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I like how it says to never send passwords through Google forms on a Google form asking someone for a password. Edit: Was referencing this limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 00:26 on May 8, 2022 |
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Everyone's incredibly poor and desperate. The rest are the same but also really loving stupid/disabled. E: has there been anything to show how many nonenglish speakers fall for these? Nuance in language and bots advertising in foreign could explain a lot. I dunno just toilet thoughts Barreft fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 8, 2022 |
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Rollin' down the street, hodlin' crypto Slurpin' on mintin' juice, laid back With my mind on my monkeys And my monkeys on my mind. Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 06:19 on May 8, 2022 |
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May 8, 2022 06:10
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woke up quick at about noon just thought how i had to get some crypto soon gotta get drunk on monkey pics before my mother starts bitchin about my apes
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May 8, 2022 06:21
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weed is the only crypto you need
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Barreft posted:Everyone's incredibly poor and desperate. The rest are the same but also really loving stupid/disabled. "No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.“ - H.L. Mencken
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May 8, 2022 07:12
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https://www.voguebusiness.com/technology/gucci-takes-the-leap-will-accept-crypto-in-us-stores This seems very, very bad and also I have no idea how they can seriously accept such volatile funds without phenomenal risk.
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May 8, 2022 13:23
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Watch out for “Crypto Muggers” apparently, according to this story https://www.theguardian.com/technol...ology_b-gdntech
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May 8, 2022 13:26
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LifeSunDeath posted:weed is the only crypto you need I tried to dump my life savings into this based on this post but it says the token is inactive? https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/weed
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May 8, 2022 13:41
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smellmycheese posted:Watch out for “Crypto Muggers” apparently, according to this story lmao so the muggers in london now start every robbery with "oi guv you got any crypto? you sure? we'll be very upset if you're telling porky pies!" gonna say that 3 out of 4 of those police reports are totally fake stories that the 'victims' made up (oh god, who could have guessed that WeAreGoingToRugPull.eth was a scam? I lost 6900 quid, she's gonna kill me. but what if...)
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May 8, 2022 14:12
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frytechnician posted:https://www.voguebusiness.com/technology/gucci-takes-the-leap-will-accept-crypto-in-us-stores Plus back in the day someone would get a part time job, have their friend buy a $$$ gift card at their til, and then just discount it to $0 or whatever and then immediately quit or otherwise ghost the place. Now you don't even need a friend to play the part of a customer you can just empty folks' wallets to wherever you want after doing the main transaction.
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May 8, 2022 14:35
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YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT! Apes can slurp 3 x a day...
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May 8, 2022 15:35
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Send me your apes and I'll 10x your slurp returns.
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May 8, 2022 15:52
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I'm down here at the slurp juice factory and its just one woman spitting into jars repeatedly and putting them back on the production line
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May 8, 2022 15:58
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okay but how many times can I Slurm™ an ape? i like to party and i like my apes to party
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May 8, 2022 16:06
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Slurps MacKenzie original character do not steal
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Captain Charisma posted:okay but how many times can I Slurm™ an ape? i like to party and i like my apes to party the LD50 for Slurms is like 25/hour
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LifeSunDeath posted:Apes can slurp 3 x a day...
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frytechnician posted:https://www.voguebusiness.com/technology/gucci-takes-the-leap-will-accept-crypto-in-us-stores Since their products are low quality veblen goods I imagine the margins are pretty high, and they are betting that if they can get more business from crypto bros it will offset the potential loss. Most likely they will quietly discontinue the experiment
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May 8, 2022 17:50
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I'm pretty sure all of those companies that have "accepted crypto" have done nothing of the sort. They use payment providers that charge the customer to cash out their crypto and then pay the business in dollars (or whatever local currency). And yeah, most of these experiments end with little fanfare. People dont buy crypto to spend it, that would be dumb
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May 8, 2022 18:22
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Yeah, that list of accepted cryptos looks like BitPay? They certainly never touch a crypto. If anyone uses this, it'll be sanctioned individuals not wanting to risk their last working credit card.
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May 8, 2022 18:26
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drk posted:I'm pretty sure all of those companies that have "accepted crypto" have done nothing of the sort. They use payment providers that charge the customer to cash out their crypto and then pay the business in dollars (or whatever local currency). Companies can't pay taxes or their shareholders in crypto either, so they won't use it. And having the price vary so often, selling a product for $10 worth of butts to be worth only $9 then $11 then $8 etc, fucks up your planning.
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May 8, 2022 18:32
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https://twitter.com/rugpullfinder/status/1523082874022469633 hmm... rug pull finder? Well, with a name like that they must surely be laff investors, not true believ- quote:Rug Pull Finder lol
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May 8, 2022 18:36
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i' m the potato with the word "FART" scratched into it
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May 8, 2022 18:38
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Wasn’t the tesla crypto payment hilariously one sided in a heads I win tails you lose way with regards to the exchange rates
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May 8, 2022 18:59
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IIRC it was that if you returned the car they could choose to pay you back the amount of BTC you paid or the dollar equivalent of the BTC you paid at the time, whichever is worth less
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May 8, 2022 19:02
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Oh yeah, good thing their quality control was great at the time and no one would ever seek refunds
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Booyah- posted:Since their products are low quality veblen goods I imagine the margins are pretty high, and they are betting that if they can get more business from crypto bros it will offset the potential loss. Most likely they will quietly discontinue the experiment woulnd this require coinbros to not be incel level charisma/social blackholes? that are buying a thing for their female? like remember the ape club party pics where it even the nice ladys they payed to attend the party/bar/club couldnt get those dweebs to party.
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May 8, 2022 19:26
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Gucci sells mens things too. Guy who stole some apes I guess, menswear by Gucci 2022
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Protocol7 posted:Send me your apes and I'll 10x your slurp returns.
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Hammerite posted:https://twitter.com/rugpullfinder/status/1523082874022469633 why do I feel like the "legitimacy audits" they want to do are them hoping to convince people to let them inspect their wallets
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May 8, 2022 19:43
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drk posted:Gucci sells mens things too. That guy actually got like 6 apes stolen from him at least
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drk posted:Gucci sells mens things too. I mean it costs alot so it got to be good. Also my two cents on the article above about London muggers stealing phones for butts, this means coinerz have easy unlocks for their phones. lol
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May 8, 2022 19:54
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lol at the unironic "the real value was the friends we made along the way" in that screed
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May 8, 2022 20:12
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Klyith posted:gonna say that 3 out of 4 of those police reports are totally fake stories that the 'victims' made up All of them were fake stories. The victims needed a police report to explain to their significant others why all the money they had spent on crypto was gone.
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You can send someone buttcoin and they can cash it out pretty quick, like same day, and the exchange will only take out a percent or two. That's all true I guess. The thing the buttcoin nerds don't tell you is that it would be a taxable event in a lot of places and you would have to pay a large percent of that transaction to the IRS or whatever your tax government agency is. So yea its pretty loving stupid versus using zelle or venmo.
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repiv posted:IIRC it was that if you returned the car they could choose to pay you back the amount of BTC you paid or the dollar equivalent of the BTC you paid at the time, whichever is worth less And if the price of Bitcoin went up between sending it and the transaction getting confirmed and you overpaid they would not reimburse you the difference.
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Stealthgerbil posted:The thing the buttcoin nerds don't tell you is that it would be a taxable event in a lot of places and you would have to pay a large percent of that transaction to the IRS or whatever your tax government agency is. So yea its pretty loving stupid versus using zelle or venmo. Uh, what? No. That's not how it works. If you're getting paid income or realizing gains it's taxable either way. If you did a job for someone and got paid you owe income tax whether it was venmo or the bitcoin. If it is not income -- like your friend sent you $100 in buttcoins to split a restaurant bill and you cash them right away for $100 -- you don't owe any tax. OTOH if your fiend sent you cryptos and you cash them for $150 a week later, you owe $50 in gains. The taxable event thing with crytpos is that any exchange of crypto-for-crypto counts as one. This is a very normal thing. But for a long time people were basically saying "as long as the law doesn't say anything about crypto, we can mix-and-match the most favorable possible set of tax laws we want!" This meant that they were saying that cryptos were a currency when you were trading them for other cryptos (not taxable), and a security when you cashed out for real money (taxed as long-term capital gains). IRS finally said no: they're taxed as property. Which means any trade is an event where you realize gains or losses, and you pay short-term capital gains, not long.
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oi m8 a chav nicked me apes
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