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Glad that the party can now purge itself of the corrosive Starmerite influence and get back to Making Britane Work
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It's called the labour party because it's for people who like working, duh.
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May 9, 2022 15:57
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Necrothatcher posted:its loving Shakespearian that keith's crazy plan is entirely predicated on the police not being corrupt shitheads The current Durham Police and Crime Commissioner is (a) Labour and (b) bent as gently caress, so I suspect that Starmer is in fact predicating his crazy plan on the police being his kind of corrupt shitheads.  The fact that CCHQ surely know this as well and are waiting with bated breath for such a magnificent opportunity (regardless of whether the Durham police clearing him is actually due to Labour PCC corruption) has definitely escaped his notice. Like, seriously, every single outcome is a massive win scenario for the Conservatives now.
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May 9, 2022 15:59
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Julio Cruz posted:Cooper and Jessflaps have basically been memory-holed, I can't think of a single memorable thing either of them has said or done since Keith took over I do remember Cooper coming out to criticise the Toeties’s Rwanda refugee plan on the grounds that it didn’t offer good value for money.
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May 9, 2022 16:02
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OwlFancier posted:I mean he's just consistently failed to achieve anything and everyone hates him almost as much as boris. He achieved the purge and marginalization of the left out of Labour, and the realignment of Labour into the "striving to be more Tory than the Tories" party. He's achieved exactly what he was brought on to do, and he'll comfortably retire to lucrative paid speakerships and corporate directorships.
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May 9, 2022 16:03
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Skwawkbox are claiming Durham do not issue fines, which if true (because the source is skwawkbox) will just look bent as hell to everyone. https://skwawkbox.org/2022/05/09/starmers-mooted-offer-to-resign-if-fined-is-pr-con-durham-police-dont-issue-them/
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May 9, 2022 16:03
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Who would his 'loyal companion' be, I wonder? Time for a tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awy9_08Pj_8
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May 9, 2022 16:09
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He sounded very confident that he wouldn't be issued a fine. I have a feeling he knows the outcome of this already.
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stev posted:He sounded very confident that he wouldn't be issued a fine. I have a feeling he knows the outcome of this already. And so the narrative will gracefully transition to 'Labour leader leans on corrupt Labour PCC to avoid consequences for his criminal behaviour'. Magnificent work, Starms.
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May 9, 2022 16:17
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stev posted:He sounded very confident that he wouldn't be issued a fine. I have a feeling he knows the outcome of this already. yes, i would be more surprised if he didn't already have assurances
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May 9, 2022 16:17
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It feels like you should be tossing the idea of your resignation around so frivolously, it just gets everyone's hopes up and makes them think of what might have been
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May 9, 2022 16:20
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First Labour got me rooting for the Lib Dems, now they got me rooting for the cops.
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Gort posted:It feels like you should be tossing the idea of your resignation around so frivolously, it just gets everyone's hopes up and makes them think of what might have been indeed, my dinner plans are still unresolved wish I could have had
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May 9, 2022 16:29
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Darth Walrus posted:And so the narrative will gracefully transition to 'Labour leader leans on corrupt Labour PCC to avoid consequences for his criminal behaviour'. Indeed. Starmer has put himself in a position where either he gets fined and resigns or doesn't get fined and gets monstered into resigning because Boris did get fined. The question isn't if he goes now, it's whether he goes today or in a month.
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May 9, 2022 16:32
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that's not how the BBC is putting it right now. they're saying that starmer buys himself a window until the ruling in 2 months where he is free from having to address this, and if it comes in that he doesn't get a fine, then he can make the simple case that he took a moral position and stuck to it on this where johnson didn't. it seems like any blowback would require some actual evidence he conspired with the police not to fine him. i don't know how likely that is, and i'm assuming he actually has done so. because otherwise he can just say that's an outrageous accusation, i wasn't fined boris was, i took a moral stance, integrity etc.
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Jedit posted:Indeed. Starmer has put himself in a position where either he gets fined and resigns or doesn't get fined and gets monstered into resigning because Boris did get fined. The question isn't if he goes now, it's whether he goes today or in a month. Gotterdammerung: Starmfried's funeral march. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5zNH6R1zsE In his cave in the forest, the Establishment forges a sword for his foster son Starmfried. He hates Starmfried but hopes that the boy will kill the dragon Jermy Crobyn, who guards the left's treasure, so that Establishment can take the all-powerful ring from it. *can't think of a suitable puppeteer for the Starmfried. Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 16:43 on May 9, 2022 |
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Rayner has said she’ll resign too if fined. Lol, lmao. quote:Q: What will you do if Durham police do not issue a fine, but if they say you broke the rules anyway Lol, lmao continues. They are so relentlessly bad at politics and seeing two steps ahead to how our putrid media will monster them.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Gotterdammerung: Starmfried's funeral march. He always looked more boiled than fried to me
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roomtone posted:it seems like any blowback would require some actual evidence he conspired with the police not to fine him. i don't know how likely that is, and i'm assuming he actually has done so. because otherwise he can just say that's an outrageous accusation, i wasn't fined boris was, i took a moral stance, integrity etc. Oh, you sweet summer child.
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Lol and may I also add lmao https://twitter.com/MickCoffey2/status/1523408936379899904?t=paxzvoYTfbnzaZnZqbuWDg
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May 9, 2022 17:02
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keep punching joe posted:Lol and may I also add lmao Saw that bit of beard there and for a moment though they're going to blame this on the Jam Meister. Til I clicked through and saw it was PH. Unrelated: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/boris-johnson-vomited-himself-moments-23901497 quote:Boris Johnson vomited on himself moments before ITV Good Morning Britain interview with Susanna Reid If this is an attempt to get in excuses for a shite interview, I hope they give him No Quarter* the way Diane Abbot has never been given any quarter for her ONE slip when she had low blood sugar after going from interview to interview with no breakfast. *why yes, I am listening to Led Zepp
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keep punching joe posted:Lol and may I also add lmao  at some of the responseshttps://twitter.com/sohocomedy/status/1523634446418661376 https://twitter.com/sohocomedy/status/1523685067268059141
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Darth Walrus posted:Oh, you sweet summer child. i'm assuming the media won't be overly hostile to starmer because he is an establishment right winger, but yeah i could be wrong.
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People who can be held responsible for Brexit: Irish Republicans Jeremy Corbyn Vladimir Putin The Social Network Rare Pepes Fact Checkers (Lack Thereof) Metropolitan Elites Who Work At Pret Leon Trotsky People who can never be held responsible for Brexit: The English political class who spent 40 years widening inequality, deindustrializing, impoverishing rural areas, and blaming the effects of this on the EU and immigrants Centrists who could not put together a single firm positive of the EU that resonated with the people affected by that The Olympics Opening Ceremony (2012)
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Starmer is clearly going to weasel out of this, either by blatant corruption or by a "well technically..." outcome. All this will do is give ammo to the Tories any time Labour try to bring up Johnson. They've, once again, completely hosed themselves.
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May 9, 2022 17:33
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quote:Boris Johnson vomited on himself moments before ITV Good Morning Britain interview with Susanna Reid I have to imagine that's a common reaction to meeting her though? And certainly standard for Piers Morgan
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They're not even sending their best guys. https://twitter.com/ScotExpress/status/1523703880470581249?t=VE2faRTvyN1470Mka6CoKw
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Hope that has the same effect as all the recent Royal trips to pat colonial commoners on their little heads
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1. perhaps they are sending them to be burned on top of a stack of pallets, in the manner which you appease a volcano god. 2. what the gently caress is that turtleneck lmao, the 80's were loving wild.
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OwlFancier posted:2. what the gently caress is that turtleneck lmao, the 80's were loving wild. It does kind of look like whatever that African tribe is where the women elongate their necks by stretching them with elaborate copper necklaces. Maybe that's something they took part in on one of those
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keep punching joe posted:They're not even sending their best guys. Not sure talking about minor royals visiting Northern Island while using a photo of them on a boat trip is sending out quite the message they had in mind either… E: vvv apparently autocorrect (or possibly my own haste) has hosed me over. Ah well… Answers Me fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 9, 2022 |
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Answers Me posted:Northern Island Is there a separatist movement on Unst?
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Failed Imagineer posted:Is there a separatist movement on Unst? Yeah MI5 fund it.
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Unstexit in Unstoppable
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Apparently the person who took the beergate photo is ....quote:Student who shot Keir Starmer Beergate video is Breitbart writer’s son https://www.theguardian.com/politic...to-sink-starmer I bet he went past daily to see if he could get anything.
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Ah, definite Trotskyist. Is that one of the queen's swans?
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Charles is doing the state opening of parliament. It's coming soon.
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Guavanaut posted:People who can be held responsible for Brexit: The Daily Mail did it to the horror of the people who pretended they supported it.
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