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May 9, 2024 22:40
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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this but better executed
I really like that. I get it. I still have a copy of the novelisation of the Street Fighter film.
I think Blanka's theme should be Brazil for sure.
Or he should just be a normal guy in the game and then just hulks out and then Brazil starts playing.
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May 1, 2022 11:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I named my cat Jesus of Nazereth because his farts can wake the dead.
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May 1, 2022 11:37
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- Karate Bastard
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I named my cat fart, the dead waker because his farts can wake the dead.
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May 1, 2022 11:53
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I call my cat Grandma, because its farts can wake the dead.
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May 1, 2022 13:03
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- The Voice of Labor
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my grandmothers are both dead and I'm allergic to cats so if farting needs to be done to wake the dead, it's up to me
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May 1, 2022 13:33
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- Finger Prince
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More of a quip that's probably been made 1000 times and better, but something about Ukrainian tractor drivers pulling away russian tanks - looks like they're off to make more plowshares!
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May 1, 2022 15:01
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- Karate Bastard
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I've sold all my mic stock and bought plow shares.
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May 1, 2022 15:19
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- google THIS
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I named my farts dead because my grandma can wake a cat
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May 1, 2022 18:15
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- RavenousScoot
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gramma, put down those rosaries and check out this farting cat!
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May 1, 2022 23:03
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- Karate Bastard
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MA!
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May 1, 2022 23:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I mean, it would be less ironic if I hadn't name my cat Necromancer.
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May 2, 2022 09:55
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I have lots of cats actually. Smelling Salts, Necromancer, Irony. The latest one is named Flogging a Dead Horse.
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May 2, 2022 10:09
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- Karate Bastard
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*prrrrrfp* oops nevermind there he goes again
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May 2, 2022 11:45
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- Prof. Crocodile
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8 necromantic sigils that only farting cats from the 90's will remember (grandma couldn't believe #6)!
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May 2, 2022 13:31
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- The Wicked ZOGA
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Ignorant? Mwa??
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May 2, 2022 18:22
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- Karate Bastard
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I'a! Phlatus fhtagn!
Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:44 on May 2, 2022
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May 2, 2022 19:40
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- Karate Bastard
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That means Hooray, the fart showed us they were only sleeping! in old Enochian Latin.
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May 2, 2022 19:41
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Hulking out but into something classy.
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May 3, 2022 12:50
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Two swanky gay fellows and their superheor gimmick is that one of them undergoes an anime transformation sequence into a concert piano and the otherone becomes a pianist and plays the first one.
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May 4, 2022 12:06
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- Jinh
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Thanks to recipes on websites being hidden behind walls of text for SEO, cookbooks have come back into vogue.
now all my meals are from video game cookbooks, check out my gears of war chainsaw killstreak apple fritters
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May 5, 2022 13:57
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- google THIS
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A real video game cookbook would have you combine random ingredients into something dramatically different from either of them
Let's see, to make this banana bread I'm going to need two slime essences and a mojo leaf. I'd better put the cauldron on to boil before I head to the store
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May 5, 2022 14:24
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- RavenousScoot
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throwing coals away out my window one by one after my failed attempts at this soup recipe
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May 5, 2022 18:22
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- deep dish peat moss
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Bread Recipe
Ingredients:
2 Iron Ore
14 Lumber
5 Supply
Wheat Seed card
2 Workers
350 gold
Time: 30 seconds
deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 19:12 on May 5, 2022
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May 5, 2022 19:10
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- Karate Bastard
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Slay deer
Drop 5 legs of venison.
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May 5, 2022 20:12
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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Why is it impossible to write poetry about wastewater?
Because it's not poetable!
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May 6, 2022 05:09
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- Karate Bastard
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pooooooo!
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May 6, 2022 07:06
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- Karate Bastard
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Did we ever find out about Judas Priest's crimes?
What did he do did he jaywalk?
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May 6, 2022 07:07
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The "have a banana" line from I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.
Except it's "have a nirvana"
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May 6, 2022 15:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An art movement called "Yes we kunst"
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May 6, 2022 18:39
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- ToxicFrog
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A real video game cookbook would have you combine random ingredients into something dramatically different from either of them
Let's see, to make this banana bread I'm going to need two slime essences and a mojo leaf. I'd better put the cauldron on to boil before I head to the store
One of my wife's side projects is actually taking recipes from Guild Wars 2 and figuring out how to turn them into actual food while making the fewest possible changes to the ingredient list. The results are pretty tasty!
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May 6, 2022 18:53
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
sponsored by Healer LLC
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If I had a Twitter account I would tweet:
Ahh, there's nothing in the world like waking up to a bright, sunlit portapotty
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May 6, 2022 20:04
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- Finger Prince
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"and the fish of the day is flounder"
"I didn't realize you'd lost 'er!"
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May 6, 2022 22:57
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keto parents lecturing their son because they found carbs hidden under his bed while cleaning his room.
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May 7, 2022 00:59
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- deep dish peat moss
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just a bowl of individually-wrapped carbs though, not carb-containing foods
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May 7, 2022 01:17
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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A mirror with lines of flour on it.
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May 7, 2022 01:18
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- The Voice of Labor
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keto dude wasting a bunch of weed 'cause his bong doesn't have a carb
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May 7, 2022 02:17
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- deep dish peat moss
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toupees in a pod
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May 7, 2022 07:31
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May 9, 2024 22:40
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"and the fish of the day is flounder"
"I didn't realize you'd lost 'er!"
My mam laughed.
E: no backhanded compliment. Just stating that she really did laugh!
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