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Marcade posted:In that case, never see a proctologist with a forearm ruler Maybe they've got a side gig as a fetish performer
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:35 |
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Welp
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# ? Apr 8, 2022 00:54 |
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Went looking through Instagram to try to find an artist for a piece I want (nothing wrong with the last guy, just want a different style) and am very quickly losing hope. In the process I found this guy and some of the "marvelous" work he's done that's certainly worthy of this thread (hopefully links work, hot-linking direct image URL from IG): I think I can hear just how out of tune this wack-rear end guitar is just by looking at it ...are her wings attached to her hair? in wolf form I think I can see the infection circulating through those outlines
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 07:24 |
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So really no one knows what happens to skinny peoples tattoos when they get morbidly obese? I highly doubt the lack of personal experiences involving that. Inquiring minds want to know!
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 07:32 |
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They stretch and warp to varying degrees depending on the original placements and how extreme the change is. It’s really exactly the way you’d imagine it and not that weird or interesting a process. If it’s fast enough to cause a stretch mark then it’ll gently caress up a tattoo, if it’s not that fast then it’ll probably spread out pretty evenly like the rest of your skin. Here’s a random GIS result where you can see how a change that was quick enough to cause stretch marks has jacked up several spots in this one.
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 11:44 |
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Le Faye Morgaine posted:So really no one knows what happens to skinny peoples tattoos when they get morbidly obese? I highly doubt the lack of personal experiences involving that. Inquiring minds want to know! It sounds like you're planning on cultivating mass!
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 11:49 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:They stretch and warp to varying degrees depending on the original placements and how extreme the change is. It’s really exactly the way you’d imagine it and not that weird or interesting a process. If it’s fast enough to cause a stretch mark then it’ll gently caress up a tattoo, if it’s not that fast then it’ll probably spread out pretty evenly like the rest of your skin. so itt goe’s
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# ? Apr 16, 2022 23:57 |
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"so it goes" (it being my waistline)
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 17:19 |
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"Yes I'd like the phrase, 'eehhh waddyagonnado' tattooed on my rear end."
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 18:20 |
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Ok, and for the left cheek...?
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# ? Apr 17, 2022 21:49 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:19 |
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... ... ... ...the gently caress?
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:22 |
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I tried for a while but I really don't get it. I understand weed and all, but the language is too far gone.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:34 |
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whypick1 posted:... SMOKEY I SON BUN MORE THAN EVERY THAT BREATH AIR "NOTTIN" THAT MOVES
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:36 |
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Why do they call it smokey when you of in the son smoke of out hot smoke the weed
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:39 |
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Is this what having a stroke feels like?
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:40 |
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Opopanax posted:Why do they call it smokey when you of in the son smoke of out hot smoke the weed
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 14:50 |
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That honestly might be the worst tattoo I've ever seen. It's bad artistically and technically and most important, it's loving insane.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 17:06 |
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I like to imagine it was all done in a single sit and the guy had absolutely no idea that's what was going on.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 17:31 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:I like to imagine it was all done in a single sit and the guy had absolutely no idea that's what was going on. Either that or he was all "Just gently caress me up dude, make it look like a methed out toddler did it"
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 17:38 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:I like to imagine it was all done in a single sit and the guy had absolutely no idea that's what was going on. I know you mean the person in the picture but this statement applies to the tattooer as well.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 17:39 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:I like to imagine it was all done in a single sit and the guy had absolutely no idea that's what was going on. I figured that middle line that’s lighter, the tattooer just ran out of ink. Found some more after.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 17:59 |
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I've been bringing y'all tattoos of drag queens, but how about a "drag queen got a tattoo"? I don't think the tattoo itself is all that bad on its own, but its placement is.... particularly since this queen's style is often very "bright, neon, poppy". Maybe it's a style change, but I dunno, it got a "..Huh?" outta me. https://twitter.com/arielversace/status/1506787711633473536/photo/1 https://twitter.com/arielversace/status/1482006839722221572?cxt=HHwWiIC9xczXkpEpAAAA Scratch Monkey posted:SMOKEY This feels like the times I've been on cough syrup and tried watching TV/a movie: they are words, in English, roughly in the form of a sentence, but I could NOT tell you what message it's trying to convey. In this case, it's an issue with the message itself, not my processing. :P
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 18:10 |
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:I figured that middle line that’s lighter, the tattooer just ran out of ink. Found some more after. Is there an equivalent to rolling batteries in the TV remote to get one more day out of them to tattoo machines and ink? If so, this guy knows it.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 18:20 |
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Read After Burning posted:I've been bringing y'all tattoos of drag queens, but how about a "drag queen got a tattoo"? I don't think the tattoo itself is all that bad on its own, but its placement is.... particularly since this queen's style is often very "bright, neon, poppy". Maybe it's a style change, but I dunno, it got a "..Huh?" outta me. Oh man that tattoo is awful and such lovely placement. Wow!
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 18:22 |
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Is it supposed to be a specific character or is it a doll or?? It’s really unfortunate. Ugh
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 19:19 |
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Looks like Coraline
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 19:20 |
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Opopanax posted:Looks like poo poo
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 19:34 |
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HungryMedusa posted:Is it supposed to be a specific character or is it a doll or?? It’s really unfortunate. Ugh Yeah, it's the "other" Coraline (the evil versions of characters have button eyes). Maybe it's because she has no other tattoos, but the placement just makes it look like an evil Borrower is riding around in your shirt front. (Not tattoo related, but drag and Coraline related:) https://twitter.com/hosoterratoma/status/1453481020376772609
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 20:04 |
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Definitely Coraline, definitely poo poo
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 20:04 |
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Read After Burning posted:Yeah, it's the "other" Coraline (the evil versions of characters have button eyes). Maybe it's because she has no other tattoos, but the placement just makes it look like an evil Borrower is riding around in your shirt front. That's an...interesting choice/placement for your first tattoo. Signed, someone who got part of a logo of a convention on their inside wrists as their first.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 20:32 |
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Read After Burning posted:Yeah, it's the "other" Coraline (the evil versions of characters have button eyes). Maybe it's because she has no other tattoos, but the placement just makes it look like an evil Borrower is riding around in your shirt front. It's been a minute since I've seen Coraline, but that outfit reminds me of the Flatwoods Monster.
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# ? Apr 28, 2022 20:45 |
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Iron Crowned posted:It's been a minute since I've seen Coraline, but that outfit reminds me of the Flatwoods Monster. Pointywoods Monster.
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Read After Burning posted:Yeah, it's the "other" Coraline (the evil versions of characters have button eyes). Maybe it's because she has no other tattoos, but the placement just makes it look like an evil Borrower is riding around in your shirt front. Yo, it's Cruella DeVille's second boss form from Kingdom Hearts.
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# ? Apr 29, 2022 10:07 |
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if it wasn't for the faint outline of the previous skull tattoo you can see under his hair, I might think this was fake still kinda hoping tbh
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 01:46 |
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Between this thread and the Ukraine War thread I am a broken man.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Between this thread and the Ukraine War thread I am a broken man. I’d like to think this thread did most of the heavy lifting.
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# ? Apr 30, 2022 03:06 |
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Hey it's Swiss Miss, the new Spider-Man villain from the Turn Off the Dark Musical.
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Oh goodness.
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