aerials.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


This had me alternating between "oh no" and "oh rad" about 6 times.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I was more thinking about how many times they failed at trying to distance themselves from the bike as to not land face first on a pedal when they had to bail into said foam pits when performing a Canadian Destroyer on their bike.

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 23:56 on May 2, 2022

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
Also keep in mind that it’s a combination of other tricks that he would have already had years of experience with. So while the entirety of the jump may have been new, it’s not like he would have been learning everything from scratch.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

I remember enjoying this movie a lot more than I expected to

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Place your bets!

https://i.imgur.com/a2zmjei.mp4

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



These are the horse races millenials want!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Have to admit the tape roll held in far longer than I was expecting it to.

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

Zil posted:

Have to admit the tape roll held in far longer than I was expecting it to.

I put the house on tape :ohdear:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It just makes me wonder whether or not a betting website is sponsoring the tiktok treadmill racing videos.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Typical Chargers flame-out too.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap



hell yeah rammstein owns

e: drat they certainly make some hard commentary with their music lately. those chocolates they're eating at the end, are those the ones that have a really racist name in dutch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONj9cvHCado

HenryJLittlefinger has a new favorite as of 23:38 on May 3, 2022

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

hell yeah rammstein owns

e: drat they certainly make some hard commentary with their music lately. those chocolates they're eating at the end, are those the ones that have a really racist name in dutch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONj9cvHCado

Seems to be Schaumküsse/Schokoküsse ("foam kisses" resp. "chocolate kisses"). And yes, these were called Negerküsse or Mohrenköpfe when I was a kid.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Zopotantor posted:

Seems to be Schaumküsse/Schokoküsse ("foam kisses" resp. "chocolate kisses"). And yes, these were called Negerküsse or Mohrenköpfe when I was a kid.

I grew up in Switzerland in the 1970s and always called them Mohrenköpfe. I had no idea what it meant & no one ever told me.

There's an awesome German deli in Fox Chase, a NE suburb of Philadelphia, called Riekers. Been going there almost 40-years. They would occasionally get a shipment of these in. When I couldn't find them, I asked if they had them, and kept getting this deer-in-the-headlights look from the owner.

After a few years(!) of this, the internet came along, and holy poo poo. I made a point to go back to them and explain & apologize. Clued in my sisters as well.

Nothing beats a fresh Schaumküsse. The base has to be crunchy.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's a tunnocks teacake lmao

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



HenryJLittlefinger posted:

hell yeah rammstein owns

e: drat they certainly make some hard commentary with their music lately. those chocolates they're eating at the end, are those the ones that have a really racist name in dutch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONj9cvHCado

I bought tickets to their 2020 concert that was cancelled due to Covid. They rescheduled it twice, so I’m finally able to see them this august. It’s going to be an awesome show.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

PainterofCrap posted:

I grew up in Switzerland in the 1970s and always called them Mohrenköpfe. I had no idea what it meant & no one ever told me.

There's an awesome German deli in Fox Chase, a NE suburb of Philadelphia, called Riekers. Been going there almost 40-years. They would occasionally get a shipment of these in. When I couldn't find them, I asked if they had them, and kept getting this deer-in-the-headlights look from the owner.

After a few years(!) of this, the internet came along, and holy poo poo. I made a point to go back to them and explain & apologize. Clued in my sisters as well.

Nothing beats a fresh Schaumküsse. The base has to be crunchy.

-Excuse me, do you have any Super Dickmanns?


:crossarms:

-OK, Mini Dickmanns.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/0DZ2nO0.mp4

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Lurking Haro posted:

-Excuse me, do you have any Super Dickmanns?



Nine of them are stuck! What a ripoff!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo


Global fiber network

Caufman
May 7, 2007

In my opinion, the basketball and the lambo are both winners in different categories. The lambo won the endurance race, but the basketball actually crossed the finish line.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Azhais posted:



Global fiber network

Do they not know you can run fiber over/under land?

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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Wifi Toilet posted:

Do they not know you can run fiber over/under land?

Send them an angry email.

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