- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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just a bowl of individually-wrapped carbs though, not carb-containing foods
Wait, this is making me question the very concept of "content" itself!
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May 7, 2022 10:37
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May 10, 2024 13:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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my friend has a carbuncle
that's right his uncle is a carbon based lifeform.
Which would be consistend with the idea that his uncle is a human being. Although in this case that's wrong.
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May 7, 2022 10:39
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my friend has a carbuncle
that's right his uncle is a carbon based lifeform.
Which would be consistend with the idea that his uncle is a human being. Although in this case that's wrong.
My uncle is fuel injected.
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May 7, 2022 15:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I guess fuel is one of those things. As in, fuel is fuel only justaposed to some thing for which it functions as fuel. So bananas are fuel to those who are fueled by bananas.
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May 7, 2022 18:48
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- deep dish peat moss
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Eating 2,000 individually wrapped carbs each day
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May 7, 2022 19:04
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Staying up all night unwrapping them all and putting them into a big popcorn bucket so you can just shovel them into your mouth throughout the day
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May 7, 2022 19:05
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Lindsten Joober has a brother named Elmo who looks like me.
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May 7, 2022 23:45
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The game begins by showing you a picture of a small bird dressed as an Egyptian pharaoh, or you can press start to skip the Tut oriole
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May 9, 2022 02:05
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a live stream of someone who is really really bad at video games but who keeps trying and never gets angry or discouraged
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May 9, 2022 03:26
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cybertiger 2040 wherein tiger woods dies in a golfing accident, his body restored to fight crime and a videogame is made about it
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May 9, 2022 04:54
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- Karate Bastard
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to putt from the rough
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May 9, 2022 13:04
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Caddie: Tiger, remember that chancellor Eagle's boogeymen are still in the game. They can still sand wedge this deal onto the fairway
Officer Tiger: Affirmative ...unless he slices *pulls nine iron from hip holster*
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May 9, 2022 13:10
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Some motherfuckers are always trying to putt from the rough
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May 9, 2022 17:42
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milwaukee talkies
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May 10, 2022 03:55
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The little-known and oft-confused town of Many Applepits, Minnesota
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May 10, 2022 03:58
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mallrats but it's about literal rats that live in a mall
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May 10, 2022 03:59
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sexyback being a cut of meat that you buy at a butcher shop and that JT song is about going to a barbecue and bringing sexyback
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May 10, 2022 04:01
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Slim Shady's nefarious cousins Swim Shady and Spin Shady
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May 10, 2022 04:04
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A fad where you on say the first syl of each word
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May 10, 2022 04:05
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- The Voice of Labor
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lol that canadians are now cans
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May 10, 2022 04:51
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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sexyback being a cut of meat that you buy at a butcher shop and that JT song is about going to a barbecue and bringing sexyback
Conservative mid-western family going to a steakhouse and sees sexyback on the menu, nervously refusing to acknowledge it or say anything to each other. the mother orders spaghetti with tomato sauce for everyone, eaten in silence, and then yells at the kids on the way home for wanting to eat at that kind of restaurant.
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May 10, 2022 05:17
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man. I was going to change the dialog on some bazooka joe comics but after looking at a few from the 50s they're way funnier than anything I could come up with
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May 10, 2022 06:00
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- Karate Bastard
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Never not funny
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May 10, 2022 06:46
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- google THIS
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A fad where you on say the first syl of each word
"Sup!" -- Mar Pop
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May 10, 2022 13:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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My daughter used to get straight A's. Now she tells me to "eat my shorts"
She's a good girl gone bart.
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May 10, 2022 15:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A YouTube lawyer but they give unsolicited legal advice to the characters in Agatha Christie novels.
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May 10, 2022 20:13
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Only a howler
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A YouTube lawyer but they give unsolicited legal advice to the characters in Agatha Christie novels.
"Perhaps Evans could be of some assistance. I can give you a letter of introduction"
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May 10, 2022 20:19
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"That harlot deserved what was coming to her. And I'd do it again."
Lawyer: "OK, well first of all if I was that woman's lawyer I'd strongly advise her to stop talking. That's her 5th ammendment right."
e: Also, why is she letting this bald guy interogate her? He doesn't look like an on duty police officer. Why isn't she requesting
legal representation?
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:41 on May 11, 2022
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May 11, 2022 10:38
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Sasquash it’s the third racket you’ve broken this week.
The Cryptid Consumer Investigator, just a big ole hairy hominid that finds office headquarters of various scam companies
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May 11, 2022 12:48
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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You all said I was mad. Many of you asked for transference to other scam companies.
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May 11, 2022 13:03
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Disney send Yoda on a mission to bust the operations of firms that bootleg disney merch.
He has to battle against a crack team of all the knock-off yodas that have ever been been created lead by the spaceballs guy.
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May 11, 2022 13:19
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- Karate Bastard
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Yoda's jedi master skills are severely challenged even by the sheer wonk-assery of the knockoff yodas' joint compositions, like how many do you even have, and is that a freaking ball joint???? are they supposed come apart like that, and come on buddy are you supposed to be able to hit me from around corners???
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May 12, 2022 14:34
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May 10, 2024 13:36
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Last night I decided that 34.5 is the regular oral sex number, because it is half of 69.
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