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JethroMcB posted:The strip that kicks off to the bathroom party where Ray remembers he put the 2000 Flushes in last night would be perfect. Hooray for some guys
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theironjef posted:"It will electrocute his dick." I absolutely love that punchline. Also the alt text: "The water will be very saline and cause Pat's dick to get extremely fried."
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Apr 29, 2022 15:37
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Just straight up roasting that ding-dong
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Philippe posted:Just straight up roasting that ding-dong I never thought the actual drawing of a "furious ding-dong" could match the idea in my head from Roast Beef describing it, but Onstad absolutely nailed it. "UP YOURS, CUSTOMER!"
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Claytor posted:If I were to purchase a framed Achewood to hang in my upstairs bathroom, which one should it be? 
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Claytor posted:If I were to purchase a framed Achewood to hang in my upstairs bathroom, which one should it be? 
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oh poo poo. every time I've read that strip I thought ray called cathy with the intent in mind of trying to sex her up. I didn't catch that her saying she got out of the shower is what set poo poo in motion
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to my eternal shame, i have forgotten the dialogue of the comic with ray and lyle's lovely joint company logo can someone please share it to refresh my memory?
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Cloks posted:to my eternal shame, i have forgotten the dialogue of the comic with ray and lyle's lovely joint company logo Lyle and Ray’s Perfect Jays?
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Cloks posted:to my eternal shame, i have forgotten the dialogue of the comic with ray and lyle's lovely joint company logo first strip http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292005 (searched on "Vermont")
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May 4, 2022 18:43
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It's Stay Away From Mexican Yeyo Boys
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I don't like what you're doing here. I don't feel like I have a lot of outs.
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Deathlove posted:first strip http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03292005 Next strip, Chemistry People Hair - Ray is a poet.
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"what vacuums my dropped gerunds out the bottom of the Escalade" is so loving good.
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"I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life!" is such a fantastic Lyle line edit: because of this strip when i get a particularly good roll done i refer to it as "swiss"
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Guy can take all the can shots he wants of me. I got technique.
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smarxist posted:"I've never wanted to start a joint company less in my life!" is such a fantastic Lyle line sometimes, the product creates the consumer
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I am always tickled by Ray's response to Teodor's ribbing with an earnest "What? Are there any sluts at my house?"
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I like that he rinses grapes and looks at books but apparently doesn't eat grapes or read books. He'd probably throw a radio away without turning it off first.
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Nina! He says this!
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A shirt for those who want to be Alone.
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Sometimes love is helping a Chinese lady get an MBA so she can dump you, but sometimes love is coming to the cafe so Aunt Nina can be alone. 
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May 14, 2022 14:00
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Zefiel posted:Sometimes love Is wondering if you've trapped an innocent person My father was a barber, so no, that son of a bitch Pat definitely belonged in jail.  He won't be getting out either, because prison is a really hard place to get out of.
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Stringent posted:https://twitter.com/achewood/status/1524864964338458624?s=20&t=QQbjhBvwPJEjsWfYXUAtPA I thought Kronos was in a stripmall. That looks more like that Swedish pancake restaurant Cornelius and Polly went to. Still though I love it. Oh wait original location now I get it.
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