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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:



obviously still would even after she immerses it in goop
After you pass a certain height:width ratio they're meatballs, not patties. That's just a vertically aligned meatball sandwich.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Devils Affricate posted:

Is that some dried gabagool on top?

I was watching some make fast food fancy tik tok yesterday and the guy cooked some prosciutto in the oven and it ended up looking like that.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Burgooer

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


source

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
A menacing burger.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"Incontinent Koffing" was not a burger concept I would've come up with, but ok

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993





Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I imagine that's in the context of an out-of-control infestation, like "oh god it's the ravioli's house now!"

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Soul Dentist posted:

I imagine that's in the context of an out-of-control infestation, like "oh god it's the ravioli's house now!"

Why is there pasta in my bun?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Why is there pasta in my bun?

You were doing well guarding your burger, but when that adorable puppy went past the window, that's when we struck and stuck it full a pasta!

If you gotta remain always vigilant, ALWAYS. Sometimes just don't cut it in this rough and tumble burger eatin' game.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Soul Dentist posted:

I imagine that's in the context of an out-of-control infestation, like "oh god it's the ravioli's house now!"

It knows you're afraid!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Why is there pasta in my bun?

It’s like we all forgot about PastaBrgR

https://twitter.com/pastaburgr_us/status/1347966366641319936?s=21&t=9kJirRc0qiAKVK-Sd15jUg

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



hello

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I need to know what the ravioli filling(s) is before I can pass judgement

Also, is this really just someone's home kitchen and they are selling pasta infested burgers from it?

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 12:53 on May 6, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Definitely a screenshot from some sort of Steam hentai game

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Soul Dentist posted:

Definitely a screenshot from some sort of Steam hentai game

Lmao holy poo poo



E: https://twitter.com/pastaburgr_us/status/1349053533312614400?s=21&t=llK8lDfdoA5ePxjeBnD1Wg

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 15:32 on May 6, 2022

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

#Noodella

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Send your noods:





Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



How about the traditional Italian delicacy, a spaghettburg

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao holy poo poo




holy loving poo poo

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Robobot posted:

Send your noods:







Sir, this is the worst burgs and dogs thread

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Captain Hygiene posted:

How about the traditional Italian delicacy, a spaghettburg


I can understand this as it's replacing one carb for another but that is where the similarity ends

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I can understand this as it's replacing one carb for another but that is where the similarity ends

Pretend the burg is a meatball.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I totally missed replying specifically to this tweet
They even got the titty-bounce down on thier Pastawaifu
At least they know who they are marketing to

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
description for this says the patties are beef and are 60% fat :dogstare:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Ultra-would.

Also :lmao: at immediately identifying a burgerwaifu

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao holy poo poo



:stare: Next of kin?! What in god's name happened there?! :stare:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Pennywise the Frown posted:

:stare: Next of kin?! What in god's name happened there?! :stare:

It's a viral marketing thing, I fell for it
drat you PastaBurgR

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

It's a viral marketing thing, I fell for it
drat you PastaBurgR

drat.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7007548289293749510

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Nobody's eating that. Miseria, indeed.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

AARD VARKMAN posted:

description for this says the patties are beef and are 60% fat :dogstare:


Is that a pumpernickel bun? What the hell is that doing in this thread?

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Pennywise the Frown posted:

:stare: Next of kin?! What in god's name happened there?! :stare:

Pastaburgr is an ARG.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Cardi BYOB posted:

Pastaburgr is an ARG.
They skipped a letter near the end of "ARGH" to continue the theme, right?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lmao holy poo poo




With every sentence I just kept squinting harder at this trying to imagine what the hell kind of war crime or supervillain like attack occurred to cause this and why they'd say this other than just "we're back".

Like it sounds like either the bad guy from terminator 2 or the black goo thing that killed Tasha Yar infiltrated one or more of their locations and shovled people into the cooking equipment or something

E: oh, drat I sorta wondered if it was just hype

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 17:13 on May 8, 2022

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

MrYenko posted:

Is that a pumpernickel bun? What the hell is that doing in this thread?

No worries, it's probably blood sausage.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:crossarms:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Do not make a mockery of the tartar burger. NOT IN THIS HOUSE.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If I trusted the person grinding it and there was a better bun ratio I'd eat that.

It probably needs work. But id eat it to test one.

Raw beef is loving delicious what do you want me to do about it other than cook it

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Big Beef City posted:

If I trusted the person grinding it and there was a better bun ratio I'd eat that.

It probably needs work. But id eat it to test one.

Raw beef is loving delicious what do you want me to do about it other than cook it

That one's tricky, I could definitely be off base but I feel like it would hit a bad middle ground between tartare and a more cooked burger. I've bit into some really rare burgers and it seems like they get into a bad spot of being warm but mushy when I want a little more texture.

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