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Halloween Jack posted:Has she tried letting Jordan Peterson tell him to clean his room I would bet my next paycheck that JORP is what he means when he tells her he is looking at mental health stuff on YouTube.
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:guy probably dodged a covid bullet tbh I certainly enjoy dunking on the dork who doesn't own anything other than jeans (seriously not a SINGLE pair of black slacks even? Lmfao) but also I'd much rather get owned on reddit than go to a crowded in-person event right now
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May 4, 2022 19:02
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pentyne posted:Ordering something tailored online is insane, where would you live that it becomes your best/only option? SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Not always. Best friend is an athlete and freak of nature since he’s around 6’5” and very athletic. Most stuff that can fit this thighs and height has a horrible billowing waist and vice versa. Still there’s usually some option for causal clothes at a big enough mall plus tailoring only takes a couple days if you rush Am 300 lb man. Just about anywhere should be within a day’s drive of the big and tall store or a Mens Wearhouse, both of which can accommodate just about any size and offer same or next day alterations, often for free. Even if he has to get something way too long to get his enormous waist size, and no tailor is available, you can get hemming tape for just such an emergency and just have to be careful about how you tape it and how you wear it. There is no loving excuse.
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May 4, 2022 19:06
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What gets me about Jorp is as a warrior for western traditional masculinity that he’s such a pathetic teary-eyed pussy. Like at least Joe Rogan could tap me out and if he didn’t bring up his awful politics he would probably be fun to get hosed up or work out with. But I have 100% confidence if I ran into Peterson at a bar I could make him cry in less than 5 minutes just by talking to him. How do people into “traditional” poo poo respect that?
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May 4, 2022 19:06
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pentyne posted:Unless the OP is severely downplaying "large" then he has literally no excuse. Even then you can find a DXL or similar that caters to people with 50" waists or more, and same thing, take it to a tailor to get fitted. If he admitted to being "large" and having to buy custom clothes to fit, and couldn't find anything in stores, this man must be loving huge. I'm guessing 500 plus.
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May 4, 2022 19:09
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therobit posted:Am 300 lb man. Just about anywhere should be within a day’s drive of the big and tall store or a Mens Wearhouse, both of which can accommodate just about any size and offer same or next day alterations, often for free. Even if he has to get something way too long to get his enormous waist size, and no tailor is available, you can get hemming tape for just such an emergency and just have to be careful about how you tape it and how you wear it. There is no loving excuse. Oh absolutely, I don’t think OP is the type to be freakishly lean and jacked for a tall guy either so he’s in the range he probably doesn’t even need a tailor at a big and tall place.
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May 4, 2022 19:09
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you bougie fucks just let the fatman wear jeans to a wedding who loving cares but also dont go to crowded events lmao what is wrong with everyone
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May 4, 2022 19:15
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DaysBefore posted:I certainly enjoy dunking on the dork who doesn't own anything other than jeans (seriously not a SINGLE pair of black slacks even? Lmfao) but also I'd much rather get owned on reddit than go to a crowded in-person event right now My sister's wedding is in a month and I'll need to get a pair of slacks for it since, like many people, I've put on weight during the pandemic and my existing slacks don't fit. The last wedding I went to was three years ago, I was the MC, and nobody gave a poo poo or even noticed that I wore black jeans with my otherwise formal outfit (collared shirt, vest, dress shoes). Wedding is only going to be 20 people before y'all freak out about that.
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May 4, 2022 19:17
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AITA for not getting my girlfriend a gift for her birthdayquote:My girlfriend and I have been together for almost 3 years. Gifts have been sorta a sore spot, at least for me.
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May 4, 2022 19:17
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:What gets me about Jorp is as a warrior for western traditional masculinity that he’s such a pathetic teary-eyed pussy. The only thing people into “traditional” poo poo care about is being told that they’re right, and Jorps does that in book form.
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May 4, 2022 19:21
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Uncle Enzo posted:If he admitted to being "large" and having to buy custom clothes to fit, and couldn't find anything in stores, this man must be loving huge. I'm guessing 500 plus. I got curious and looked up the top waist size offered at DXL. It’s 70.” The difference for 5’8 man at 38” waist vs 48” waist is over 100 lbs, and as the circumference grows it take more and more weight for each inch. A 500 lb man should be able to get clothes at DXL. If he truly couldn’t find it (and let’s be honest he’s just lazy) I think we’d be talking about someone who isn’t ambulatory anymore. It would be hilarious if this woman was dating a dude from “My 600 lb Life” and decided that THIS was the final straw.
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May 4, 2022 19:21
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:you bougie fucks just let the fatman wear jeans to a wedding who loving cares As a Fat, It offends me when other fat people dress and act like loving slobs. It makes us all look bad.
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May 4, 2022 19:24
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Jokerpilled Drudge posted:you bougie fucks just let the fatman wear jeans to a wedding who loving cares Having pants that are not jeans or jorts does not make one a bougie gently caress.
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May 4, 2022 19:27
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therobit posted:As a Fat, It offends me when other fat people dress and act like loving slobs. It makes us all look bad. I promise you that is not what is happening lmao
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therobit posted:As a Fat, It offends me when other fat people dress and act like loving slobs. It makes us all look bad. As a slob, it offends me to have people constantly comment on my weight.
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Cacator posted:Having pants that are not jeans or jorts does not make one a bougie gently caress. This is in the context of an AITA post you seem to have fogotten about
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May 4, 2022 19:29
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The fact that he calls them "smart pants" makes me think he lives somewhere that isn't the United States, which would make easily acquiring big/tall clothes more of a pain.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:The fact that he calls them "smart pants" makes me think he lives somewhere that isn't the United States, which would make easily acquiring big/tall clothes more of a pain. which means he should have known better and ordered clothes ASAP after the invite, since clearly this was a "you better not gently caress this up" issue for the gf
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May 4, 2022 19:42
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Magic Hate Ball posted:The fact that he calls them "smart pants" makes me think he lives somewhere that isn't the United States, which would make easily acquiring big/tall clothes more of a pain. I dunno, calling them "pants" is pretty american/Canadian, isn't it? I don't know about NZ or Australia, but in the UK and Ireland they would be called "trousers". Pants are underwear around here.
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Pookah posted:I dunno, calling them "pants" is pretty american/Canadian, isn't it? I don't know about NZ or Australia, but in the UK and Ireland they would be called "trousers". Comedy option: All his existing underwear is so awful that she told him he had to buy something new for the wedding.
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plot twist: they are on Pitcairn island
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Pookah posted:I dunno, calling them "pants" is pretty american/Canadian, isn't it? I don't know about NZ or Australia, but in the UK and Ireland they would be called "trousers". The only people I've heard in the US who call any clothes 'smart' are decrepit olds. And even then it's "That's a smart-looking shirt" or "Those pants look smart", and never as a "genre" of clothes like "dress pants" or "dress shoes". EDIT: Also on the use of 'pants' apparently: "In North America, Australia, South Africa and North West England[6] pants is the general category term, whereas trousers (sometimes slacks in Australia and North America) often refers more specifically to tailored garments with a waistband, belt-loops, and a fly-front. " Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 19:53 on May 4, 2022 |
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AITA for not letting my ex bring his girlfriend to our son’s birthday vacation?quote:Every year we take our son on vacation to visit my (former) in-laws for his birthday. This is the first year we’re not together, but we agreed to still do the trip this year because our separation has already been hard enough on our son.
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lmao wonder why the new one doesn’t him hmmmmmmm
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AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers?quote:I have been dating my gf for 8 months. Things have been going so well that when she started a project based in my part of the city, she decided to stay at my place temporarily rather than do the daily commute. AITA for calling my brother an idiot? quote:I (17f) love to paint, and have been doing it for years. My brother (19m) loves to eat my food, and drink my drinks. Seriously, regardless if it's in my room, or even in my hands! He'll take whatever I'm eating/drinking and eat them himself. No matter where I hide my things, he finds them. Before you suggest locking my door, it recently got messed up, so I'm currently unable to lock it. No, mom, I am sharing things with my brother. I can't help it if he can't tell the mug of paint water I'm sharing from the mug of coke I'm sharing.
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Lone Goat posted:My sister's wedding is in a month and I'll need to get a pair of slacks for it since, like many people, I've put on weight during the pandemic and my existing slacks don't fit. The last wedding I went to was three years ago, I was the MC, and nobody gave a poo poo or even noticed that I wore black jeans with my otherwise formal outfit (collared shirt, vest, dress shoes). Yeah I don't care about the dress code like whatever there. It's just some people have such limited wardrobes that tickles me, especially when that wardrobe is "Kevin Smith cosplayer"
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for calling my brother an idiot? Look honey, we're going to need you to remind him how to breathe once every couple of seconds, that's just how things are gonna be.
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AITA for humiliating my aunt in front of our family and a nurse?quote:My grandpa recently suffered a stroke and is staying in the hospital. I (18M) was visiting him in his room along with some family, including my aunt and her two kids. He had been taken to have tests done that would take awhile, so my aunt suggested that we all go out to lunch in the meantime. At that point a nurse had come in to put on fresh bedding. My aunt started looking through my grandpa’s belongings to find his wallet and goes, “We can use Papa’s money to buy our lunch. He would love that for us all being here.” Note: this aunt is literally one of the stingiest people I know despite being extremely well off. She’s the type of person to go to the bathroom when she sees the waiter coming with the bill. Obviously I was angry that she would suggest using his money or think anyone else would go along with that, so I spoke up loudly and asked her, “Can’t you afford to spare some of your husband’s money to buy your own lunch, or are things that bad?” She shot daggers at me and then looked embarrassed the rest of the time we were there. Comments say that one of the Uncles is gonna go retrieve the wallet and wedding ring to make sure they're safe from the Aunt.
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AITA for not eating the steak my husband regurgitated and spit out his bite on?quote:Pretext: He didn’t exactly call me an “rear end in a top hat”, per se. Just said that I was being “overdramatic” for refusing to eat the same meal he regurgitated and spat out his bite on. HUSBAND’S POV: quote:
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Mr. Lobe posted:we only argued about the food for about 5 minutes before she started crying. Ok hold-up this is actually in fact quite an important detail
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? yet another dumb motherfucker who doesn't know he's posting about his ex gf. hope she gets all her stuff out before he figures it out
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? I remember when Dangerously Hot Showers opened for Opeth, that was sick.
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not eating the steak my husband regurgitated and spit out his bite on? Hamburger steak and food court, not my idea of fine dining. I wonder which trailer park they live in.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I remember when Dangerously Hot Showers opened for Opeth, that was sick. I want to know how you break a dehumidifier with too much humidity. Is it a physics thing or is the controlling boyfriend just crazy?
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quantumwell posted:I want to know how you break a dehumidifier with too much humidity. Is it a physics thing or is the controlling boyfriend just crazy? What does your heart tell you
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quantumwell posted:Hamburger steak and food court, not my idea of fine dining. I wonder which trailer park they live in. Is there a point to your lovely classist commentary?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for calling my brother an idiot? Leave one of the mouse traps that use cheese as bait out for a laugh
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for Not Allowing my GF to have Dangerously Hot Showers? My girlfriend has no goals for her life. quote:My girlfriend(23) and I(m34) have been dating for 6 months.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for walking out on my fiancé because I kept losing at Yu-Gi-Oh, ending with him drinking for the first time ever? If someone calls a drunk who doesn’t know how to play Yu-Gi-Oh, the only reasonable response is a polite thank you.
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