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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I demand to speak with the branch manager.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I demand to speak with the brunch manager.
:yum:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
#NotAllTrees

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
ATAB

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


But not all trees are brevideciduous.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NotSoVanilla/status/1511756824478982158

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NotSoVanilla/status/1511756824478982158

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Sorry a seagull just jumped on my post button.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Tourists getting bullied by Birds never gets old. Over here, they steal Fischbrötchen from tourists who don't know how to guard against avian bullying.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

They know where the good food is in Vancouver, too. Had one very nearly snatch my sandwich on a pier. It was a great sandwich so I had an iron grip on it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/mfsampson/status/1522154464618364928

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


The draft legislation is just a copy of the entire current Criminal Code but with the addition of "...in SPACE" tacked onto each clause.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Antigravitas posted:

Tourists getting bullied by Birds never gets old. Over here, they steal Fischbrötchen from tourists who don't know how to guard against avian bullying.

I've seen ravens team up, where one distracts a tourist, the other yoinks their food, then they go off and share it.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Antigravitas posted:

Tourists getting bullied by Birds never gets old. Over here, they steal Fischbrötchen from tourists who don't know how to guard against avian bullying.

Traveling alone in French Polynesia is a non-stop battle against beautiful brightly-colored birds eating your food. Sometimes even indoors.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Massachusetts will prosecute that one.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEbtDHQlX4o

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I feel like trying to deter seagulls with the threat of getting wet will not prove very successful.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Knormal posted:

I feel like trying to deter seagulls with the threat of getting wet will not prove very successful.

Maybe, but it sounds like fun.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Double post without shame

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You made it weird, NYTimes!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Double post without shame

That anaconda don't want none unless you're ce-ta-cean.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Does it count as bondage if snek is involved?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've seen ravens team up, where one distracts a tourist, the other yoinks their food, then they go off and share it.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/pressgazette/status/1522614669088858114?s=21&t=s7eoh2AjBcAL_2Y-oRgEUQ

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I loving hope they totally fail

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Haha, literally called woo

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Oh boy, a bunch of youtube movie review shows where the ad breaks are all like "I Can has NordVPN?"

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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theironjef posted:

Oh boy, a bunch of youtube movie review shows where the ad breaks are all like "I Can has NordVPN?"

You can for only $12 a month…

The General
Mar 4, 2007


ZombieLenin posted:

You can for only $12 a month…

I paid 100bux for three years and it has owned. I wonder if it'll renew at that rate. I should find out soonish.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The producer called the presentation pitching woo

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

The General posted:

I paid 100bux for three years and it has owned. I wonder if it'll renew at that rate. I should find out soonish.

Jeff when are you going to give us a Nord coupon discount?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Double post without shame


Knowing dolphins, all three.

Billy Ray Blowjob
Nov 30, 2011

by Pragmatica

How organic. This will be a hit!

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

I appreciate the name for this, because the tone of voice I used when reading the name is also a perfect review of the idea.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I hereby volunteer to be the first to send an intergalactic dick pick.

https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/NASA-send-human-nudes-images-to-space-aliens-17154847.php

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Just make sure that it's a tasteful one.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
They already did that.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



gleebster posted:

They already did that.


Yeah, but I mean, nobody's gonna come running at the sight of that nerd

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