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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I haven't been keeping up with this thread consistently, has Nathen always had kind of schizophrenic tendencies or are we entering a new level of crazy "We have such sights to show you."
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I haven't been keeping up with this thread consistently, has Nathen always had kind of schizophrenic tendencies or are we entering a new level of crazy No, he def is Schizo.
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I haven't been keeping up with this thread consistently, has Nathen always had kind of schizophrenic tendencies or are we entering a new level of crazy cocaine and untreated bipolar are a hell of a combo
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I have known at least a half-dozen bipolar people and only one of them even approached a fraction of a Nathen
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Yeah this definitely feels like a new and much darker level of entergagement.Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm not even sure Blac Chyna's lawyers would even notice this.
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StabMasterArson posted:Lol its Darksyde Phil Lol
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Nespresso is terrible yet commonly drunk throughout the east mediterranean, middle east, and central asia.
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I am overdosing on entergagement and I need more!
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Akratic Method posted:What the gently caress does Nespresso have to do with anything else in this tweet? We'd missed this tweet: https://mobile.twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1522715622437625856 Cocaine smuggled in a Nespresso shipment. So BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:44 on May 8, 2022 |
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is there a sparknotes for this because i started a few pages ago and waht the gently caress.
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SRQ posted:is there a sparknotes for this because i started a few pages ago and waht the gently caress. Yes people ask on literally every page so maybe check there for recaps
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Big Beef City posted:Yes people ask on literally every page so maybe check there for recaps the last person that asked was told it was impossible > 
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Dr. Quarex posted:I have known at least a half-dozen bipolar people and only one of them even approached a fraction of a Nathen how much cocaine were they on?
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Dr. Quarex posted:Blac Chyna was a dividing line where I decided now that made-up celebrity names were being repeated but with adjectives that I definitely wanted to find a way to opt out of knowing anything about people only famous for being famous You are missing on Chyna Platinum Xpress Presented By Raytheon
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peanut posted:Nespresso is terrible yet commonly drunk throughout the east mediterranean, middle east, and central asia. Yeah, I imagine for a Western wannabe cool "youth" such as Nathen, Nespresso would only have some credibility in frappe.
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Lol! Poors can't afford to travel! LMAO!
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SRQ posted:is there a sparknotes for this because i started a few pages ago and waht the gently caress. Im overtime on a 12 hour shift with nothing to do so I tried to condense this. Youre welcome. The only thing Nathen Mazri ever wanted growing up was to be the worlds youngest Canadian Garfield themed fast food licensee. After a turbulent love affair with his cousin in his youth in Saudi Arabia, he experienced Araboliosis. He grabbed a bag of his dads money, a plane ticket overseas, and got on the line with Jim Davis himself. It was finally happening. He was there, in Canada, running his Garfield themed pizza chain. He even had his own reality show that he starred in and produced and wrote and paid for with his dads money. Disaster struck in the form of a global pandemic, but Nathen was undeterred. He knew cartoons were immune from the effects of a deadly virus. Thats when he was sidelined by the evil greedy land monsters. They took Nathens Garfield themed pizza building right out from under him. Many lasagna boxes were repurposed into tissue boxes during this tragic period. As perhaps the most youngest savviest Canadian Garfield licensee the world has ever seen, Nathen quickly pivoted the business into a Garfield themed brand of frozen grocery products. At first they could only be had online. If you were in Canada. But eventually at least one grocery store stocked his Garfield Big Cow lasagnas one time. Around this time Nickelodeon bought the Garfield rights off of Jim Davis. Despite the success and brand recognition Nathen was creating with his license on the character, someone must have taken issue with Nathens repeated implications about loving the big orange cat. He was in fork jail now. Hed lost the love of his life. And he was still sitting on truckloads of frozen lasagnas. Thus, ScoobyEats was born. An entergaging grocery brand the likes two grocery stores in the Toronto area had never seen. Nathen gave his lasagnas a fresh Scooby Doo themed paint job and set to work rebuilding his empire. But it wasnt the same. He still pined for that big fat sexcy orange cat. They had a connection that only a toddler being fed an endless supply of Valium and Garfield comics can form. He briefly pivoted to a celibate lifestyle, rejecting his primal urges, trying to forget their bond. Ralph Lauren was even commissioned for a line of custom Celibacy wear. He was still hollow inside. He needed the cat. So, like only someone with mania and an infinite pool of someone elses money can do, Nathen forgot about his Scooby themed brand. He would get the cat back, even if he had to become the cat. Thus, in a glorious flash of light from our one true lord Maalik Ul Mulk, Nathfield was born. A divine fusion of Nathen and Garfields essence. They were together at last and totally not experiencing a coke and BPD induced psychotic episode.
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SRQ posted:is there a sparknotes for this because i started a few pages ago and waht the gently caress.
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm pretty sure Scooby Doo Eats happened before losing the Garfield license. It was a bizarre little side quest. Its amazing how fast you can go farm 2 family 2 plate 
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sharknado slashfic posted:Why is Ron decorating him with twigs Those are the victor's laurels, to celebrate the triumph of Maalik-Ul-Mulk in selling (allegedly) frozen lasagna in certain Canadian regions.
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steinrokkan posted:Those are the victor's laurels, to celebrate the triumph of Maalik-Ul-Mulk in selling (allegedly) frozen lasagna in certain Canadian regions. No allegedly about it. It was definitely frozen lasagna.
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Ron, canada's twinkiest farmer with his famous #denimsuit
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Frank Frank posted:No allegedly about it. It was definitely frozen lasagna. The act of actually selling it is the alleged part.
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Ron, standing behind Nathen as he looks at his GarfieldEats! store: "Remember you are mortal"
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SRQ posted:is there a sparknotes for this because i started a few pages ago and waht the gently caress. Neophyte learning about the GarfEats saga for the first time has become my favourite porn genre.
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