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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I've had ranch sauce at other places before, usually with buffalo chicken and hot sauce, and I also like chicken bacon ranch as a combo... I underestimated just how bad Papa John's take on it could be. Nasty

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I underestimated just how bad Papa John's take

You underestimated THIS guy?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wrung straight from the shiny locks of the Papa himself

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
There's a place in des moines, ia called fongs pizza. They do a crab rangoon pizza and it was very good. No pics but here's the menu. https://fongspizza.com/downtown-food/


Here's someone else's pic

Edgar Allan Pwned fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 10, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

By popular demand posted:

I propose that the worst pizza is a dead garden slug, no toppings.

No toppings is just slug bread sorry

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Soul Dentist posted:

No toppings is just slug bread sorry

how about a dead garden slug with an angry live wasp topping it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Needs a sauce man you know this

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
slugs come pre-covered in sauce :confused:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I prefer a delicious garden calzone

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Is banana sauce made from banana slugs? This question is for Scandinavians only

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Fun fact, modern banana slugs don't taste like the Gros Michel banana slugs that our grandparents knew,

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:




And this one had a message about vaccines so I think it's a syringe. There's a video



lmao at all of this

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Originally the box clearly said PIZZA PLANET in English but Google Lens got a little overzealous in translating the Korean



AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 03:41 on May 11, 2022

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I wanna go to heaven in one bite

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Please stop AARD, I'll behave.
:catstare:

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
I'm so glad that #mansour pizza is in Korea instead of anywhere near me.

There's a line between genius, and it's too far away to see anymore.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




2/10 is right

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Unloading my mansour all over that pie

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:mods:

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Originally the box clearly said PIZZA PLANET in English but Google Lens got a little overzealous in translating the Korean


They may genuinely not know the answer to that question.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
"Corn Cheese Bomb Pizza"



I hadn't noticed before because I was doing it a while later but Google Lens dims the image on translate so :rip: that

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


I would like to retract any statements I’ve ever made to the effect of “there’s no such thing as too much cheese.”

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

cant tell if the top right is barbecue sauce or chocolate sauce

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

SuddenCactus posted:

cant tell if the top right is barbecue sauce or chocolate sauce

If it's gravy, 100% would.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/cb0vO2x.mp4

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Lol wtf

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dfqTSQePQ&t=22s

Futanari Damacy fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 12, 2022

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Weird cooking technique but the end result looks pretty edible. I'd try it.

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

Out of everything in this thread, this is what I'm going to need someone to explain. What is actually happening here.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

pointlessone posted:

Out of everything in this thread, this is what I'm going to need someone to explain. What is actually happening here.

The Korean text used this emoji combo that I think explains it very well: 💣 🍕

pointlessone
Aug 6, 2001

The Triad Frog is pleased with this custom title purchase.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

The Korean text used this emoji combo that I think explains it very well: 💣 🍕

Huh. Weirdly, that does explain it really well. Bravo, emojis.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Is this a Mestre egg

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Pizzorb

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




ultrafilter posted:

Weird cooking technique but the end result looks pretty edible. I'd try it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Should have opened it with a screwdriver

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

That scream scares the poo poo out of me and it actually probably is the best monster scream in the universe.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lol but also hell yeah, that is the greatest one.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1524544990931668993

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
proposal:

Lowcountry/Cajun boil / frogmore stew pizza

shrimp, sausage, potatoes, corn

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



How about frog legs, pork and python meat
Also "swamp cabbage"

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


It looks like it's on fire

The three levels of pizza hell

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