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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1521912884573446145

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1521843011751231490

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

my current 3.5% mortgage rate is going to look like the deal of a century here in like a year.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Tauss_srgl/status/1521866981959290880

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Louisgod posted:

my current 3.5% mortgage rate is going to look like the deal of a century here in like a year.

2.375% :twisted::twisted::twisted:

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

oh god

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


hell yeah a conference! I wonder what kind of catering they'll have

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

biden: people are hungry, have poor nutrition and poor health. that's it.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my slurp juice"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my ape wallet"

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
some succlib shaking my corpse as i dangle from a lamppost: i SAID, did you know that joe biden made it easier for you to get foodstamps?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lpzie posted:

haven't read the Authoritarians yet? it's up on YouTube...

I have, but wandering across the weird fixation on other peoples' sex lives while trying to build a nazi quantification scale was new

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

idk what this means

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my slurp juice"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my ape wallet"

:yeshaha:

psycho slurper

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


Wrex Ruckus posted:

didn't it get closed after that guy shot off Tiny Toese's toes?

oh my god i totally forgot about that lmao

loving god my brain must be as smooth as a marble

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


when I got initial approval in Feb it was at 3.25%, so the bank jerked me around for two months in underwriting, until the rate was 4%. thanks guys.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

the milk machine posted:

You've worn a slurpsuit before.

No.

Your suit is fitted alien ape fashion -- who told you how to do that?

No one; it seemed the proper way.

That it is.

My slurp juice.
My single ape.
My astro ape wallet.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lol shut up old man

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

“we need austerity. a lot of you have gotten used to eating food every day. that stops now.”

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

the milk machine posted:

You've worn a slurpsuit before.

No.

Your suit is fitted alien ape fashion -- who told you how to do that?

No one; it seemed the proper way.

That it is.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Ok but you still owe me $599.84 you old bitch

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Too Many Birds posted:

oh my god i totally forgot about that lmao

loving god my brain must be as smooth as a marble

it can be difficult to keep straight all the things that happen on these dead gay forums

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my slurp juice"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my ape wallet"

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

you'll get the conference and be happy about it

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Didn’t Michelle Obama try to do a whole nutrition thing by suggesting kids in school eat more vegetables and a bunch of chuds responded by calling her a man with a huge dick

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Didn’t Michelle Obama try to do a whole nutrition thing by suggesting kids in school eat more vegetables and a bunch of chuds responded by calling her a man with a huge dick

yes
:d2a:

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Didn’t Michelle Obama try to do a whole nutrition thing by suggesting kids in school eat more vegetables and a bunch of chuds responded by calling her a man with a huge dick

lol yes and i hope this version of events is what makes it into the history books

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016





our slurp juice

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/lqYYrb3.mp4

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
MONKEY SLURPIES

edit: oops wrong tab

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


shut the gently caress up about the slurp juice

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Looking forward to the Defector article.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Joe Biden: “Listen Jack. kids these days…they need more nutritious school lunches.”

Jimbob Sheepfucker, MethLab FL: “JOE BRANDON IS A SECRET WOMAN WITH HONKING CIRCUS TITS AND AN ENGORGED LABIA!”

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Didn’t Michelle Obama try to do a whole nutrition thing by suggesting kids in school eat more vegetables and a bunch of chuds responded by calling her a man with a huge dick

lol yeah all the chuds hooted and hollered about Obama taking away their kids' chicken nuggs

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


give the kids their slurp juice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Didn’t Michelle Obama try to do a whole nutrition thing by suggesting kids in school eat more vegetables and a bunch of chuds responded by calling her a man with a huge dick

This is why I eat as many vegetables as possible

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VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

shut the gently caress up about the slurp juice

I will never stop talking about Slurp Juice!

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