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I did the bouquet toss only because I didn’t want it anymore and I wanted chaos, so my friend got stuck with it instead  I had also used it to sword fight with my maid of honor earlier so it was pretty busted up. I liked my wedding, heh. Edit: I snipe, therefore I am.
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Remember those sky dancer dolls? Y'know, the ones where you rev up the fairy dolls and they fly up and float down using propellers and slice up kids' faces? Let's repurpose those and stick the bouquets onto the dolls so all of the flowers rain down and assault the guests.
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May 9, 2022 20:04
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DemoneeHo posted:Remember those sky dancer dolls? Y'know, the ones where you rev up the fairy dolls and they fly up and float down using propellers and slice up kids' faces? Let's repurpose those and stick the bouquets onto the dolls so all of the flowers rain down and assault the guests. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba25S_AqGRo
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May 9, 2022 20:07
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DemoneeHo posted:Is there a country where being 18 years old does not make you a legal adult? It's 16 in Scotland and 20 in Japan.
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May 9, 2022 20:09
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One of the bridal extras people can do nowadays is a special "throw bouquet" so that the original can be kept pretty and pristine.
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May 9, 2022 20:15
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My LDR partner wants his “Best Person” at our wedding to be his best friend, who’s female, cheats on her husband, and has to lie to her husband to hang out with my partner.quote:Ya so im 27F. No kids, never been married. He is 35M, a toddler, divorced. - his ex cheated on him. We both attend regular therapy separately for some time and have considered seeing a couples therapist monthly to work with LDR issues. However, this isn’t a huge priority right now.  Gotta agree with one commenter here: quote:There's an elephant in the room and you're checking out the curtains.
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May 9, 2022 20:49
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r/relationships: He is 35M, a toddler, divorced.
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May 9, 2022 20:55
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The best way to piss off posters who talk about their "LDR" is to ask them to define it: you live an hour apart and see each other most weekends? Nope, never that one. You met once or twice on vacation/work trip and never regularly see each other, have no concrete plans to each other in the immediate future? Yep, most times it's that one. And then you have the never mets, who are talking about marriage. Somehow the last two don't see the difference from the first kind.
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May 9, 2022 20:55
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Arsenic Lupin posted:One of the bridal extras people can do nowadays is a special "throw bouquet" so that the original can be kept pretty and pristine. A throwquet??? 
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May 9, 2022 20:56
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My LDR partner wants his “Best Person” at our wedding to be his best friend, who’s female, cheats on her husband, and has to lie to her husband to hang out with my partner. quote:Love of my life, and has given me no reason to believe he would cheat on me Ah, another surprised pikachu face appears in my crystal ball
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May 9, 2022 20:57
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Motronic posted:The best way to piss off posters who talk about their "LDR" is to ask them to define it: you live an hour apart and see each other most weekends? Nope, never that one. You met once or twice on vacation/work trip and never regularly see each other, have no concrete plans to each other in the immediate future? Yep, most times it's that one. And then you have the never mets, who are talking about marriage. The comments encouraged looking at her history: OP, a month ago, answering 'Do you think meeting your partner was "destiny"?' posted:gently caress ya. I met this dude in a god drat VR chat, a game I absolutely never would have played if Covid didn’t happen. And then I created a discord for my twitch channel and a whole family was created. Fast forward to last August where 8 of us all met in San Francisco. I was dating my now-ex at the time and my partner and I instantly clicked in person. Fast forward again to February where we both admitted we had feelings.
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May 9, 2022 20:59
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Motronic posted:The best way to piss off posters who talk about their "LDR" is to ask them to define it: you live an hour apart and see each other most weekends? That's less of an LDR and more of a "dating in a city with traffic."
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May 9, 2022 21:00
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Motronic posted:The best way to piss off posters who talk about their "LDR" is to ask them to define it: you live an hour apart and see each other most weekends? Nope, never that one. You met once or twice on vacation/work trip and never regularly see each other, have no concrete plans to each other in the immediate future? Yep, most times it's that one. And then you have the never mets, who are talking about marriage. My husband and I spent years only getting to see each other twice a year since we met online and lived in different countries. Against all odds we managed to make it work and after like ten loving years we managed to move him to Canada and we're working on immigration  It's not really here nor there, and I know we're an extreme outlier, I just like talking about my husband. I bought him an SA account and he still married me lmao
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May 9, 2022 21:07
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for not letting the kids go alone to see their dad in his homecountry? My stab in the dark is that she resents ex for leaving and is using the kids to punish him. My adult children cant see sick dad because foreign is scary is a more terrifying route imo.
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datajugend posted:My stab in the dark is that she resents ex for leaving and is using the kids to punish him. Yeah, it's not like they are young children going to a country that would not return them to the US when asked
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May 9, 2022 21:18
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CitizenKain posted:At a cousin's wedding, the bride pretty much picked out the person she was going to throw the bouquet to, and then pitched it right at them like a fast ball. Way more entertaining. I can't stop snickering at the mental image of a bride doing the bouquet toss like she is a baseball player calling her shot. 
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May 9, 2022 21:21
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AITA for being annoyed with my wife for not telling me she was going for the same promotion as me?quote:My wife and I are both in our 30s. We have been married for 7 years and we have three children together. When we first got engaged my wife was unhappy with her job and left to pursue her passion. We had a position open in the company I work for that matched what she was looking for and I mentioned it to her if she wanted to apply. She did and she got the job. And for the last 9 years she has talked about the job positively at home. She progressed in her field and we were both at the same level in our various career paths when two job promotions became available for both of us. She was going to be a team head for her department and I was going to be the same for mine. I was the only person in the running for the promotion when the chance appeared and we had it open for two weeks in case there were any other candidates interested. Without ever mentioning it to me my wife decided she didn't want the promotion within her department. She told me she had applied when she actually applied for the department I am in, which is the type of job she was so unhappy with and left almost a decade ago. She got the promotion instead of me. And I would be happy for her normally. But I do not like how she handled it. Quotes from OP: About couples in the work place. quote:The company knows and they don't have that policy in place anymore. When I first started they did but they removed it because there are a few couples who work together. Others are at the same level. quote:I have considered leaving. I don't feel like it can work anymore. And I have been in my field since I started working professionally. I'm not like my wife who switched. So this is it for me. I'm good at what I do and I like what I do. But I'm not happy at my job like I once was. quote:I'm already reconsidering working here. Because regardless of what happens I don't think the outcome will be healthy like this. And I would prefer to remove any extra tension and drama for the sake of my kids if nothing else. Because this hasn't been healthy for our marriage or for the professional relationship. Husband: I'm going to go for this promotion! Wife: 
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May 9, 2022 21:23
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limp_cheese posted:I can't stop snickering at the mental image of a bride doing the bouquet toss like she is a baseball player calling her shot. Now I just want to know what the equivalent of a bunt it for throwing the bouquet.
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May 9, 2022 21:23
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Nephzinho posted:Now I just want to know what the equivalent of a bunt it for throwing the bouquet. That makes no sense, the bride's already gotten to first base at that point
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Captain Hygiene posted:That makes no sense, the bride's already gotten to first base at that point So who's the bride?
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Kuros posted:AITA for being annoyed with my wife for not telling me she was going for the same promotion as me? lol that's really hosed up
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AITA for sending my coworker into anaphylactic shock?quote:I'm at a loss here guys. Realistically, I know I'm in the clear. Legally, I'm in the clear. But I'm being vilified by my coworkers, and I'm genuinely considering quitting my job because of this mess. *sighs, flips sign back to "IT HAS BEEN 000 DAYS SINCE OUR LAST WORKPLACE FOOD THEFT POISONING"*
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mycelia posted:It may well make me an rear end in a top hat, but I picked up some sign language from my wife (she uses it with the non-verbal kids she teaches) and it's just a really useful form of communication even though we're both hearing. Don't want to be overheard*? Sick of yelling across a room/over loud music? Just don't feel like talking? Sign language has you covered. People get weirdly hostile to the suggestion that kids be taught a non-verbal language in school, for all the, what I assumed would be obvious, benefits. The loudest response are usually people arguing there aren't enough deaf people to even consider trying to spend money teaching kids to talk to them. First of all, suggestion has nothing to do with talking to deaf people and everything to do with the fact that it would be useful to communicate with other people non-verbally. gently caress, just being able to sign a drink order at a bartender at a concert would be a blessing. But no, can never suggest improving education, especially not if it might inadvertently improve the world for someone else for even a moment.
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May 9, 2022 21:57
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for sending my coworker into anaphylactic shock? No you didn't almost kill his daughter you dummy, she tried to commit suicide by lunch Why the hell would you eat random food if you had such a severe allergy to something so common? Can only assume boss's bloodline contains terminal stupidity
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May 9, 2022 22:01
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for sending my coworker into anaphylactic shock? Love too steal other people's food when I have a life-threatening food allergy.
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I'll never understand how people defend the food stealers, no matter how severe the consequences of their theft. When boss is screaming about making OP pay, if OP asks, "But why did she eat my lunch?" what is he going to say? It doesn't matter, the important part is that she almost died? "Yeah, but why was she eating my lunch? Without asking me, without checking what was in it, without any loving courtesy, decency, or common sense, why was she eating my lunch?" It's what daughter gets for stealing other people's food and what boss gets for not teaching his daughter not to take poo poo that doesn't belong to her.
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May 9, 2022 22:24
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for sending my coworker into anaphylactic shock? I hope all the comments are just "holy poo poo get HR involved you loving moron" because holy poo poo get HR involved you loving moron.
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B-Rock452 posted:I hope all the comments are just "holy poo poo get HR involved you loving moron" because holy poo poo get HR involved you loving moron. Almost to the letter, yes.
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Well it should be obvious why the boss is defending his daughter. The fact others are joining in is more confusing
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CharlestheHammer posted:Well it should be obvious why the boss is defending his daughter. No it isn't. They're the older ones in the office bootlickers and deference to authority
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yeah the older folks are gonna be all, how DARE she use the resources available to her to resolve this she should quietly suffer so as not to embarass her boss how rude of her
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StrangersInTheNight posted:how rude of her
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I like the boss's claim that his daughter was just "borrowing" the lunch too. What was she gonna do, regurgitate it for OP like a mother bird when she was done with it?
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Captain Hygiene posted:I like the boss's claim that his daughter was just "borrowing" the lunch too. What was she gonna do, regurgitate it for OP like a mother bird when she was done with it? put the tupperware back in the break room fridge with a big ol log in it
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Captain Hygiene posted:I like the boss's claim that his daughter was just "borrowing" the lunch too. What was she gonna do, regurgitate it for OP like a mother bird when she was done with it? It's because the word "borrow" is the first thing that comes to mind when one attempts to defend themselves from obvious theft. It doesn't matter what it is, either. Food, jewelry, vehicles, medication, package deliveries, etc.
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Severely allergic to peanut Steals lunches of unknown people with unknown people. It is the victim of theft that is monster here.
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Khanstant posted:gently caress, just being able to sign a drink order at a bartender at a concert would be a blessing. But no, can never suggest improving education, especially not if it might inadvertently improve the world for someone else for even a moment. My daughter goes to a school that includes a technical institute for the deaf, so they are way, way friendly to this type of thing. I never considered anything like what you said there until I was at one of their hockey games where they were giving out shirts and people were just signing "S" "M" or "L" and getting shirts thrown at them instead of waiting in line. I was glad I still remembered how to sign most of the alphabet from high school.
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AITA for cancelling mother's day celebration that I arranged for my wife after hearing what she told my son?quote:I (M/37) have a 13 y.o son. I was a widower when I met my now wife. She has a 16 y.o daughter from another relationship. The family is often on pretty good terms. My son is the quiet one in the house, he keeps to himself a lot but not to the point of being concerning. My wife and stepdaughter are the complete opposit. They both encourage him to be outgoing and share activities and join gatherings with extended family. My son complained about having to be forced out of his comfort zone and having his need for space invalidated. I spoke to both my wife and stepdaughter and asked them to give him space and freedom to spend his time however he wanted. They apologized and promised to let him be. A Good Dad.
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trickybiscuits posted:AITA for cancelling mother's day celebration that I arranged for my wife after hearing what she told my son? it seems like the good dads are a bit rarer than the good moms ITT, but i'm not sure if i'm being objective here anyway, gently caress it; protect your kids whoever you are
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kalel posted:you're reading a thread that specifically selects for scum, remember sometimes it's about not jeopardizing the beans
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