Balldo: Apply directly to the balls.

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

i have become balldo, destroyer of balls

# ? Mar 9, 2022 03:16

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# ? May 27, 2024 08:50

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

# ? Mar 9, 2022 03:23

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Mozi posted:

i have become balldo, destroyer of balls

The Balldo...it HUNGERS!

# ? Mar 9, 2022 04:20

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

The balldo is easily the most disappointing thing I have witnessed in the past decade.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 19:48

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Ror posted:

The balldo is easily the most disappointing thing I have witnessed in the past decade.

Lol turn off your monitor for a neat surprise

# ? Mar 9, 2022 21:12

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Ror posted:

The balldo is easily the most disappointing thing I have witnessed in the past decade.

If Doobie was a Balldo salesman, that could top it.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 21:47

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Ror posted:

The balldo is easily the most disappointing thing I have witnessed in the past decade.

It isn�t motorized.. :thunkher:

# ? Mar 9, 2022 22:41

The Alchemist: Dec 12, 2010

balldon't.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 00:22

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

A...giant killing Balldo?

# ? Mar 10, 2022 12:53

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Escape From Noise posted:

A...giant killing Balldo?

Still less painful than the actual balldo

# ? Mar 10, 2022 14:39

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it left my balls feeling very 'fore'

# ? Mar 10, 2022 15:24

Jolo: Jun 4, 2007; ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

I used the Balldo on my balls and got a hole in one.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 15:32

The Alchemist: Dec 12, 2010

Ror posted:

The balldo is easily the most disappointing thing I have witnessed in the past decade.

much balldo about nothing

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:26

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Jolo posted:

I used the Balldo on my balls and got a hole in one.

# ? Mar 10, 2022 21:37

Blotto_Otter: Aug 16, 2013

ask not for whom the balldo tolls, it tolls for thee

# ? Mar 10, 2022 22:53

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

But what happened to the Balldo early adopters ITT? A few bare bones ( :pervert:

) "trip reports" then...radio silence. Either they were trapped in an endless cycle of ballgasms until they died of dehydration, or Jerry (if we are to believe that is his real name) had them... disappeared??? :tinfoil:

# ? Mar 11, 2022 21:46

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

But what happened to the Balldo early adopters ITT? A few bare bones () "trip reports" then...radio silence. Either they were trapped in an endless cycle of ballgasms until they died of dehydration, or Jerry (if we are to believe that is his real name) had them... disappeared???

They Bailedo

# ? Mar 11, 2022 22:00

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

But good they didn't Bleedo

# ? Mar 11, 2022 22:03

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Then they would be Buriedo

# ? Mar 11, 2022 22:05

Pug Rodeo: Feb 20, 2007; BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH

Escape From Noise posted:

But what happened to the Balldo early adopters ITT? A few bare bones () "trip reports" then...radio silence. Either they were trapped in an endless cycle of ballgasms until they died of dehydration, or Jerry (if we are to believe that is his real name) had them... disappeared???

It�s hard to leave a review when you�re balls deep in pure ecstasy.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 04:39

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Escape From Noise posted:

But what happened to the Balldo early adopters ITT? A few bare bones () "trip reports" then...radio silence. Either they were trapped in an endless cycle of ballgasms until they died of dehydration, or Jerry (if we are to believe that is his real name) had them... disappeared???

Dead from scrotal bleeding, every one.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 16:13

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

Dead from scrotal bleeding, every one.

Or, did their balls explode?

# ? Mar 12, 2022 16:17

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

Dead from scrotal bleeding, every one.

When will they ever learn.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 16:31

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

I'm pretty sure Balldo was a CIA PSYOP.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 18:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Escape From Noise posted:

I'm pretty sure Balldo was a ~~CIA~~ Russian FSB PSYOP.

FTFY

# ? Mar 12, 2022 20:15

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

My balls have been completely obliterated by Balldo. :balldo:

# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:21

Jolo: Jun 4, 2007; ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

If you Balldo'd, you balldn't have.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:39

NC Wyeth Death Cult: Dec 30, 2005; He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.

What happens to a ballgasm deferred?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore�
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over�
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:32

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

they need to come up with a balldo for my fupa

# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:04

RavenousScoot: Mar 22, 2013

this just in balldos recalled after they were found to be causing balldoids

# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:09

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

NC Wyeth Death Cult posted:

What happens to a ballgasm deferred?

Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

It dissipates
into the atmosphere
since -
the entire concept of
"ballgasm"
is -
nothing but
marketing hot air.

# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:29

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I don�t think jerry would do that to us. Just go on the internet and tell lies, for what, some money?

# ? Mar 13, 2022 05:01

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Not necessarily.Maybe Jerry has ballgasms himself because that's his fetish, which is partly why he developed and manufactured the Balldo.

# ? Mar 13, 2022 09:37

Spermanent Record: Mar 28, 2007; I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

They call it Balldo because it makes your balls do things they shouldn't and weren't designed for.

# ? Mar 13, 2022 13:28