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"what is that man doing to his anus"
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:01 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:27 |
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flakeloaf posted:"what is that man doing to his anus" i see it
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:04 |
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that was a phrase on blank canvas this is "that looks unsanitary" + the goatman add "snakes and fruit" to that and you get this e: "i feel calm"
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:04 |
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can i get a before/after? ive tried a bunch of drawings with associated prompts and the best i get is this kind of thing:
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:19 |
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flakeloaf posted:that was a phrase on blank canvas "You must apply the prose-paint to the painting first!"
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:20 |
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click "all" to tell it to paint on the whole canvas or just draw on the bit you want modified before pic for my original post was a blank canvas, then the goatman, then what this thing did to the goatman, last one's tubgirl this is also tubgirl with "family vacation photo" i guess it's easier to take the family on vacation when you're just one mass of undulating horrid flesh
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:24 |
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gotcha
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:25 |
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frasier crane + "bankrobber" looks more cyberpunk than i expected e: some kind of double tie not like grandma joke Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Feb 26, 2022 |
# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:26 |
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"juice poo poo bathtub woman" shows this thing's potential as an avatar / 90s alt band cd cover generator
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:26 |
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flakeloaf posted:
i definitely saw that face in wired magazine circa 2002
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 02:31 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:can i get a before/after? oh, i didn't know they trained it on use of weapons
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# ? Feb 26, 2022 07:43 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:can i get a before/after? Tell it to run multiple times on the same image for better results. Here's the their example fox image with the prompt "h r geiger" 5 or 6 times. Here's the same starting image with the prompt "Picasso" It also works well with a blank canvas but it REALLY wants to include the artists face in these drawings which can be rather creepy. I tried the fox image with "Dali" but it can't stop giving it his face Chalks fucked around with this message at 09:59 on Feb 26, 2022 |
# ? Feb 26, 2022 09:50 |
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you can fairly easily run some (GPT-like) transformers on your own computer, with open source tools and pretrained open data sets: https://huggingface.co/docs/transformers/index i have run the GPT Neo transformer from huggingface with this 1.3 billion parameter model: https://huggingface.co/EleutherAI/gpt-neo-1.3B. i have a rrtx 2080 super with 8 GB of vram and it can barely run that model. the results are not flawless, but unreasonably good for something you can run at home and easily good enough that if you curate the output, you can mine for comedy gold by feeding it Good Posts. for example, i fed the model this classic http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1so7lia and it kept the proposal:/reality: format and while a lot of the text it generated was not something i want to post, i did laugh out loud at this one: quote:proposal: a forum for the most stupid, pointless, and ridiculous posts you've ever seen in your life i also tried feeding the model this bit: code:
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Wheany fucked around with this message at 19:57 on May 7, 2022 |
# ? May 7, 2022 19:54 |
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you can try EleutherAI's 6 billion parameter model online here https://6b.eleuther.ai/
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# ? May 7, 2022 19:58 |
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Wheany posted:you can try EleutherAI's 6 billion parameter model online here https://6b.eleuther.ai/ lmao prompt i wrote (i used to be a news producer, this was easy) quote:The lobster-like Alexander Lukashenko farted in a barrel on Saturday. It was the latest blast from the Eastern European dictator, who claimed his farts would power the nation's beloved KGB. His beady eyes filled with tears as he described the powerful stench. result: GPT-3 posted:The lobster-like Alexander Lukashenko farted in a barrel on Saturday. It was the latest blast from the Eastern European dictator, who claimed his farts would power the nation's beloved KGB. His beady eyes filled with tears as he described the powerful stench.
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# ? May 7, 2022 20:30 |
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I'm not great with these, so I chucked a classic in prompt and result quote:"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said. "You're such a joker, man." feeding it back gets me either plausible hole stories, or increasingly teasing innunedo prompts like the hole quote:he said. "It's a sinkhole."
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# ? May 7, 2022 21:13 |
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The adventure where Punchy shows you cool things.
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# ? May 7, 2022 21:58 |
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lmao this is great input Beeftweeter posted:In a tweet on Saturday, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk called for the "immediate liquidation of the proletariat" so that "I can take their poo poo instead of buying it. I alone am the only one capable of running everything". Musk, the world's richest man, said that he would prefer kleptocracy over capitalism in the United States because "I need more stuff" and that "raising money is hard, so I should just be able to take what I want". He explained that sending the working class to their deaths would result in "a better stock price for Tesla, probably" output GPT-3 posted:In a tweet on Saturday, tech entrepreneur Elon Musk called for the "immediate liquidation of the proletariat" so that "I can take their poo poo instead of buying it. I alone am the only one capable of running everything". Musk, the world's richest man, said that he would prefer kleptocracy over capitalism in the United States because "I need more stuff" and that "raising money is hard, so I should just be able to take what I want". He explained that sending the working class to their deaths would result in "a better stock price for Tesla, probably" and that "I can always buy a new one".
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# ? May 7, 2022 21:59 |
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you're meant to generate new stuff, not just quote directly from tomorrow's financial times
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# ? May 7, 2022 22:46 |
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big scary monsters posted:you're meant to generate new stuff, not just quote directly from tomorrow's financial times input in bold GPT-3 posted:Oracle founder Larry Ellison said he supported Musk's call to cull the poor. "Elon is right. It's their fault they don't have enough" and said he would provide funding for Musk's elimination squads. When asked if Musk's request for funding also categorized the world's richest man as "poor", Ellison responded, "He's the richest man in the world. He's not poor."
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# ? May 7, 2022 23:04 |
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jfc as fun as this may be it really makes me worried about the implications for the spread of believable disinformation
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# ? May 7, 2022 23:13 |
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corporate hot dog stories vol. 1quote:I think my coworkers secretly like it when stale hot dogs rain from the air conditioning vents like hurricane harvey did in 2017. But instead of drowning in despair, they wielded bottles of ketchup and mustard like a business casual re-enactment of the OK Corral.
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# ? May 8, 2022 04:24 |
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corporate hot dog stories vol. 2quote:Things got weird when our restricted stock unit bonuses were replaced with cases of ballpark franks. I was ok with our company's hotdog related shenanigans up to this point- nobody even batted an eye (or ear!) when on the last earnings call, the chief financial officer talked about our company growth in terms of "Nathan's points".
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# ? May 8, 2022 04:43 |
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corporate hot dog stories vol. 3quote:The moment of reckoning between myself, and hotdog, once human, resources, finally arrived. I did everything I was supposed to. As part of my performance improvement plan, I performed a crude bratwurst-inspired interpretation of the vagina monologues whose entire meaning and purpose was replaced with corn starched khaki treatise on hebrew national bun points, condiment user stories, and frankfurter epics, inspired multitudes of those below me.
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# ? May 8, 2022 05:01 |
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corporate hot dog standquote:Steve Ballmer was angry. He was also incredibly high on peyote, and he had just eaten an entire anniversary cake. "You know," he started, spewing small chunks of yellow cake from his mouth as he spoke, "I'm not really sure if I can do this."
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# ? May 8, 2022 05:04 |
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lmao i think i broke it
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# ? May 8, 2022 05:15 |
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quote:The walls were moving again. "Oh, my God, I'm starting another dimensional shift," said Mr. Ballmer, the former CEO of Microsoft. It was the fourth day of my visit with Mr. Ballmer, who insisted that we smoke methamphetamine together as soon as I had arrived. I initially rejected his offer, but his security guards made it impossible for me to leave. Mr. Ballmer shot out of his chair and began pacing, mumbling to himself. "I need another loving shirt" he said, "because this one is loving soaked." It was true; this would be his forty-seventh shirt change during my visit. "I... want... another... loving... shirt."
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# ? May 8, 2022 05:21 |
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corporate hot dog stories vol. 4 thank you for readingquote:Surrounded by my coworkers, who were clothed in various interpretations of famous hotdogs throughout history, some good, some bad (Jackie, your sauerkraut inspired a-line skirt is fantastic, but the proportions are all hosed up when you wear it with those "comfy" pigs in a blanket sandals that make a footlong look tiny in comparison to your bloated-rear end feet), I gathered my belongings in a bland bun-shaped container.
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# ? May 8, 2022 05:25 |
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Beeftweeter posted:jfc as fun as this may be it really makes me worried about the implications for the spread of believable disinformation I see you're going through the same arc i did. "holy poo poo this rules lol lmao -> oh gently caress"
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# ? May 8, 2022 06:12 |
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quote:There were only two paths forward — either I'd have to jump through the Goat Man's gaping anus, or be set on fire.
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# ? May 8, 2022 06:24 |
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lolquote:As I approached, the man made a bizarre booing sound. I asked him what he was doing, but his vacant eyes never once looked up, and he seemed to have soiled himself. Elon Musk was in the doorway, grinning. "I don't think he can hear you," he said, "he's in the Matrix." I asked Musk what he meant, and he began describing a virtual world much like the movie series, generated by the implant and networked with other users. Whether or not that was the case for the man was impossible to tell; because the implant can't be controlled from the outside, the man would never be able to tell us. I asked Musk how he knew that to be true; he said "obviously it's just an example. Experiences may vary." But the only thing the man seemed to be experiencing was brain death. "We haven't exactly figured everything out and networking is still in alpha," said Musk, "so I don't know. They seem happy enough." He showed me four more "beta testers", all wearing diapers and a strange, blank expression. "Our users," said Musk. "This is going to be a little gross, but I'd like to get it over with. And it's pretty accurate. In fact, we're pretty sure that you're the first person to see this, and that's why we're here." He leaned in close to the man's forehead. "He doesn't really have a brain, but he's got an implant that's still alive and connected to the rest of the network. This is the implant, by the way." The implant was the size of a small coin, and appeared to be made of a thick, soft material. It was attached to the man's head by a clear, flexible tube that had been surgically inserted. It was hard to tell how long it had been there, but it was clearly a foreign object.
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# ? May 8, 2022 06:44 |
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Wheany posted:I see you're going through the same arc i did. "holy poo poo this rules lol lmao -> oh gently caress" and also: at least with the page i linked and when using openai, in theory you can be rate limited, but i ran the 1.3B model on my own computer with 8GB VRAM. assuming the 6B model uses about 3x the memory, you can easily fit it in a single 32GB nvidia tesla v100. it costs ~$12k, which is not exactly pocket change, but also isn't completely unrealistic for a small operation or even a figgieland computer toucher
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# ? May 8, 2022 06:57 |
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Wheany posted:and also: at least with the page i linked and when using openai, in theory you can be rate limited, but i ran the 1.3B model on my own computer with 8GB VRAM. i still just have a gtx 970, i don't think any of this poo poo will work well on it lol
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# ? May 8, 2022 06:58 |
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i also ran https://github.com/CompVis/latent-diffusion. this was a lot harder to run and the results are very much in the "funy computer" category instead of the wizardry people are doing with dall-e. i mostly followed the instructions on that page to get the model running, with 2 exceptions: i had to install an older version on touchmetrics because i got an error ("ImportError: cannot import name 'get_num_classes' from 'torchmetrics.utilities.data'"): code:
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anyway, here are multiple runs of me trying to get it to generate some kind of an yospos hacker with different prompts (hacker with yospos on screen, computer hacker reading yospos, hacker in front of screen displaying yospos etc). if i use the word "reading", it really likes to make a book-like blob somewhere. it also really likes overlaying text on the image. 56k warrning
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# ? May 8, 2022 07:11 |
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i too like to wear a balaclava whilst shitposting
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# ? May 8, 2022 07:14 |
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and someone on the yoscord requested "a man who hates bicycles" which resulted in a bunch of book covers:
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# ? May 8, 2022 07:18 |
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is there a web version of that kind of poo poo too for those of us with puny gpus? trying poo poo like "the tallest penguin in Dresden", "extremely unsettling mustaches", "celebrities with too many teeth", "girls that like fluoride way too much", "sludgy aerosols", "caterpillars that refuse to grow", "military surplus glow in the dark garden hose", etc. might be fun
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# ? May 8, 2022 07:37 |
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Beeftweeter posted:is there a web version of that kind of poo poo too for those of us with puny gpus? trying poo poo like "the tallest penguin in Dresden", "extremely unsettling mustaches", "celebrities with too many teeth", "girls that like fluoride way too much", "sludgy aerosols", "caterpillars that refuse to grow", "military surplus glow in the dark garden hose", etc. might be fun https://huggingface.co/spaces/multimodalart/latentdiffusion that web version only allows for 50 "steps", while the one i run locally can use up to 250. the number of steps improves the quality: Here is the prompt "a sign that reads yospos bithc" with 1, 5, 25 and 125 steps Wheany fucked around with this message at 07:50 on May 8, 2022 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:27 |
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yyeeessss
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