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Thank god they teased an image of Darth Vader. I've always wondered what he looked like
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Sure, Obi-Wan beat the poo poo out of Anakin the first time they fought, but I'm sure now that Anakin is *checks notes* horrifically burned and crippled to the point of needing 24/7 life support that he wears, Anakin can take him.
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May 4, 2022 20:22
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No Mods No Masters posted:Don't get me wrong, that sounds OK as far as it goes for a children's cartoon. They just seem like a mismatch for whatever this show is 
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May 4, 2022 20:25
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i always thought the implication of vader's "when i left you i was but a learner; now i am the master" line was that they literally had not seen each other since the clone wars, when obi-wan defeated him on the lava planet. are they going to keep running into each other in this series? ugh. also there is obi-wan's "now that's a name i've not heard in a long time" line to think about. luke is 18 in the first movie so that's how long it can be between revenge of the sith and star wars, and i assumed that obi-wan went into hiding immediately after dropping off the babies. but now we're gonna find that he has been having adventures at least until luke is 6 or so. when did he get people to start calling him ben? boy i hope they reveal this important information. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 4, 2022 |
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May 4, 2022 20:26
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Valve Steam Deck posted:Are you telling me you don't want to see the guy from trainspotting, jonesing for a heroin fix, fighting a bunch of straightedge mall ninjas? Explain the fast aging of ewan to alec because he got hooked on death sticks
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May 4, 2022 20:27
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PostNouveau posted:Sure, Obi-Wan beat the poo poo out of Anakin the first time they fought, but I'm sure now that Anakin is *checks notes* horrifically burned and crippled to the point of needing 24/7 life support that he wears, Anakin can take him. That was before darth vader got black reinforced gauntlets, the right glove being a Mandalorian crushgaunt fitted around one of Lord Kaan's indestructible Sith amulets, and modified to include grip-augmentation circuitry. The gauntlets were also made of a micronized Mandalorian iron weave to protect Vader against glancing lightsaber blows during the patient's physical therapy sparring sessions, as well as deflecting a direct hit from a blaster bolt
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Star Wars is garbage for babies
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No. 6 posted:Star Wars is garbage for babies 
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Sagebrush posted:luke is 18 in the first movie so that's how long it can be between revenge of the sith and star wars, and i assumed that obi-wan went into hiding immediately after dropping off the babies. but now we're gonna find that he has been having adventures at least until luke is 6 or so. when did he get people to start calling him ben? boy i hope they reveal this important information. They'll be making these movies (TV shows/comics/books) till the end of time so at some point it'll be like the old EU where 100 years worth of poo poo happens in every gap in the stories and when it gets too ridiculous Disney will go "OK none of that poo poo counts anymore we're starting over clean again"
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May 4, 2022 20:32
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priznat posted:Explain the fast aging of ewan to alec because he got hooked on death sticks Ewen McGregor is 51 and Guiness did Star Wars at 61, so the ages work out alright. People aged a lot worse in the 70s.
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May 4, 2022 20:34
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Came for the woodoo hide, stayed for the Ponda Baba stealth spinoff pilot
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May 4, 2022 20:34
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darth vader and ben kenobi will appear headed for one final anti-climactic battle in some sort of epic ironworks factory, until they're both battered by a wave of reinforcements from the other side, which they have to deal with in separate rooms in split-screen. every time it looks like they're going to cross over to the other room a new goon will comically obstruct them and die this music will be playing the whole time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3FCRr3t9WU
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May 4, 2022 20:34
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Valve Steam Deck posted:No the inquisitors are literally tryhard dumbshits who think they're cool and edgy but are just lame, both within and outside of canon. They exist to give teenagers who are still learning the force some miniboss battles that won't challenge them too hard. They're the star wars equivalent of mall ninjas. actually they're Maul Ninjas
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May 4, 2022 20:36
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PostNouveau posted:Ewen McGregor is 51 and Guiness did Star Wars at 61, so the ages work out alright. Yah the actual ages aren’t the issue, no way ewan will look like guinness did at 61 tho! Unless..
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May 4, 2022 20:37
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Dude with a knife tackled Dave Chappelle on stage https://abc7.com/dave-chappelle-attacked-tackled-hollywood-bowl/11817178/ quote:Comedian Chris Rock, who performed earlier in the night, came on stage with Chappelle moments after the attack and joked: "Was that Will Smith?"
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May 4, 2022 20:38
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Sagebrush posted:i always thought the implication of vader's "when i left you i was but a learner; now i am the master" line was that they literally had not seen each other since the clone wars, when obi-wan defeated him on the lava planet. are they going to keep running into each other in this series? ugh. In the Clone Wars cartoon they jumped through massive hoops to ensure Anakin never met Grievous in person before episode 3, but their solution was to make Anakin duel Count Dooku like eight times and get distracted from grievous. So when Anakin says his power has doubled since the last time he met the Count, it probably just means "doubled since last Tuesday."
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May 4, 2022 20:40
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I did see a full grown human walking down the sidewalk in a complete Boba Fett costume. Props to them as it's quite warm and it must be even hotter in that getup.
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May 4, 2022 20:41
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Obi-Wan and Darth Vader are gonna meet a bunch of times in the TV show but Obi-Wan won't recognize him every time.
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May 4, 2022 20:42
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X JAKK posted:Dude with a knife tackled Dave Chappelle on stage I wish Chappelle a very hope it happens again
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Improbable Lobster posted:I wish Chappelle a very hope it happens again
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Improbable Lobster posted:I wish Chappelle a very hope it happens again
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X JAKK posted:Dude with a knife tackled Dave Chappelle on stage i'd be pretty pissed if i was chris rock and had been sitting around waiting for the perfect opportunity to reference the stupid thing everyboys talking about and i seized on it a very appropriate and timely moment and dave chapelle fired back with "no its probably a TRANS MAN" or whatever it was he tacked on. hes just so doggone obsessed with his trans bullcrap even while he's being attacked by a classically mentally ill cis person with a gun and knife. anyway, very timely news drop friend, thank you. none of us knew
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Improbable Lobster posted:I wish Chappelle a very hope it happens again
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Improbable Lobster posted:I wish Chappelle a very hope it happens again
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X JAKK posted:Dude with a knife tackled Dave Chappelle on stage You left out the best detail! https://twitter.com/Glock_Topickz/status/1521849883275186176?t=7XIiEBEb7xi0qnmT3RCfjw&s=19
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May 4, 2022 20:48
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its all nice on rice posted:Can't wait to find out how Obi-Wan ages 40 years over the course of 6 episodes. as a viewer, you will experience it
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AARD VARKMAN posted:You left out the best detail! images of the perp have just leaked 
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drat it's brutal out there on the wook
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No Mods No Masters posted:That was before darth vader got black reinforced gauntlets, the right glove being a Mandalorian crushgaunt fitted around one of Lord Kaan's indestructible Sith amulets, and modified to include grip-augmentation circuitry. The gauntlets were also made of a micronized Mandalorian iron weave to protect Vader against glancing lightsaber blows during the patient's physical therapy sparring sessions, as well as deflecting a direct hit from a blaster bolt Sounds like high risk of accidentally crushing your dick and balls while jerking off
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Kingo Ligma posted:Sounds like high risk of accidentally crushing your dick and balls while jerking off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHLwAxS7FI
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No Mods No Masters posted:drat it's brutal out there on the wook this is because they didn't say what ortho-fabric was used in the suit
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Kingo Ligma posted:Sounds like high risk of accidentally crushing your dick and balls while jerking off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaTeuVFxa4
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No Mods No Masters posted:That was before darth vader got black reinforced gauntlets, the right glove being a Mandalorian crushgaunt fitted around one of Lord Kaan's indestructible Sith amulets, and modified to include grip-augmentation circuitry. The gauntlets were also made of a micronized Mandalorian iron weave to protect Vader against glancing lightsaber blows during the patient's physical therapy sparring sessions, as well as deflecting a direct hit from a blaster bolt more important than that, unlike the left-hand glove, the right glove was made to be indestructible. A symbol of evil that would survive forever. After Luke cut off Darth Vader’s right hand in their lightsaber duel, the glove was believed to have been hurled out into space when the Death Star exploded. quote:
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bitterandtwisted posted:Saw this the other day. It was sillier than I remembered. The bit where Pussy Galore's Flying Circus are introduced and they're all sticking out their chests while goofy music plays was like a Carry On film. to be fair, a lot of guys would have trouble finding that switch. It was low light condition and he was probably exhausted by that point. It could happen to anyone!
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If I remember correctly nerds determined that the only real animal to canonically exist in Star Wars are ducks.
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Galewolf posted:Put ELAN SLEAZBAGANNO in Obi-Wan series you cowards He rethought his life and became a door to door force missionary
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Can you guys talk about decent shows and movies? I am trying to find something to watch.
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