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cinco de mayo options
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taco bowl [WE LOVE HISPANICS!] 115 36.39%
huge gross burrito 78 24.68%
normal food for a human 41 12.97%
buddykins [straight tequila directly from plastic bottle] 82 25.95%
Total: 252 votes
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


shoveling freedom nugs and ketchup into my kid's mouth while his insulin pump rattles and smokes, to own obama

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

VideoKid posted:

I will never stop talking about Slurp Juice!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



I refied to 2.5% last year. This is horseshit, you got a lower rate??? I'm gonna kick your rear end!

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



triple your trumps

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.

skaboomizzy posted:

lol yeah all the chuds hooted and hollered about Obama taking away their kids' chicken nuggs

Not to compliment an Obama, but didn't the changes actually make a pretty positive gain in overall children's health?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MenshevikM/status/1521914369583497218

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Crusader posted:



triple your trumps

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BaeBielle/status/1521467434435231745

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Big McHuge posted:

Not to compliment an Obama, but didn't the changes actually make a pretty positive gain in overall children's health?

yeah and giving free lunch at school keeps millions of kids from starving and boosts their cognitive and physical abilities all day but did you know that stuff isnt free?!?!?!?!!!

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

shut the gently caress up about the slurp juice

the “moon god?” chick tract but with slurp juice

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Battle not with apes, lest ye become an ape, and if you slurp into the juice, the juice slurps also into you.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

CaptainBeefart posted:

Battle not with apes, lest ye become an ape, and if you slurp into the juice, the juice slurps also into you.

is this from dune?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1521657861796999170

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


19 o'clock posted:

is this from dune?

Uncultured ape, be slurped!

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


I'm very sure that doctors, who are known for playing fast and loose with the rules, are going to start tinkering with insurance fraud just to satisfy their internal liberal ethics.

I'm not saying it wouldn't be right to do. I'm just saying don't put your faith in the humanity of doctors.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Vote!

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

mdemone posted:

I'm very sure that doctors, who are known for playing fast and loose with the rules, are going to start tinkering with insurance fraud just to satisfy their internal liberal ethics.

I'm not saying it wouldn't be right to do. I'm just saying don't put your faith in the humanity of doctors.

nurses maybe

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
every nurse ive met has been cool whereas most doctors are dicks


surgeons are a whole other breed of narcistic rear end in a top hat that deserves its own category

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

obviously gently caress her

but also, 60% of women who access abortion services are in their 20s, and 12% are adolescents, so three-quarters of the people who will be affected could not vote in 2010

so gently caress her

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



All these fuckin fascist freaks are real tiberiuses if you get my meaning

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



idk what's weirder about JD Vance, his political notions or the way his deep-set eyes make him look like he's permanently wearing pretty heavy eyeliner

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




I am 25 what the gently caress does this mean. Number go up???.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
metaverse

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



I feel seen

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Hatebag posted:

I refied to 2.5% last year. This is horseshit, you got a lower rate??? I'm gonna kick your rear end!

meet me in the Wells Fargo parking lot you jackanape!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
lmao yes doctors are going to do malpractice and insurance fraud to help you!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/isaiah_bb/status/1521917445296033792

gregday
May 23, 2003

Rome, a place that famously things worked out well for

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

shut the gently caress up about the slurp juice

MMM... SLURP

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



good history knower JD Vance

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

turp juice

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Spaced God posted:

I am 25 what the gently caress does this mean. Number go up???.

Borrowing money is now more expensive, meaning economic actors will tend to borrow less money. So they will have less money to spend. It's contractionary monetary policy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/conureCC/status/1521635264514297856

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao yes doctors are going to do malpractice and insurance fraud to help you!

that actually is what they did to sneak in abortions for people back in the olden days though, it's not just made up

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/Jezzerat/status/1521922068094328833

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

shoveling freedom nugs and ketchup into my kid's mouth while his insulin pump rattles and smokes, to own obama

You can't own obama until the supreme court redoes dredd scott

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
t

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Spaced God posted:

I am 25 what the gently caress does this mean. Number go up???.

it means you will never own a house or anything really.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



like a lot of 1960s abortions were things like "benign tumor removal" or "emergency appendectomy" etc

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Heavy_D posted:

obviously gently caress her

but also, 60% of women who access abortion services are in their 20s, and 12% are adolescents, so three-quarters of the people who will be affected could not vote in 2010

so gently caress her

lmao “lofty lefty platforms”

please ensure everyone has adequate healthcare that won’t bankrupt them.

please don’t give cops the freedom to murder people at will with zero consequences.

please don’t tell young people to go to college and then burden them with debt for the rest of their lives.

lmfao

just lofty pie in the sky platforms, I guess! maybe come back to reality, lefties!

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