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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I put in "goatse mug" to see if I've been replaced by a computer





I think I'm safe for now, though this last one gives me pause



:catstare:

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Anthony Chuzzlewit
Oct 26, 2008

good for healthy


Empty Sandwich posted:

I put in "goatse mug" to see if I've been replaced by a computer





I think I'm safe for now, though this last one gives me pause



:catstare:

You're safe until someone develops KILN-E.



"Jean-Luc Picard looks forlornly at his burned vineyard"


Oh hi there I'm Cap'n John-Luke Packard

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

I don't want to watch Star Trek, let's see what else is on.













TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



generated yearbook photos for some famous duos (just their names plus "yearbook photos")


beavis and butthead become a bit disturbing









...and now the awful app is claiming I'm out of imgur upload credits

that's never happened before

Redonionking
Mar 13, 2001

I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST
Grimey Drawer
You can get some pretty consistently gross images from "Cockroach Pizza"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Man Dall-E-5 sure is amazing I just put in as an input "a 100 or so self aware forum users posting in a thread about Dall-E-2, on a two decade old online comedy forum" And all this was the output.

Amazing.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

dr_rat posted:

Man Dall-E-5 sure is amazing I just put in as an input "a 100 or so self aware forum users posting in a thread about Dall-E-2, on a two decade old online comedy forum" And all this was the output.

Amazing.

You should have asked for a good post instead.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Telsa Cola posted:

You should have asked for a good post instead.

There are some things AI's are yet to be able to do. :(

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

tried out the Dall-e mini, this "potato with a face" has me in tears:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



dall-e mini seems to have a good understanding of shrek so I spent a while just combining shrek with things

Shrek Slimer









Shrek Mike Wazowski Shrek (I found repeating shrek around longer names helped keep it shreky)







Shrek Baby Yoda Shrek





Shrek Spider





Shrek bodybuilder







Shrek Vin Diesel









Shrek car accident





Shrek Jabba the Hutt Shrek









Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Shrek with DD’s plz

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Nuts and Gum posted:

Shrek with DD’s plz











The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of weirdos suddenly got hard ons that were suddenly gone.

I fear something terrible has happened.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

rest easy:

stringless fucked around with this message at 12:38 on May 4, 2022

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
oh no :ohdear:


ohh noo

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
on the light version, plugging in lyrics by

MF DOOM:


"villain man never ran with krills in his hand"


"Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't screwed too tight, all he had upstairs was a crude light, you think that's weird, he lived next door to a food fight"

:nws: somehow
https://i.imgur.com/kg5YIP4.jpg

"DOOM, all caps when you spell the man's name"

wrong Doom, but close enough

"he always kept a pen and a pencil in his mental den right there next to where the Rolodex was"



"The clock tick faster that'll be the hour they knock the sick blaster"


"all that glitters ain't fishscale"

huh

"known as the grimy limey, slimy, try me, blimey"

here's someone who's drunk Bailey's from a shoe

my favorite: "cold milk from out the toilet"




I tried about as many that didn't do anything interesting.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

FFT posted:

rest easy:



lol

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields


e: man the niche horny potential of this is through the roof

Diorama fucked around with this message at 16:16 on May 4, 2022

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
It's now so clear to me what ai will finally decide to destroy us for

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
"Hey, hey, mission control, check the cameras, I've got a big huge throbbing sample here to show you."

"Sigh, yes Jim, we see. It wasn't funny the first time. Please stop playing with the exotic matter."



"More like... erotic matter."

"Sorry Jim, seems we are having comms troubles, can't hear you any more."

The Butcher fucked around with this message at 18:27 on May 4, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
from neuralblender




I pasted in all the text from the forums and it literally made the forums.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

II oval office THE M.SUGIT

naem
May 29, 2011

This Is the Zodiac posted:

II oval office THE M.SUGIT

IL SEUVOM I11 SIUNNCU.V1L!

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Elegant beasts, the space whales of the Cocaine Nebula. Shame they can't shut the gently caress up. No, I don't care about WhaleCoin.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Van Goatse

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
They said I was a good boy. If I was really a good boy, why would they send me on a one way trip?

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

interwhat posted:

Van Goatse

Van, goat, see. Okay weird human.

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Whoa Jessica rabbit shrek :captainpop:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
neuralblender seems to output a lot of text, which I wish I could turn off. anyway, here's 20 fake burgers:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
what if I tell it to make a naked lady what if it looks like jordan petersons grandma??

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Private Cumshoe posted:

what if I tell it to make a naked lady what if it looks like jordan petersons grandma??

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
nice nice

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
OpenAi can talk all they want about safeguards and having checks preventing nefarious use but that idea is more to protect them than actually stop any of it.
Basically

Private Cumshoe posted:

what if I tell it to make a naked lady what if it looks like jordan petersons grandma??

is going to be possible very soon as some version of Dall-E-2 will arrive shortly without restrictions.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Cronenberg body horror Thomas the Tank Engine















bees everywhere
Nov 19, 2002

:lol: I'm dying

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
That is enough! The CATDOG project is terminated now. Now only was this an utter failure as a weapon, I think we have angered god.

gently caress, the budget committee is going to rake me over the coals for this fuckup.

Jenson, you are banned from proposing any new ideas until you get clean.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
But sir! One of the cat-dogs learned how to read minds, and is super into killing stuff.

Our... enemies?

Uh. No.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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