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yeah I hate kids just as much as any other man child but idk about dropping my impressive cv bullets about doing sick owns on something awful dot com in the climate change thread the world is ending lol but I sure owned the mil guys and parents over at something awful lmao
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May 6, 2022 14:03
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T-Paine posted:Talking to otherwise clued-in child havers reminds me of when I used to harangue milgoons on this forum. Deep down they know how evil and wrong they are, and they respond by trying to clumsily laugh along with you (har har I sure am a babykiller! LOL) or completely denying and compartmentalizing that aspect of their existence, as if the decision to reproduce came from someone they no longer are and can't do anything about. Real psychology 101 type poo poo Hm well I do hate the troops, maybe you have a point
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May 6, 2022 14:09
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if your level of ability to affect the outcome is irrelevant, isnt having kids also irrelevant?
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May 6, 2022 14:19
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Mayday Cat posted:if your level of ability to affect the outcome is irrelevant, isnt having kids also irrelevant? arithmetically no but also that’s where people who haven’t gotten over being the smartest kid in 8th grade think they’re owning people on the internet because they never acknowledged the scale of everything it’s irrelevant mostly because having kids nowadays is mostly a huge self own for the sake of doing vanity projects, but to each their own. everyone should just lol lmao and post through it anyway
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May 6, 2022 14:32
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My kid is the lmao to my lol
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May 6, 2022 14:39
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birds aren't real was stated too close to the lathe bladerunner synth owls will be neat though
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May 6, 2022 14:39
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Mayday Cat posted:if your level of ability to affect the outcome is irrelevant, isnt having kids also irrelevant? It's not irrelevant to condemn a new human life to the absolute misery they will experience that has been clear is coming for a minimum of the last 20 years. It's loving cruel and selfish.
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May 6, 2022 14:40
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having kids almost* everywhere is irrelevant *except first-world single-family-detached two-car households and above
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May 6, 2022 14:40
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having children adds the greatest amount of net suffering to the world possible who wouldn't want to be part of that?
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May 6, 2022 14:44
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Justin Credible posted:It's not irrelevant to condemn a new human life to the absolute misery they will experience that has been clear is coming for a minimum of the last 20 years. It's loving cruel and selfish. No, it's le reddit epic goon Cheeto dust basement dweller soyboy fuckwittery according to boring shitposters so we should drop it
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May 6, 2022 14:45
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lol real /r/childfree energy in this thread today
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May 6, 2022 14:45
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It's just so loving boring, who gives a poo poo. Maybe there is a more appropriate place to debate and discuss this?
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May 6, 2022 14:48
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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Birth 'em All
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May 6, 2022 14:48
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kyojin posted:This thread is the cause of and solution to all the problems in the other threads
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May 6, 2022 14:49
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IAMKOREA posted:It's just so loving boring, who gives a poo poo. Maybe there is a more appropriate place to debate and discuss this? This would actually be the most appropriate thread to discuss not having children.
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May 6, 2022 14:51
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IAMKOREA posted:It's just so loving boring, who gives a poo poo. Maybe there is a more appropriate place to debate and discuss this? I don't see what's wrong with discussing the one major impact the average person can have on the climate, and all the folks sauntering in here to try and ridicule and downplay the discussion are telling on themselves a little
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May 6, 2022 14:52
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kyojin posted:If you are a child haver who regularly reads this thread then your amygdala is either made of steel or made of soup and either way goddamn I salute you having a kid is a pretty solid distraction from worrying about poo poo other than the kid. lol at these fools who didnt have one soon enough that they could be any help in the coming breadline riots tho. i got mine in jujitsu so they can subdue anyone with food for me to finish off with a big stick or whatever i use to brain food havers when the time comes the natural history museum made explaining the world super easy. they see the dinosaurs and you say they are extinct. soon we will be to. we all look like we're smiling when the flesh is gone. then you get icecream and plastic baubles and go home
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May 6, 2022 14:53
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:This would actually be the most appropriate thread to discuss not having children. It's just the same thing everytime but if you're having fun go for it I guess
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May 6, 2022 14:56
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IAMKOREA posted:It's just the same thing everytime but if you're having fun go for it I guess whose fault do you think that is
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May 6, 2022 14:58
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r/childfree and goon climate thread recurring debates are just the early warning. just like all our other hyper-idiotic discourse lowering cultural regressions we tend to merely be a few years ahead of things going mainstream/widespread on facebook and network news. not that those even mean as much as tiktok anymore. every dumb debate you saw in a climage change thread here for the last three years is going mainstream in the next three. you will be forced to listen to a thousand media creatures doing their best owlofcreamcheese for a decade (while nothing happens ofc)
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May 6, 2022 14:58
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MightyBigMinus posted:r/childfree and goon climate thread recurring debates are just the early warning. just like all our other hyper-idiotic discourse lowering cultural regressions we tend to merely be a few years ahead of things going mainstream/widespread on facebook and network news. not that those even mean as much as tiktok anymore. going out with my probation stick to give the media creatures their 11 years, no reregs
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May 6, 2022 15:03
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i think kids born today are probably in for an okay enough life. unless they also want kids.
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May 6, 2022 15:38
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Rectal Death Adept posted:I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Birth 'em All
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May 6, 2022 15:40
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You shouldn't have kids because the entire planet is a nightmarish toxic blend of plastic and carbon dioxide and pm2.5 and sulfur and pfas and lead and radioactive fracking goop and gently caress knows what else and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to solve it and everyone is getting poisoned whether they like it or not You shouldn't worry about other people's decision to have children because the entire planet is a nightmarish toxic blend of plastic and carbon dioxide and pm2.5 and sulfur and pfas and lead and radioactive fracking goop and gently caress knows what else and there is nothing you or anyone else can do to solve it and everyone is getting poisoned whether they like it or not Just relax, lean back and die. Alone, together, who gives a gently caress. No need to quarrel
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May 6, 2022 15:46
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The whole kids thing is just the last element of collapse that gives me any feeling of control to can cling to, it feels kind of good in that way. I think that's the appeal. No I can't personally do anything about [scroll thread and pick your fave crack pinger] but I can choose not to have a kid. Wow! I'm Doing My Part! Maybe one day I'll do the foster to adopt thing though 
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May 6, 2022 15:47
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kyojin posted:No. need to quarrel!
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May 6, 2022 15:49
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hey guys let's not worry about having children because honestly we're still acting like them right now
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May 6, 2022 15:55
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MightyBigMinus posted:r/childfree and goon climate thread recurring debates are just the early warning. just like all our other hyper-idiotic discourse lowering cultural regressions we tend to merely be a few years ahead of things going mainstream/widespread on facebook and network news. not that those even mean as much as tiktok anymore. I’m waiting for the rimes to show up saying we need to nuke India/China/Africa for a chance to save the (white) world
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May 6, 2022 16:01
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Real hurthling! posted:having a kid is a pretty solid distraction from worrying about poo poo other than the kid. Pro move is to foster a bunch of older children who will be more useful and capable of violence
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May 6, 2022 16:06
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have kids or don't but I think it's hilarious how "isolated individual actions matter! don't be a doomer, c'mon!!" people suddenly think individual action doesn't matter when it comes to avoiding the largest individual contribution to climate change (having a kid in a capitalist core) because of course it doesn't matter lolMameluke posted:Pro move is to foster a bunch of older children who will be more useful and capable of violence hehe but also it's funny how the same individual action people refuse to foster, as if even their one chance to prove isolated individual action matters is also hollow words, they want a kid of their OWN genes god dammit it's almost like a certain kind of person insists that nothing needs to change despite the suffering they observe, but they insist their inaction or direct contribution to the problem is actually here to help the problem, like some kind of... liberating ignorance... ah well welp back to my life as an agent of capital, destroying the last shreds of society so that I can live comfortably whilst shitposting in humanity's twilight
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May 6, 2022 16:20
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RE: kid having. as the bread and circuses get wound down, the two things that will (should, looking at history) increase is loving and drugs. this may be balanced out by an increased childhood mortality as the healthcare apparatus is wound down.
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May 6, 2022 16:35
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no one deserves to be born but as a first worlder having kids is the best thing you can do to ensure a lasting solution to this problem so please do your part tia
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May 6, 2022 16:36
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Hey guys goon project, let's make whiny bad posts admonishing people for talking about doing the one thing individuals can do that's easy, free, and has an outsized impact on your carbon footprint. Doing nothing to ease your contribution to the apocalypse is cringe reddit poo poo (Y axis is metric tons of CO2 saved)
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May 6, 2022 17:32
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T-Paine posted:Hey guys goon project, let's make whiny bad posts admonishing people for talking about doing the one thing individuals can do that's easy, free, and has an outsized impact on your carbon footprint. Doing nothing to ease your contribution to the apocalypse is cringe reddit poo poo Hey guys, check out what this carbon footprint calculator provided courtesy of British Petroleum says
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May 6, 2022 17:34
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mediaphage posted:lol real /r/childfree energy in this thread today r/childfree seems to be mostly about hating children. I love children, I love my niece dearly. I would love to have children of my own, and when my wife and I are ready we'll foster. But I can read the writing on the wall and I don't wanna sign some new life up for what's coming.
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May 6, 2022 17:35
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IAMKOREA posted:Hey guys, check out what this carbon footprint calculator provided courtesy of British Petroleum says ? Sorry there's not "kill an oil company CEO" on the axis because it would be off the charts
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May 6, 2022 17:36
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You are not responsible for any part of your carbon footprint including the part that is your children's footprint because you are not responsible for the structure of society today. It's a bad argument against having children because it buys into their framing. The unimaginable suffering on the other hand...
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May 6, 2022 17:42
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T-Paine posted:Hey guys goon project, let's make whiny bad posts admonishing people for talking about doing the one thing individuals can do that's easy, free, and has an outsized impact on your carbon footprint. Doing nothing to ease your contribution to the apocalypse is cringe reddit poo poo the second biggest difference an individual can make is to kill themselves so I'm real excited for that meltdown once it becomes clear that just being childless isn't good enough Harold Fjord posted:You are not responsible for any part of your carbon footprint including the part that is your children's footprint because you are not responsible for the structure of society today. It's a bad argument against having children because it buys into their framing. TACD has issued a correction as of 17:47 on May 6, 2022 |
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May 6, 2022 17:44
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Harold Fjord posted:You are not responsible for any part of your carbon footprint including the part that is your children's footprint because you are not responsible for the structure of society today. It's a bad argument against having children because it buys into their framing.
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May 6, 2022 17:44
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TACD posted:not having kids is the biggest difference an individual can make, but it's still tiny relative to what needs to happen and either way it's a bit unhinged to start screaming about it.
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May 6, 2022 17:45
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