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Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Moon Monster posted:

Montreal? laertnoM

DIMANCHE! DIMANCHE! DIMANCHE! (_{et Samedi})

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womb with a view: Sep 8, 2007

Those YTPs are so niche funny to me and I already have no one to share them with

Don't you go making them even more niche, and more hilarious

# ? May 3, 2022 18:06

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

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Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

I'm a Dale main.

# ? May 4, 2022 19:05

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

everyone wants to be Hank, he's in 1st 2nd and 3rd.

# ? May 4, 2022 19:12

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The Diminished Glutes!

# ? May 5, 2022 01:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Whats this from cuz I kinda love karting games

# ? May 5, 2022 01:18

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

apparently Warped Cart Racers exclusively on IOS

# ? May 5, 2022 01:24

Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

lmao luanne is playable, guess they're using 100% recycled lines

# ? May 5, 2022 01:34

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

I actually wouldn't expect any lines from any character. If it's anything like the Nicktoons Smash Bros game, they won't have any voice acting at all. New lines or prerecorded samples.

# ? May 5, 2022 02:20

Activia: Apr 13, 2022; Status: caterpillar
Goal: some kind of neat moth

A boy. A dog. a dance.

# ? May 5, 2022 04:30

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

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# ? May 5, 2022 07:40

a crisp refreshing Moxie: May 2, 2007

Plant MONSTER. posted:

I love Peggy's contempt for Ladybird.

Hank: notice anything new about Ladybird?

Peggy: ...is the left side of her face paralyzed?

Hank: She lost two pounds!

Peggy: Tapeworm! Yes! Second guess!

Ladybird hates you! :mad:

# ? May 5, 2022 10:15

The Moon Monster: Dec 30, 2005

Detective No. 27 posted:

I actually wouldn't expect any lines from any character. If it's anything like the Nicktoons Smash Bros game, they won't have any voice acting at all. New lines or prerecorded samples.

That thing sure came and went huh? I think the lack of VA was a big factor.

# ? May 5, 2022 11:14

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

Ladybird ate all my cruelty-free make up!
- Just tap her on the nose
I spent a lot of money for cruelty-free, I'll do a lot more than tap her!

# ? May 5, 2022 11:38

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Watched the Propaniacs episode last night, and I just love how pissed off Peggy is that they didn't go with "The Propane Maniacs."

# ? May 5, 2022 13:01

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Fishstick posted:

Ladybird ate all my cruelty-free make up!
- Just tap her on the nose
I spent a lot of money for cruelty-free, I'll do a lot more than tap her!

this is one of those jokes delivered so effortlessly that it took me until adulthood to get it lol

# ? May 6, 2022 03:32

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Don�t give me those basset hound eyes, Boomhauer

# ? May 6, 2022 03:37

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

this is one of those jokes delivered so effortlessly that it took me until adulthood to get it lol

Luanne low key has some of the show�s best lines. Brittany Murthy�s delivery was so funny.

# ? May 6, 2022 05:24

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Rewatching King of the Hill is an absolute must at this age. There's some episodes that age poorly (the Chris Rock episode, Bobby running the school carnival are ones) but you just appreciate a lot of it more now than you did 10-20 years ago.

# ? May 6, 2022 05:26

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

Detective No. 27 posted:

Luanne low key has some of the show�s best lines. Brittany Murthy�s delivery was so funny.

How do you like that? Is your heart..racin'? Are you upset?

# ? May 6, 2022 10:32

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Could you at least show some respect to mom while bobby is in the room?

You heard him bobby! Leave the room!

# ? May 6, 2022 22:41

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC3kJya-p4U

# ? May 6, 2022 22:47

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

But I left you lasagna in the oven!

- And I left it on the floor!

# ? May 6, 2022 23:02

Augustus Woop-Woop: Dec 14, 2003; wang

I finally caught the 'rona and wrangled the Hulu password from my sig other.

I'm going to try to get through the whole series.

# ? May 14, 2022 04:41

Augustus Woop-Woop: Dec 14, 2003; wang

# ? May 14, 2022 05:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wow he really is like the buddha

# ? May 14, 2022 11:53

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Augustus Woop-Woop posted:

Truth

# ? May 14, 2022 11:58

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lemon lime gatorade is the worst drink ever.

# ? May 14, 2022 14:05

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

Caninus Spiritus Gatorade for me

# ? May 14, 2022 14:19

dolphinbomb: Apr 2, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Everyone knows the best flavor of Gatorade is blue.

# ? May 14, 2022 17:08

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

The best flavor of everything is blue

# ? May 14, 2022 17:14

stealie72: Jan 10, 2007

Cucumber lime. Fight me.

# ? May 14, 2022 17:14

Prof. Banks: Apr 22, 2015; Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!

wesleywillis posted:

Lemon lime gatorade is the worst drink ever.

I'm going to have to ask you firmly but politely to leave.

# ? May 14, 2022 18:48

YOUR UNCOOL NIECE: May 6, 2007; Kanga-Rat Murder Society

The Vandergraffs

# ? May 15, 2022 03:17

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

https://youtu.be/x10e6XjdbHg

# ? May 15, 2022 03:20

Augustus Woop-Woop: Dec 14, 2003; wang

lmao holy poo poo s3e4 Hank meets a gay couple with dog breeding advice and Hank is interested for the sake of Ladybird, who has been diagnosed with a narrow uterus.. Scene ends with Hank asking to pick the brains of this pair of "brothers" at a bar.

In a follow-up scene Hank is recounting his experience to Peggy:

"I met some men, we went to a bar, and before it all went horribly wrong they told me some things I could do to get Ladybird pregnant."

It's spectacular. We know exactly what transpired in that bar. Hank realizes that not only is this pair of "brothers" actually a couple of sensitive men but he asked them to a bar. I howled.

This is a great show.

# ? May 15, 2022 04:26

dc3k: Feb 18, 2003; what.

# ? May 15, 2022 10:05

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Augustus Woop-Woop posted:

lmao holy poo poo s3e4 Hank meets a gay couple with dog breeding advice and Hank is interested for the sake of Ladybird, who has been diagnosed with a narrow uterus.. Scene ends with Hank asking to pick the brains of this pair of "brothers" at a bar.

In a follow-up scene Hank is recounting his experience to Peggy:

"I met some men, we went to a bar, and before it all went horribly wrong they told me some things I could do to get Ladybird pregnant."

It's spectacular. We know exactly what transpired in that bar. Hank realizes that not only is this pair of "brothers" actually a couple of sensitive men but he asked them to a bar. I howled.

This is a great show.

Possibly my favourite moment from the show.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't remember the quote exactly, but
"And before everything sent horribly wrong, those two guys told me about in-vitro fertilization!"

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:15 on May 15, 2022

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Mantis42: Jul 26, 2010

"Are you gay?"
"Bwaah, no! I sell propane!"

# ? May 15, 2022 15:16

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