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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah since 1992 apparently, it's a big 3 sided phased array thing now, no mechanics they steer the beam by pulsing across a big sheet of emitters.
You can get TV aerials like that now.



I suppose you could in some form since the ill-fated satellite squarials of the 80s, but now that all terrestrial TV is digital there are some powered receivers you can stick on the side of your house instead of the metal chimney yagi that damages your brickwork when there's a storm and isn't really that good for the new signals anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjbUQrhX6rM

e: In 1996 Frank Bruno fought Mike Tyson on Sky for £9.99, the first UK pay per view event.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Was briefly wondering why you needed a directional, steerable TV transmitter for your house.

I have seen some very strange devices on the roof of a few houses so perhaps that's what they are.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Answers Me posted:

If you told me that every year they make up a new ‘hallowed tradition’ that nobody’s ever thought about before, and everybody goes along with it without realising, I’d believe you

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Juche Couture posted:

Christ how can anyone stand how grim this country is. Charles sitting on a golden throne talking about reducing the cost of living (by magic). BDS by public bodies to be banned, direct action protest to be banned, human rights act to be replaced. The base will remain onside because the miserable gits that make up a fair proportion of this country will happily trade their own standard of living as long as someone else gets it worse, and labour will go along with it because they're a bunch of authoritarian shits too.

Feel like this sums up my feelings exactly, then let's get back to some wanker informing us that actually we should be greatful for those energy companies because they are spending all that extra money on 'improving things' and that at least you aren't a poor or a an immigrant because gently caress those guys we need to help massive hyper wealthy companies maintain obscene margins

While labour seem to be only capable of smugly passing on that they think Johnson is untrustworthy as if every fucker on the planet didn't already know that, and hadn't decided it was an endearing character trait.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Was briefly wondering why you needed a directional, steerable TV transmitter for your house.

I have seen some very strange devices on the roof of a few houses so perhaps that's what they are.
Even with the radars iirc they usually fart out a wide transmit and it's the receiver that is swept to listen, being able to sweep much faster than a mechanical one.


There's definitely a lot more classified stuff to it than that, but as Freeview isn't trying to actively hide from and attack you (although that might be on Nadine Dorries' list) you can just have a fairly basic phased array receiver like


Only downside is they do need to be powered, but they're probably the best option if you're too far away from a transmitter for an indoor unit and don't want to tit about on chimneys.

e:
phased array valencia

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/robbiemacniven/status/1523996279046606848?s=21&t=juKFNppA0gcbbR17ZLNcng

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


wine gums? this is revisionist nonsense

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kecske posted:

wine gums? this is revisionist nonsense

We were given Fruit Pastilles instead of communion wafers in the practice masses before First Communion, so I essentially believe Rowntrees products to be consubstantiational

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bloody internecine conflict between the orthodox original variety and the reformed blue and red ones only sect.

Let's not even get into the americans putting green apple in instead of lime, heathens.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

blue and red ones only

I'm pissed off now

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


:chloe:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Again very colourblind so I don't actually know what colour blackcurrant is supposed to be. Looks like a deep night sky blue to me.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

OwlFancier posted:

Again very colourblind so I don't actually know what colour blackcurrant is supposed to be. Looks like a deep night sky blue to me.

If only there were some clue in the name

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

Again very colourblind so I don't actually know what colour blackcurrant is supposed to be. Looks like a deep night sky blue to me.

Deep purple.
Sort of 'dark ribena' shade.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

kecske posted:

wine gums? this is revisionist nonsense

Grapes and bits of cheese. Anything else is heretical nonsense promulgated by the [insert bickering Scottish denomination here].

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Lmfao, a song for Keith

https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1524124618918924292?t=Z-WNCc7BMqDBmTRZzXyRGA&s=19

Not sure I told you, but I really like your teeth
That hairy coat of yours with nothing underneath
Not sure you have a name, so I will call you Keith
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
See where you're going, but I don't know where you've been
Is that saliva or blood drippin' off your chin?
If you don't like the name Keith I'ma call you Jim
Oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
This is what is going to happen.
Starmer will have to quit for some reason related to beergate. And as any fule kno, the tories have no standards and will laugh and BlowJob will just stick it to the man and stay there and in 2 years' time, the electorate will be fed up of partygate and vote for BlowJob's "Piss Off Partygate" or "Get Beergate Done" 3-word slogan because 3 word slogans seem to be all the Tories are good at and the British just lap it up.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/10/boris-johnson-should-not-have-to-copy-any-keir-starmer-resignation-says-minister

quote:


PM should not have to copy any Starmer resignation, says minister
Policing minister Kit Malthouse says Labour leader has to ‘set his own standards’

He told LBC: “Obviously in any situation where, you know, the rules were moving around, there were misunderstandings or mistakes were made, and apologies are made and they are accepted, then people of all walks of life should be able to keep their jobs. But Keir Starmer has to speak for himself and set his own standards.”

...

Johnson’s spokesperson later echoed this view, saying the prime minister did not see the need to follow Starmer’s example over resignation if found to have breached Covid laws. “The prime minister’s position hasn’t changed,” he said. “Obviously, he came to the house and took responsibility and offered a full, unreserved apology for the mistakes made.”

etc

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TBH starmer's whole thing doesn't make much sense.

It's not "principled" to quit after you get caught doing something you concealed doing. That's just a basic expectation, it doesn't make you somehow "honourable" because you still tried to weasel out of it until someone caught you out.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

TBH starmer's whole thing doesn't make much sense.

It's not "principled" to quit after you get caught doing something you concealed doing. That's just a basic expectation, it doesn't make you somehow "honourable" because you still tried to weasel out of it until someone caught you out.

I'm not saying at all that he's honourable. What I am saying he has set himself up on some sort of expectation that IF he has to resign BoJo will have to, but BoJo won't.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

keir starmer is a principled man, by which i mean he shares my principles (i assume, he looks like the kind of nice man with a smart haircut who would), and my principles cannot be bad (guardian readers are the good guys!) and therefore qed its different when keith does it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh sorry yes I was just sort of musing, has been rattling around my brain. The mirror today was running the headline gushing about how "honourable" starmer was.

I wonder though if he has even thought that far, I can't imagine that starmer would actually care about what happens with johnson if he himself is not leader, so the suicide pact approach doesn't seem like it's his goal. Definitely think he's just gambling (possibly with inside knowledge) that he won't be called to follow through and trying to look cool.

But yes you are correct, there is no mechanism whereby this actually hurts the tories, it just makes labour look like fools who admit guilt and have to organize the logistics of getting a new leader in, not that a headless labour could be less effective at criticizing the government.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:07 on May 11, 2022

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

OwlFancier posted:

TBH starmer's whole thing doesn't make much sense.

It's not "principled" to quit after you get caught doing something you concealed doing. That's just a basic expectation, it doesn't make you somehow "honourable" because you still tried to weasel out of it until someone caught you out.

Maybe it's an excuse to walk away from a job he doesn't like and spend the rest of his life pointing out how he did the right thing when nobody else did.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Like the Queen RIP gives a poo poo

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The New Statesman has an actual good article! It's by the guy who just wrote that book about Starmer, gonna quote it in full, so you don't have to look at the rest of the site:

Oliver Eagleton posted:


How Keir Starmer trapped himself

Keir Starmer may soon regret his televised pledge to resign as Labour leader if he is fined for breaching lockdown restrictions. The revelation that his takeaway dinner in April 2021, when indoor socialising was illegal, was pre-planned could either incriminate or exonerate him, depending on which barrister one asks. Whatever the outcome of the Durham police investigation, Starmer’s promise to “do the right thing” provides an important insight into his leadership. It also conveys a broader truth about our political culture, highlighting the potential for a seemingly cautious electoral strategy – based on managerial centrism – to backfire catastrophically.

What might be called “Starmerism” rests on an iron respect for rules, laws and conventions, seen as essential to the functioning of the state. Its figurehead is a career bureaucrat who once ran the Crown Prosecution Service: interpreting legal guidelines to crack down on peaceful protesters and dispensing conveyor-belt justice during the 2011 England riots. By transplanting this punitive skill-set to the Labour Party, Starmer aims to repress the legacy of his predecessor, who channelled the libertine energies of Generation Left. In opposition to that youthful irresponsibility, he projects an image of maturity, competence, moderation: enforcing the reality principle on those who’d rather flout it.

Starmer has also used his law-abiding persona to draw a favourable contrast with the Prime Minister. Boris Johnson’s initial appeal lay in his willingness to suspend the rules of Westminster politics: proroguing parliament, removing the whip from insubordinate MPs and discarding Britain’s legal obligations in order to fulfil the Brexit mandate. On each occasion, his defiance positioned him on the side of the people against the pieties of the establishment. But partygate inverted this logic. By hosting piss-ups at the height of the pandemic, Johnson’s rule-breaking was recast as elitist, while Starmer’s restraint became attractive. Johnson was a bad apple, Starmer a consummate statesman.

Starmer thereby defined himself against Jeremy Corbyn and Johnson, presented as equally disruptive influences – the first because of his ambition to radically transform society, the second because of his personal unfitness for office. Contra to these antagonists, the Labour leader vowed to run the state as a clean and effective bureaucracy. He would uphold its rules, streamline its systems and manage them efficiently, rescuing Britain from crankish ideologues and incontinent hedonists. The approach seemed to have been vindicated by Labour’s impressive polling surge last December. A ten-point lead for the Tories turned into a ten-point lead for the opposition within a matter of weeks, as details of No 10 lockdown parties emerged.

Yet, even then, this strategy suffered from two major drawbacks. First, it was intensely negative. Starmer could assail the Labour left and deride Johnson’s unprofessionalism, but he could not construct a popular programme. His reputation as a bland administrator only allowed him to benefit by default from Tory crises. In the recent local elections, the limits of those gains were plain to see. Labour performed worse outside the capital than in the previous local elections in 2018 and undershot expectations among wavering Red Wall voters. As Andrew Marr reflected in these pages, “there is no great evidence… of popular warmth towards Keir Starmer, nor of a widespread belief that he has an economic answer to the country’s immediate economic and social pain”.

Second, Starmer’s ability to capitalise on political scandals was offset by his susceptibility to them. By acting as a defender of the state, whose rules he would police with righteous pedantry, he was setting himself up to be seen as a hypocrite. It’s not that he would inevitably violate the objective standards he demanded of Johnson; it’s that, in the political sphere, objective standards do not exist. Rules can always be creatively applied and goalposts shifted. Positioning oneself on the side of the law presupposes that the law will be accurately interpreted, by the authorities and the general public. But accuracy in politics is subordinate to power. Beergate has showed that, with enough media pressure, it is possible to reverse a supposedly impartial police decision and convince the majority of the electorate that an offence likely took place.

This strikes at the foundations of Starmerism. For it means that his method – juxtaposing rules to anarchy, the state to its opponents – can never be executed with sufficient caution. No matter what Starmer does, scandals that place him on the wrong side of those antinomies can be uncovered or confected. And without a set of compelling policies, he has no ballast against them.

Starmer’s decision to foreground partygate over the cost-of-living crisis – indicative of his wider emphasis on competence over ideology – has now caused issues for him. A political project that relies on scandals is liable to end up being consumed by one. Even if he is not fined for his late-night curry, the perception of duplicity will linger, and increase his vulnerability to other hostile news stories. Yet this raises the question: would a bolder leader have ignored Johnson’s lockdown fêtes to focus on bread-and-butter issues? No, because scandals crystallise the realities of class conflict. Through the lens of a left programme, they become metonyms for the behaviour of elites; not an exception to the norm, but a potent reflection of it.

For Starmer, episodes such as partygate represent a clash between the dictates of authority and the malefactors who infringe them. For socialists, however, the framing is different. Instances of rule-breaking are not deployed to reinforce establishment codes but to prove that society’s broader rules are broken, and need to be replaced.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
There's a lot one can say about Misis Kwin, and yeah, she doesn't give a poo poo of course, but I feel like having to announce, year after year for hundreds of years, that mai gavernmint will delibiritely maike things warse for narly avaryone, would chafe at anyone's psyche.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

quote:

By transplanting this punitive skill-set to the Labour Party, Starmer aims to repress the legacy of his predecessor, who channelled the libertine energies of Generation Left. In opposition to that youthful irresponsibility, he projects an image of maturity, competence, moderation: enforcing the reality principle on those who’d rather flout it.
Wait who are Generation Left? I thought that was the Foot soldiers and 70s dreamers who quit over Blair and/or Iraq and then came back to the party in droves over Corbyn, with a skepticism of authority but also possibly suspect views re wearing trousers on the bus, as opposed to the rules and order obsessed Wee Stressing and Jessbabs generation who don't even question whether the rules that they're obsessing over are any good, or the younger generation who are mostly tired of everything being on fire.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
My favourite bit of the article is where he points out that Starmer's positioning of himself as the solid defender of rules and order relies on the media being fair and not just making poo poo up about him in order for it to work.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Only Kindness posted:

There's a lot one can say about Misis Kwin, and yeah, she doesn't give a poo poo of course, but I feel like having to announce, year after year for hundreds of years, that mai gavernmint will delibiritely maike things warse for narly avaryone, would chafe at anyone's psyche.

I'm not going to get into a row about whether Brenda cares about her subjects, but she absolutely does care about her kingdom. Even Piers Morgan can recognise that Boris has pretty much guaranteed the breakup of the UK; don't think that the Queen doesn't know it too. And she already despised him.

My mother was talking to me about it the other day. She thinks that Brenda has simply given up. She's very old; she's lost her husband (dislike him as you may, Philip was always her rock); she's watching the Tories steal everything in the country and literally kill more of her subjects than Hitler did with the full backing of a media owned by the kind of people she fought a loving war against; and is now facing the very real prospect that she will be the last monarch of the United Kingdom. And just to rub it in, it's all happening as the Tories try to use celebrating her 70 years of rule as a distraction from them pissing away everything she's ever accomplished through it.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jedit posted:

I'm not going to get into a row about whether Brenda cares about her subjects, but she absolutely does care about her kingdom. Even Piers Morgan can recognise that Boris has pretty much guaranteed the breakup of the UK; don't think that the Queen doesn't know it too. And she already despised him.

My mother was talking to me about it the other day. She thinks that Brenda has simply given up. She's very old; she's lost her husband (dislike him as you may, Philip was always her rock); she's watching the Tories steal everything in the country and literally kill more of her subjects than Hitler did with the full backing of a media owned by the kind of people she fought a loving war against; and is now facing the very real prospect that she will be the last monarch of the United Kingdom. And just to rub it in, it's all happening as the Tories try to use celebrating her 70 years of rule as a distraction from them pissing away everything she's ever accomplished through it.

:sickos:

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

As appealing as the thought of the Queen being miserable with the Tories is, it's probably a mistake to impose any kind of positive political thought on her.

She's not doing anything in public because she's off her legs and is too proud to be seen in a wheelchair, and if anything in politics is upsetting her it's probably the Cancel Culture her favourite son is receiving for mysterious reasons...

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Kegluneq posted:

As appealing as the thought of the Queen being miserable with the Tories is, it's probably a mistake to impose any kind of positive political thought on her.

She's not doing anything in public because she's off her legs and is too proud to be seen in a wheelchair, and if anything in politics is upsetting her it's probably the Cancel Culture her favourite son is receiving for mysterious reasons...

Look as the fuss people make of Putin gripping a table. Her Maj being a bit wobbly would be front page news everyday, nobody needs that. Except Putin obvs.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/KevinASchofield/status/1524279058418253825?t=av2heiheAR1_umssiKwTBQ&s=19

Betteridge's Law has never applied more

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

#cocaine is trending on twitter for some reason....

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Pistol_Pete posted:

My favourite bit of the article is where he points out that Starmer's positioning of himself as the solid defender of rules and order relies on the media being fair and not just making poo poo up about him in order for it to work.

Well you see it's all the other, bad medias that do that. I write for the good guys

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

fuctifino posted:

#cocaine is trending on twitter for some reason....
#legalizeit

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

Guavanaut posted:

#legalizeit

Government whips jobs are already hard enough.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/bloytwit/status/1524305789208387584

e: oops, meant to post that somewhere completely different. I blame the lack of breakfast cocaine. Sorry.

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

Guavanaut posted:

#legalizeit

Only if it's Fairtrade.

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sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/BrandyBeansH/status/1523851115908980738?s=20&t=vrGw2_DK5VbriWE0JXt9ug

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