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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I can't think of a QB who encapsulates the Bears more than this man.

https://twitter.com/adamjahns/status/1524470229845233664

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Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.
In fairness, nothing says ALL IN on Justin Fields like signing Nathan Peterman.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Seriously who cares lol

Remember Bort posting last year?

This is that.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
I'm more curious about who the hell has interest in loving Nathan Peterman...

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I'm more curious about who the hell has interest in loving Nathan Peterman...

A team that is going to have to play 4-5 QBs this year.

I just find Peterman funny because he keeps getting jobs yet really sucks.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I'm more curious about who the hell has interest in loving Nathan Peterman...

Maybe he's good to have in a QB room or some poo poo.

Who cares its a camp body lol

Maybe he's there to boost the confidence of the defense who he's throwing against.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
My man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpJCrpHHRUE

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I'm more curious about who the hell has interest in loving Nathan Peterman...

Probably attractive ladies

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1524509906363056129

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


that rules

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Aqib Talib - Fortune Teller.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




The key to success is listening to the right people.

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



Sataere posted:

The key to success is listening to the right people.

The Lions should totally hire that former player turned TV analyst to be their GM, sounds like a can't fail plan for success!

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Dexo posted:

Maybe he's good to have in a QB room or some poo poo.

Who cares its a camp body lol

Maybe he's there to boost the confidence of the defense who he's throwing against.

If he makes Justin Fields feel better about himself in between coaching sessions, he's worth the camp add. He's not being brought in as a development guy, he's a professional clipboard holder.

He's still gonna end up starting a game if he makes the team, the Bears are performance art

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Forrest on Fire posted:

If he makes Justin Fields feel better about himself in between coaching sessions, he's worth the camp add. He's not being brought in as a development guy, he's a professional clipboard holder.

He's still gonna end up starting a game if he makes the team, the Bears are performance art

Him starting a game this year is only bad because it means Justin Fields is hurt. Him actually starting only means a better draft pick.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
He won't even make the team.

The Bears have Northwestern Legend Trevor Siemian as their backup.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Dexo posted:

He won't even make the team.

The Bears have Northwestern Legend Trevor Siemian as their backup.

Justin doesn't need to be taking tips from some scab backup. gently caress Trevor Siemian.

Nathan Peterman fills the Mitch niche of Nice Guy without the problem of playing him. I bet he's trying to get a gig into coaching a la Ken Dorsey and the other lifetime backup QBs.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Niwrad posted:

I can't think of a QB who encapsulates the Bears more than this man.

https://twitter.com/adamjahns/status/1524470229845233664

This is Nathan Peterman, chicago police!

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

Niwrad posted:

A team that is going to have to play 4-5 QBs this year.

I just find Peterman funny because he keeps getting jobs yet really sucks.

Mike Glennon has also made a killing in this league while being absolute garbage!

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Forrest on Fire posted:

Justin doesn't need to be taking tips from some scab backup. gently caress Trevor Siemian.

What makes Siemian a scab?

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Cognac McCarthy posted:

What makes Siemian a scab?

he sucks yo

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Forrest on Fire posted:

gently caress Trevor Siemian.

Mods???

Enemies of Northwestern Athletics aren't welcome here

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

lol that's dumb as hell. And also he sucks at football!

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019
What a fuckin racket. Was lookin at tickets for a bears away game and the all sold to bots first.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
What if it’s not bots, but actual robotic Bears fans?

The Android/Cyborg Bears Fan contingent might’ve spent a fortune to attend each away game.

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Gonz posted:

What if it’s not bots, but actual robotic Bears fans?

The Android/Cyborg Bears Fan contingent might’ve spent a fortune to attend each away game.

You, sir,...just...kill me. gently caress. Whenever i post about annoying poo poo, there you are, Major Payning that poo poo away by breaking my digital digits. Thanks pal.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1524902377853276165

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

I guess you already know a little bit about... Urban survival.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Lmao, that Urban survival line was great

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Gonz posted:

What if it’s not bots, but actual robotic Bears fans?

The Android/Cyborg Bears Fan contingent might’ve spent a fortune to attend each away game.

I posit that it is impossible for an AI to be both self-aware and a Bears fan.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I posit that it is impossible for an AI to be both self-aware and a Bears fan.

Using a series of complex algorithms to explain the exact ratio of condiments to apply to a hot dog.


set ketchup = null;

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I posit that it is impossible for an AI to be both self-aware and a Bears fan.

Do androids have nightmares of Bears football?

Yes. Yes, they do.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

I guess the Bears really will be terrible this year?

I don't know why I'm skeptical.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
No.

https://twitter.com/PFF_Fantasy/status/1525147607764549633

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

They're right. Why is Cousins still getting any respect?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Kirk is the Rodney Dangerfield of QBs. Gets no respect. He also plays exactly how you'd expect Rodney to play.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Coaches told him he was terrible at QB, he asked for a second opinion. They old him okay, you're ugly, too.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

SirPablo posted:

Kirk is the Rodney Dangerfield of QBs. Gets no respect. He also plays exactly how you'd expect Rodney to play.

Hey everyone, let's get sacked and go drinking!

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

kdrudy posted:

Coaches told him he was terrible at QB, he asked for a second opinion. They old him okay, you're ugly, too.

Yessssssss

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



kdrudy posted:

Coaches told him he was terrible at QB, he asked for a second opinion. They old him okay, you're ugly, too.

Hhhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyy

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