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LifeSunDeath posted:I made some AI food for you all: I'm at the KFC. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination KFC and Taco Bell.
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The following image is spoiler-tagged because it is downright horrifying.
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PurpleXVI posted:The following image is spoiler-tagged because it is downright horrifying. Scorned beef
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May 7, 2022 01:27
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"Wet age in their packaging"? I don't... that's... it doesn't... you shouldn't... Data Graham posted:This is how skynet gets us I'm walking up to a screen that sings "INPUT DESIRES" at me. I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhh meat puck, fried, potato substrate, chipotle involved, Mexican Korean fusion "PLEASE SELECT FROM THESE PROJECTED POTENTIAL PRODUCTS " "PLEASE STATE OBEISANCE TO RECEIVE PRODUCT"
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May 7, 2022 01:29
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It's just a little inflated, it's still good, it's still good
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May 7, 2022 01:41
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Whose first thought was how badly they want to pierce the packaging and suck the air out? Just me?
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May 7, 2022 01:43
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Brawnfire posted:Whose first thought was how badly they want to pierce the packaging and suck the air out? Just me? This guy https://youtu.be/e7vFUhS9HtA
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May 7, 2022 01:49
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https://twitter.com/NotLarrayy_/status/1522072016119025666
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May 7, 2022 01:50
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^^^ gently caress THIS poo poo TOO ^^^ Wow, few videos make me close the tab on the first frame.
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May 7, 2022 01:51
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Brawnfire posted:^^^ gently caress THIS poo poo TOO ^^^ He has 16 uploads and they're all absolute white-knuckle poo poo.
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May 7, 2022 02:00
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On one hand, I'm sure there's a way to make an open-faced/"unbagged" dorito pie with most of those ingredients in a way that doesn't make me gag Holy hell that video was a trip
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May 7, 2022 02:14
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:On one hand, I'm sure there's a way to make an open-faced/"unbagged" dorito pie with most of those ingredients in a way that doesn't make me gag Maybe she learned to cook in the prison kitchen; because that slop is one bread loaf pan away from being baked into 'punishment loaf'.
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May 7, 2022 04:07
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Sekhmnet posted:Maybe she learned to cook in the prison kitchen; because that slop is one bread loaf pan away from being baked into 'punishment loaf'. that looks like something we'd make in the dorms/on the cell block on a regular basis when I was locked up.  Nutraloaf is a war crime, what she made looks edible (albeit disgusting) at least.
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May 7, 2022 04:23
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Poverty food happens, but there are basic order of operations errors in that video that could be fixed without changing up ingredients or adding complexity.
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May 7, 2022 04:31
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She didn't do a bad thing, she just did a thing badly. We're all thinking the same thing here: "I could do that better."
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May 7, 2022 04:33
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Nameless Pete posted:She didn't do a bad thing, she just did a thing badly. We're all thinking the same thing here: "I could do that better." I feel like adding an entire industrial tub of taco seasoning and a litre of stock to a pan of beef mince is a Bad Thing. I can't imagine how salty that ended up being.
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May 7, 2022 04:35
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Without the tiktokisms and some small fixes it's probably fine. Not too far from stuff I've made at home.
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May 7, 2022 04:37
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She ended up with something that almost looked like risotto while doing the actual reverse of the steps usually used to make risotto Maybe there are no risotto rules
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May 7, 2022 04:39
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May 7, 2022 04:45
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Page 424: the Beef Horrors page Seriously, how has that dude survived to upload 16 videos?
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May 7, 2022 05:09
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I thought the British made pancakes like this. Babarians.
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May 7, 2022 05:52
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Ranch is just salt in a semi-liquid form. Its an excuse to use more salt but pretend its a sauce, and make dry things damp. its characteristics are salt flavour and wetness.
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May 7, 2022 05:56
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May 7, 2022 06:13
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SlothfulCobra posted:I thought the British made pancakes like this. No those are flapjacks. Pancakes are pancakes, flapjacks are baked oat based squares and there are also drop scones, which are like American pancakes but smaller
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Hattie Masters posted:No those are flapjacks. Pancakes are pancakes, flapjacks are baked oat based squares and there are also drop scones, which are like American pancakes but smaller Drop scones? *consults wikipedia* So the British have an alternative term for pikelets but to what end?
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A Perfect Twist posted:Drop scones? Ah, well, that's because the English already used the name pikelets for these things:  Though here in Scotland we call them crumpets. We also call English crumpets crumpets. Or sometimes muffins. But then there's also the English muffin, which is quite close to a(n American) biscuit in texture - much closer than scones, are, anyway. But muffins we call American muffins. Sometimes shortened to just "muffins". As are English muffins. But on the plus side, in Scotland we do call pancakes pancakes. We also call drop scones (pikelets to you) pancakes. We also call crepes pancakes. I think all this is intended to confuse foreign spies. 1 has a new favorite as of 13:05 on May 7, 2022 |
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May 7, 2022 12:59
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I agree with hbomb that I do not understand what the gently caress "pancake mix" is, it's flour, milk, egg, and you don't have to measure any of them, you mix egg + flour and then add milk until it's the consistency you want, that's it. gently caress it I'm going to make pancakes now.
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May 7, 2022 13:13
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The internet has made the pendulum swing to "don't trust fat chefs" ugh.
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May 7, 2022 13:43
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OwlFancier posted:I agree with hbomb that I do not understand what the gently caress "pancake mix" is, it's flour, milk, egg, and you don't have to measure any of them, you mix egg + flour and then add milk until it's the consistency you want, that's it. There's a worse product than premixed pancake makings in a bottle - Odlums pancake flour It's literally a tiny, very expensive bag of self-raising flour, with some salt.
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1 posted:Ah, well, that's because the English already used the name pikelets for these things: Went the breakfast well?
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Brawnfire posted:Whose first thought was how badly they want to pierce the packaging and suck the air out? Just me?
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May 7, 2022 20:18
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I hope we get some follow-up on that meatsplosion waiting to happen.
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Is it possible to pressure cook a meat in the heat and product of its own decomposition?
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Nameless Pete posted:Auto-ceviche Mods???
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Brawnfire posted:"Wet age in their packaging"? Let me introduce you to the amazing world of long meat
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:Ranch is just salt in a semi-liquid form. Its an excuse to use more salt but pretend its a sauce, and make dry things damp. Ranch is Satan in a semi-liquid form.
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Alhazred posted:Ranch is Satan in a semi-liquid form. That must be why it's so tempting.
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