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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The rise of the crypto cop

Further adventures of the IRS agent who was involved in taking down that child porn site.

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Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

ekuNNN posted:

To the Moon!


edit


I warned you bro

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Even if cryptocurrency finally dies for good, the diehards will spend the rest of their lives convinced that it was a conspiracy by Big Fiat or SOROS or whatever the hell, to suppress the True Currency of the People.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

ultrafilter posted:

The rise of the crypto cop

Further adventures of the IRS agent who was involved in taking down that child porn site.

I just read the longer article about it in Wired. It was interesting and also extremely depressing.

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


alnilam posted:

Even if cryptocurrency finally dies for good, the diehards will spend the rest of their lives convinced that it was a conspiracy by Big Fiat or SOROS or whatever the hell, to suppress the True Currency of the People.

Yeah, I was just reading this Hamilton Nolan piece from a few months ago that points out that these people all at once losing their grasp on what they consider an escape from the American Reality is going to go very poorly.

frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?

alnilam posted:

Even if cryptocurrency finally dies for good, the diehards will spend the rest of their lives convinced that it was a conspiracy by Big Fiat or SOROS or whatever the hell, to suppress the True Currency of the People.

Just as with other types of fundamentalist throughout the ages, no point in reasoning or explaining anything to these clowns, they are nearly almost universally a lost cause.

The world is an insanely complicated place - you're not supposed to know everything, all the time - but they will gravitate to some of the most insane poo poo ever conceived rather than admit they've been had or don't have all the answers in any number of areas. In this case, it's tech bro-worshipping, Gordon Gecko wannabes that got balls deep into scamland and now the party's starting to not look so good, so they'll find some batshit excuse rather than think or say that they, with their total financial irresponsibility, are responsible in any way.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://hyperallergic.com/731767/madonnas-nft-beeple-collab/

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Squiggle posted:

Yeah, I was just reading this Hamilton Nolan piece from a few months ago that points out that these people all at once losing their grasp on what they consider an escape from the American Reality is going to go very poorly.

This is a very good article, thanks for surfacing it again. “Investing” is how you’re supposed to get ahead in America, and that’s only accelerated in our lifetimes, as America’s strategy has been to provide the unchallenged resource allocation model for the world. Actual material production is secondary. The house you live in, if your name is on the title, isn’t just a roof over your head, it’s also an “investment.”But even if you come back to reality, what “investments” are on offer? More and more of the high growth tech companies are coming to market with dual- or multi-class shares where you don’t even have the fig leaf of voting rights or meaningful participation. I believe the number I saw was in the neighborhood of 30% of IPOs on the NASDAQ last year. It’s just another case of “number go up.”

The best way for most people to invest, which somewhat insulates them from the gambling inherent to the crypto crap, but also from influencing corporate decision making, is through broad stock market ETFs. You’re starting to see Musk and his buddies rant about this, but they’re authoritarians in their own right, and many of them have bankrolled the companies issuing multi-class shares while using stuff like crypto and trading apps to talk economic inclusion out of the other side of their mouth. The abstractions underpinning our economy are buckling, and Yet Another Crypto Crash is just one milestone in a scenario that’s going to take years to play out, but I struggle to see how we can avoid a broader backlash.

If we’re lucky, what will come of this is Vice, BuzzFeed, or whatever equivalent outfit exists in 20 years running a series of hilarious articles with headlines like “These True Believers Are Still Mining Bitcoin, We Asked Them Why.” But it feels like that outcome needs a lot of luck indeed.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



lord help me but I'll never not laugh at "a chav nicked me apes".

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Is this slurp juice?

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Is any of this real? (I'm including Madonna in that question)

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


https://mobile.twitter.com/MetaWolf_Club/status/1524434215726628865

drk
Jan 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/paoloardoino/status/1524411836120158210

:iceburn:

(for context, that is the CTO of bitfinex/tether)

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

third times the charm

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1524443341613678592

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



ultrafilter posted:

The rise of the crypto cop

Further adventures of the IRS agent who was involved in taking down that child porn site.

I liked how the government needs a place to stash seized crypto but they can't find anyone who isn't involved in obvious criming.

Ohthehugemanatee
Oct 18, 2005
I did not expect that this thread would lead to me watching centipedes crawl out of Madonna's vagina.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016


Justify My Rug

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

repiv posted:

third times the charm
...

quote:

using the pseudonym Rick Sanchez

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
I guess the $65 million beeple got for his previous NFT simply wasnt enough

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Ohthehugemanatee posted:

I did not expect that this thread would lead to me watching centipedes crawl out of Madonna's vagina.

Well, it was more likely than you might think.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
It makes me very happy when crypto does bad. Happy in my heart.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Ohthehugemanatee posted:

I did not expect that this thread would lead to me watching centipedes crawl out of Madonna's vagina.

:bitcoin:

Dr. Video Games 0031
Jul 17, 2004


https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1524445135555203074

I thought it was odd that this article dropped at this specific moment in time, and it seems like CoinDesk knew about this for some time and withheld going to press with this information until now. Very curious, that.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Very fun watching the BTC graph trying to keep its head above the symbolic 30K number. Pretty big wall of people fighting there but also there's a huge SELL IT ALL wall at $25K

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Durzel posted:



Crypto might actually be dying after all.

Some of those numbers.. :stare:

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lol
https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1524377864954691586

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Strong Sauce posted:

Very fun watching the BTC graph trying to keep its head above the symbolic 30K number. Pretty big wall of people fighting there but also there's a huge SELL IT ALL wall at $25K

:unsmigghh:

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

A lot of people are losing a lot of money they cannot afford to lose because they got tricked which is bad, but my beliefs that crypto is stupid are being vindicated which is good.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Guze posted:

A lot of people are losing a lot of money they cannot afford to lose because they got tricked which is bad, but my beliefs that crypto is stupid are being vindicated which is good.

To be fair, we did try to warn them. But if the crash is big enough I wouldn't be surprised to see some kind of government action taken.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Guze posted:

A lot of people are losing a lot of money they cannot afford to lose because they got tricked which is bad, but my beliefs that crypto is stupid are being vindicated which is good.

pretty much.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

She makes a great point.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

It's sad that regular stupid people are losing money they can't afford to lose, but the sooner the crypto crash happens the fewer people will be impacted. Fidelity is trying to get this poo poo into 401ks and there have already been a few pension funds buying crypto, I hope we aren't in "too big to fail" US bailing out bitcoin territory yet, but we're not that far off if it doesn't crash soon

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Durzel posted:

Is any of this real? (I'm including Madonna in that question)

click here to watch the vids IF YOU DARE

extremely :nws: and :nms: https://motherofcreation.xyz/


Ohthehugemanatee posted:

I did not expect that this thread would lead to me watching centipedes crawl out of Madonna's vagina.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Edit: ^^ Please tell me there is one of her releasing a swarm of bees from there.

I can't believe so many very respectable, clearly understood, and not at all suspicious stable coins are not in fact stable.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lol I just noticed on the coindesk site that they have an option to show the graph in linear or logarithmic scale.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



wilderthanmild posted:

Edit: ^^ Please tell me there is one of her releasing a swarm of bees from there.

I can't believe so many very respectable, clearly understood, and not at all suspicious stable coins are not in fact stable.

she appears to be farting a swarm of butterflies in the second vid if that's your jam?

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

In bird person language, wubalubadubdub means "This is a scam. I am going to steal your money."

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Strong Sauce posted:

Very fun watching the BTC graph trying to keep its head above the symbolic 30K number. Pretty big wall of people fighting there but also there's a huge SELL IT ALL wall at $25K

If bitcoin hits $25k in the next two days, I am going have a little "crypto is dead" celebration. Maybe some kind of crypto cake.

I think they'll burn up the money printer before allowing that to happen, so I think it's sadly unlikely, but it's possible enough that I am enjoying the hell out of this.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





"there's a full grown tree coming out of her vagina" - a thought i never knew existed

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Strong Sauce posted:

General Bullshit > Bitcoin: "there's a full grown tree coming out of her vagina"

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