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Skwirl posted:Ahahahahahaha. 
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Clarence should have a Coke and chill out for a bit.
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Hot Diggity! posted:Please enjoy bad drivers eating poo poo The reason people eat so much poo poo there is it's an off ramp off the interstate that suddenly tunnels right at a rather quick turn. People have so much speed not knowing there's a stop light and just eat poo poo lol
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May 7, 2022 04:15
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That's why the 99 was superior 
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Similar to that, on I-90 in Cleveland, they have a Dead man’s curve where you have to slow down to like 40 because of a sharp turn on the highway. Easy place to wipe out if you don’t pay attention to the 20 flashing signs as you approach. Just saw the new Dr. Strange. Pretty good, but unfortunately it’s a not Marvel movie that requires you to be up on practically their entire catalog over the last few years to know what’s going on. Still fun, and there’s a lot of good cameos.
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Yacht seizure season again! https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1522801378057494534 I remember reading Putin is very careful to not have anything tied to him by name, so I'm guessing it took some forensic financial work to tie it back to him.
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My partner and I went out after I got off work today and got home about a half hour ago and I feel a little guilty since the cats where super excited to see me and also very upset that they hadn't gotten their wet food dinner. She took this week off and neither one of us thought to feed them before she left around 4:30 to come get me at 5. I also might be making a same day trip from Seattle to Chattanooga since it's the closest airport to where the child I'm going with needs to be in Georgia next week and I am not looking forward to it.
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Moved this fat bitches bed out of the kids room and she’s elated. She’s good with them but her greyhound side makes her neurotic when they’re around. Guess she’s happy cause I moved it and she’s burrowed in and refuses to come to the couch and cuddle The sausage earlier  Also she made a friend today, a 130 pound pure bred English Lab named Winston. Dwarfed her 80lb rear end in every sense, funny seeing his older lady owner trying to drag him away on their walk a sexual elk fucked around with this message at 07:32 on May 7, 2022 |
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May 7, 2022 07:16
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We own this city is loving good.
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a sexual elk posted:Moved this fat bitches bed out of the kids room and she’s elated. She’s good with them but her greyhound side makes her neurotic when they’re around. Guess she’s happy cause I moved it and she’s burrowed in and refuses to come to the couch and cuddle Also, this is a good dog.
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BlindSite posted:Also, this is a good dog. She really is, wish I hunted cause she’s perfect for it. She likes to go cat (Labrador) mode and hunker down when she sees prey (people walking their dogs) then once they are far enough she sprints full Grayhound speed making zero noise until she reaches the fence so she can scare the poo poo out of them.
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May 7, 2022 08:26
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Its kinda cool when you see your sweet pet become a predator again for a flash. My parents have this poo poo cute little cavoodle designer dog but when it sees a scrub turkey or a mouse it goes into predator mode and it's so loving cool.
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Holy poo poo Everything Everywhere All At Once is an amazing movie. Go see it.
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Coco13 posted:Holy poo poo Everything Everywhere All At Once is an amazing movie. Go see it. Best scene is jamie lee Curtis randomly pulling out her vape pen and just being like “gently caress it”
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BlindSite posted:Its kinda cool when you see your sweet pet become a predator again for a flash. My parents have this poo poo cute little cavoodle designer dog but when it sees a scrub turkey or a mouse it goes into predator mode and it's so loving cool. Our little Maltipoo does this as well with bugs (she's caught a bunch), birds (she caught one once then dropped it because all parties involved were shocked, including her) and squirrels (no chance in hell at catching one) The little predator:  
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Coco13 posted:Holy poo poo Everything Everywhere All At Once is an amazing movie. Go see it. I tried but got called in for my on-call shift about 10 minutes in, whoops. Next week!
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May 7, 2022 16:24
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lol the “smartest man on earth” thinks people will subscribe to twitter https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/1522758358972907526?s=21
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I'm bad at PowerPoint as well, but for very different reasons.
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LeeMajors posted:lol the “smartest man on earth” thinks people will subscribe to twitter Everyone knows that the best thing to do to grow a social network is to charge people for the privilege of joining. Elon has done it again!
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I mean it sure seems like he’s doing everything in his power to make Twitter say no.
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Twitter bought Scroll, which was a product I liked and enjoyed, and put it behind their Twitter Blue or whatever it’s called and I disavowed it forever. Dude is betting hard on the fact that people are as addicted to the self harm of being on the hellsite as he is and I’m not sure that’s a bet he wins.
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He should go the Something Awful route and charge  instead.
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Musk is a thumb but personally I would love it if twitter was a little cleaned out. Charging people would limit all the bots and trolls a bit
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How does this paywall work with embedded tweets in articles, Facebook, tic-toc, dead gay websites, and what have you? Seems like a bad idea.
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Silly Burrito posted:He should go the Something Awful route and charge Think how many gourmet cookies he could buy!
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Weird question: if you work an office job and start work at 9:00, is the expectation that you clock out at 5:00? Or are you expected to take an hour of lunch doesn't count towards your daily eight hour tally and end at 6:00 instead?
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The best / easiest way to monetize twitter would be to charge for replying to tweets with a gif
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fsif posted:Weird question: if you work an office job and start work at 9:00, is the expectation that you clock out at 5:00? Or are you expected to take an hour of lunch doesn't count towards your daily eight hour tally and end at 6:00 instead? That’s me. In at 6:30, out at 5:00, 30 minute lunch that doesn’t count towards the daily ten hours (4 10s).
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Hot Diggity! posted:The best / easiest way to monetize twitter would be to charge for replying to tweets with a gif Tumblr recently implemented a sponsored post system which is going great, Elon and Jeffrey take notes https://twitter.com/thelemonofpink/status/1517102911368876032
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Pain of Mind posted:I said this exact same thing 8 years ago when I claimed we were buying at the top of market and there is no way houses could get any more expensive and my wife still brings it up as an example of me being profoundly wrong, after our house has appreciated over 2 fold in those 8 years. There has to be a limit, where a household of two techworkers making 500k a year might decide that there can be better uses of their money than paying 3m for a 2 bed 1 bath, but who knows with investors also limiting the market. It might just hold steady vs going down. Maybe laws prohibiting investor groups buying houses and forcing a sell off would help bring houses down some, no idea how many are actually investor owned. Yeah "it has to stop eventually" and actually calling the top when it happens are two different things. As they say, economists have predicted 14 out of the last 3 recessions, etc. I would not have called the top in 2014, but it's understandable given how rapid prices were rising from 2010 to 2014 to have thought so. I'm also an SF goon, this area market is absurd, and it's not just programmers making that kind of money around here, we have a lot of biotech, finance (BofA, Wells Fargo, etc), Chevron has a big presence here, and the tourist industry is looking to recover this year too. Plus California is uniquely hosed because of prop 13, which heavily disincentivizes selling your house for any reason and is generationally-inheritable (and also applies to commercial real estate!). It'd be difficult to entirely prevent investors from speculating on houses, and of course anything that promised to lower housing prices is a direct attack on the house-owning class who would see their net worth dissolve. For a ton of boomers, the value in their houses is the insurance against horrifically spiraling health care costs - my parents are a perfect example - so they're not going to vote against their interests and support any legislation that threatens to make existing houses go down in value. Some folks hope that once the boomers are gone that changes, but no, their kids and grandkids will inherit those houses and the situation will persist. From a political viability perspective, prop 13 probably can't be got rid of without some kind of very long ramp-down grandfather (lol) clause that guarantees people currently clinging to their tiny tax bills on houses worth a million dollars won't be affected for the next 50 years or something like that. For the rest of the country, though, there's some hope that the inevitable eventual recession, ongoing home construction boom, etc. could force housing prices to plateau and maybe even contract a bit. On the other hand, perhaps the inevitable inundation of the coasts by rising sea levels will remove more housing stock than builders can replace, and we're all doomed.  nobody can really have any certainty about it. LeeMajors posted:lol the “smartest man on earth” thinks people will subscribe to twitter A paywall of some kind would actually do a ton to get rid of bots, but it's also directly counter to Musk's stated intentions to make Twitter a pure free speech platform, so that's
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fsif posted:Weird question: if you work an office job and start work at 9:00, is the expectation that you clock out at 5:00? Or are you expected to take an hour of lunch doesn't count towards your daily eight hour tally and end at 6:00 instead? Yeah, lunch usually doesn’t count. I’ve had jobs that were 9AM to 5:30PM where I had a 30 minute lunch, my current job is 8AM to 5PM and I get an hour for lunch.
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fsif posted:Weird question: if you work an office job and start work at 9:00, is the expectation that you clock out at 5:00? Or are you expected to take an hour of lunch doesn't count towards your daily eight hour tally and end at 6:00 instead? I don’t clock in or out or track hours. Just kinda do whatever and make sure I’m available.
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Every job I’ve ever had that starts at nine the expectation is to be there till six
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Neil Armbong posted:I don’t clock in or out or track hours. Just kinda do whatever and make sure I’m available. Right, I meant "clock out" in an informal way but my normal working hours are 9:00–5:00 and I just count my half hour lunch as part of my normal 8 hours. There are often weeks where I'm putting in 60 hours, but I guess in a "normal" week I'm really more like 37.5. It's been like that the past couple places I've worked but I might be starting something new soon and realized that might not be the assumed practice, heh.
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I clock out mentally 1 minute after I physically clock in
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fsif posted:Weird question: if you work an office job and start work at 9:00, is the expectation that you clock out at 5:00? Or are you expected to take an hour of lunch doesn't count towards your daily eight hour tally and end at 6:00 instead? I take a "working lunch" so I don't count it. Good and bad because sometimes I do not get to enjoy it peacefully.
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I clock in around 8. But let’s be honest, I’m more focused on trying to keep my inbred idiot heir from dying of smallpox
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I am 8-5, supposed to have an hour lunch but can't remember when I've actually gotten to take one. Also usually work til 7 or so.
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fsif posted:Right, I meant "clock out" in an informal way but my normal working hours are 9:00–5:00 and I just count my half hour lunch as part of my normal 8 hours. There are often weeks where I'm putting in 60 hours, but I guess in a "normal" week I'm really more like 37.5. Any good capitalist should be trying to extract maximum value out of the least amount of work. Working 9-5 but still taking an hour lunch is the Patriotic thing to do 
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