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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Desperado Bones posted:

I'm sorry. I'll be the disgusting goon. I would eat that.

I'd take the Magnum and leave

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

steinrokkan posted:

I'd take the Magnum and leave

That's what she said!! :newlol:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Desperado Bones posted:

I'm sorry. I'll be the disgusting goon. I would eat that.

If it makes you feel better, I would eat almost every single one of the thousands of disgusting pizzas I have posted at this point

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
the best pizza, that's the best pizza.

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.

Needs moisturizing, or it'll just be a bitchin' trampoline.

Seriously though, that's greatness.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


By popular demand posted:

Creating a Necronomicon Ex Mortis pizza and not having a strong chinned lunkhead cut it with a chainsaw?! [4/10]

Yea, no charismatic chin with a bit of actor hurts it. But it still might by necronumiconny

E4 spellz

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://twitter.com/KarlSmith202/status/1522173583065518080

Based on the advertisement, the "Popcorn Chicken Pizza" is topped with tempura, fried squid rings, and "flaming popcorn chicken." In addition, 10 Oreo cookies are placed on the edges of the crust, which has been molded into sharp corners to give the pie a starburst shape. https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4529851

I'm actually hungry now...

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 10:15 on May 6, 2022

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
From Australia, how'd ya like a fuckin' Schnitzza mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3euZ-1T-aU

It's a bloody pizza with a fuckin' chicken schnitzel as the base because :wtc:.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Again, I wish I could say I'd never.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Mierenneuker posted:

https://twitter.com/KarlSmith202/status/1522173583065518080

Based on the advertisement, the "Popcorn Chicken Pizza" is topped with tempura, fried squid rings, and "flaming popcorn chicken." In addition, 10 Oreo cookies are placed on the edges of the crust, which has been molded into sharp corners to give the pie a starburst shape. https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4529851

I'm actually hungry now...

Blergh just thinking about twice baked Oreos, nevermind the proximity to the war crime that is the rest of the pizza

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You're not even trying, most of this thread would eat that.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



By popular demand posted:

You're not even trying, most of this thread would eat that.

Oh I'd try it too (well, maybe sans the mayonnaise topper). It's more of an "odd pizza" contribution.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

By popular demand posted:

You're not even trying, most of this thread would eat that.

can you please tell me if this is ketchup

https://i.imgur.com/Q2uVQYe.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh the recipe states 'ketchup or tomato paste' for this disgusting thing.
Fellow Jews, don't do this to yourselves: that's the sort of thing you grow out of.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

AARD VARKMAN posted:

can you please tell me if this is ketchup

https://i.imgur.com/Q2uVQYe.mp4

I think microwaved olives are a new, unforgivable low.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That depends on what your five year old child wants, they can make you break harsher culinary ideals.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
here's a pizza kids would love

https://i.imgur.com/lHGL3g0.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Vegan is obviously stretching the parameters of this thread (the 'grated cheese' is also vegan).

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I love broccoli and would eat that but... It just seems so unnecessary

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yeah, just combine everything into a quiche. All that unnecessary work does not a pizza make.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

By popular demand posted:

Vegan is obviously stretching the parameters of this thread (the 'grated cheese' is also vegan).

they cracked an egg in it so that ain't vegan.

also they keep showing it going into the oven but the end result looks floppy and uncooked. 2/10

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
the worst farts

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Neddy Seagoon posted:

From Australia, how'd ya like a fuckin' Schnitzza mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3euZ-1T-aU

It's a bloody pizza with a fuckin' chicken schnitzel as the base because :wtc:.

Goddamn neighbors just let their dogs roam the neighborhood and schnitzza wherever.

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

Mierenneuker posted:

https://twitter.com/KarlSmith202/status/1522173583065518080

Based on the advertisement, the "Popcorn Chicken Pizza" is topped with tempura, fried squid rings, and "flaming popcorn chicken." In addition, 10 Oreo cookies are placed on the edges of the crust, which has been molded into sharp corners to give the pie a starburst shape. https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4529851

I'm actually hungry now...

pizza hut over here has done far worse crimes than this. i think their last ‘special’ pizza was a pig intestine one (!) and even their regular menu is horrendous, everything is either drenched in sugary mayonnaise or covered in crab sticks. or both. also everything has loose corn except they put it under the cheese so you don’t know it’s there until you bite into it

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



yugioh mishima posted:

pizza hut over here has done far worse crimes than this. i think their last ‘special’ pizza was a pig intestine one (!) and even their regular menu is horrendous, everything is either drenched in sugary mayonnaise or covered in crab sticks. or both. also everything has loose corn except they put it under the cheese so you don’t know it’s there until you bite into it


quote:

Pizza Hut’s newest pizza is topped with a combination of pig’s intestines, pig’s blood cake, pig’s blood, cilantro, garlic shoots, chili pepper, mozzarella cheese and a special Wu Geng sauce.
:sweatdrop:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

yugioh mishima posted:

pizza hut over here has done far worse crimes than this. i think their last ‘special’ pizza was a pig intestine one (!) and even their regular menu is horrendous, everything is either drenched in sugary mayonnaise or covered in crab sticks. or both. also everything has loose corn except they put it under the cheese so you don’t know it’s there until you bite into it

ok that all sounds bad but god drat look at what they got on the lunch buffet :eyepop:

(Warning, NOT disgusting pizza)



Like half of the plates posted with reviews at this particular Hut in Taipei are just loaded with the bbq chicken and no pizza lol

And to remain on topic (from the same place)

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Why do Asian countries do these horrible crimes to pizza?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
ok Taiwan pizza hut might just be Brazil tier




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Are those little ham hearts? Was this a valentine's surprise for someone?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Do those pizzas just take like half an hour to assemble or what?

Like no pizza rules and all but kind of one of the big advantages of a pizza is that it can be (literally) thrown together, in like a minute

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some of these are almost

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



It almost looks fine until the end when they pick it up and it is all floppy.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



muscles like this! posted:

It almost looks fine until the end when they pick it up and it is all floppy.

Story of my life

Barudak
May 7, 2007


drat this sounds good.

gently caress, gonna go get some pigs blood soup tonight now.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Not sure why they went with broccoli over cauliflower. Getting as much water out as possible helps stop the flop, too.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

By popular demand posted:

Some of these are almost


I am seeing a lot of bonbonbonbons on those above pizzzaz.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Barudak posted:

drat this sounds good.

gently caress, gonna go get some pigs blood soup tonight now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSgetLxpN4&t=338s

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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Id try it tbh, it doesn't sound too clashing

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