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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

watching an abc news interview about a tiktoker called therapy gecko who is neither a therapist nor a gecko

struggling to find a comment to make about that which isnt already implied by the sheer absurd nature of that sentence

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Bro Dad posted:

its the only good trek series since deep space nine

watch strange new worlds. episode one was great, if it maintains a largely episodic format it’ll rule start to finish

Masculine Thrust
Apr 23, 2022
Growing up with two moms sounds so lame. My dad let me rent Duke Nukem and Starship Troopers

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Arivia posted:

she’s been doing more movies and stuff, just slowly. just shot something to come out in 2023 recently. i wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t do much more mainstream Hollywood stuff but there’s plenty of roles in British media and she’s sounded very happy and in her element there.

Oh nice, good for her.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
The casting of the SW sequels was, by orders of magnitude, its strongest element.

They obviously put way, WAY more effort into the roles than the directors, writers, or producers of the movies ever did, and the fact that JJ abrams is still getting work but John Boyega isn't proves that Hollywood is fundamentally irredeemable


Edit - I actually checked Boyega's wiki page after writing this and it looks like he's in a few movies this year so I guess I shouldn't open my big mouth.

gently caress JJ abrams though. That hack has failed upwards his entire career and he can eat my rear end

damn horror queefs has issued a correction as of 03:19 on May 13, 2022

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

starkebn posted:

He was in Severance, and not a loon at all

hmm, haven't seen that show yet is it worth stealing

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

drat horror queefs posted:

The casting of the SW sequels was, by orders of magnitude, its strongest element.

They obviously put way, WAY more effort into the roles than the directors, writers, or producers of the movies ever did, and the fact that JJ abrams is still getting work but John Boyega isn't proves that Hollywood is fundamentally irredeemable


Edit - I actually checked Boyega's wiki page after writing this and it looks like he's in a few movies this year so I guess I shouldn't open my big mouth.

gently caress JJ abrams though. That hack has failed upwards his entire career and he can eat my rear end

you can really feel how much they hated it by the end https://twitter.com/JewishHawkeye/status/1207939587768750081?s=21

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Bugs dressed up in women's clothing and smooched fellas the first chance he got.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


didn't john boyega call out disney multiple times for sidelining his character and not letting him kiss poe

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Bro Dad posted:

didn't john boyega call out disney multiple times for sidelining his character and not letting him kiss poe

They made two new girlfriends for them in the last movie to smooch lol

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

when did finn join the dsa

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Filthy Hans posted:

hmm, haven't seen that show yet is it worth stealing

I liked it, but it ends in a big cliffhanger so you might want to wait until more comes out.

McCloud
Oct 27, 2005

Bro Dad posted:

didn't john boyega call out disney multiple times for sidelining his character and not letting him kiss poe

He did, he also explicitly defended JJ Abrams and was uh, conspicuously silent about Rian Johnson, so there's good money that whatever plan JJ had for his character got scuttled by disney suits. TLJ was particularly dire for how it sidelined Finn

Masculine Thrust
Apr 23, 2022
It's amazing how bad they messed up Star wars. You can take the most basic, boilerplate cliche story, add amazing SFX and good casting, and have a hit. Star wars is just cool stuff the filmmakers like and inspired them to make movies, with fun characters and clear stakes.

Abrams couldn't do that cuz his dumb mystery box stuff, you need to plan the trilogy out beat by beat ahead of time. Johnson couldn't do that cuz he's a hipster who needs to make a statement instead of Tarzan in space. Idiots and philistines.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Still boggles my mind that they not only didn't plot out their trilogy ahead of time, they gave the director complete editorial control over each movie and then switched guys in the middle of it and the new guy took it in the complete opposite direction and no one stopped him and then they switched back to the first guy again for the last movie and he just decided to pretend the second movie never happened and no one stopped him either

Insane decision-making top to bottom

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

They threw out the expanded universe for this poo poo

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
My mom is a horror and gore nut. She let me watch Hellraiser at I dunno, eight or nine? Recorded Tales from the Crypt for me when I was really young. Gave me nightmares but she figured that's why she watched it so :shrug:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Masculine Thrust posted:

It's amazing how bad they messed up Star wars. You can take the most basic, boilerplate cliche story, add amazing SFX and good casting, and have a hit. Star wars is just cool stuff the filmmakers like and inspired them to make movies, with fun characters and clear stakes.

Abrams couldn't do that cuz his dumb mystery box stuff, you need to plan the trilogy out beat by beat ahead of time. Johnson couldn't do that cuz he's a hipster who needs to make a statement instead of Tarzan in space. Idiots and philistines.

I like Rian Johnson but he was the wrong choice to direct a Starwars and he made terrible decisions at the helm

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

loquacius posted:

Still boggles my mind that they not only didn't plot out their trilogy ahead of time, they gave the director complete editorial control over each movie and then switched guys in the middle of it and the new guy took it in the complete opposite direction and no one stopped him and then they switched back to the first guy again for the last movie and he just decided to pretend the second movie never happened and no one stopped him either

Insane decision-making top to bottom

they didn't "switch guys," having different directors who didn't collaborate at all was their plan from the beginning lol

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Shitstorm Trooper posted:

My mom is a horror and gore nut. She let me watch Hellraiser at I dunno, eight or nine? Recorded Tales from the Crypt for me when I was really young. Gave me nightmares but she figured that's why she watched it so :shrug:

lol that i only just realized tales from the crypt is supposed to be adults only because the cryptkeeper being a puppet with ridiculous pop culture presence implied to me that the show had a relatively broad target audience

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Some Guy TT posted:

lol that i only just realized tales from the crypt is supposed to be adults only because the cryptkeeper being a puppet with ridiculous pop culture presence implied to me that the show had a relatively broad target audience

It was one of the most popular shows at my middle school :shrug: . I saw robocop at like 8 and that was pretty scarring, but at the time my dad's general rule was that any level of violence was OK as long as there wasn't too much sex. Both Robocop and Rambo had action figures and cartoons and poo poo.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
yeah my parents’ rationale for Robocop was “well he has the action figures already how bad can the movie be” and for Total Recall it was “well whatever he’s already seen Robocop”

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
I rewatched Terminator 2: Judgement Day recently and while I don’t think it was intentional, the movie is Socialist.

Allow me to put on my cinema discusso hat here for a moment. The film is about the T-800 and the Connor family achieving class consciousness. The climax of the film is them realizing that whether they’re made of bone or metal with glowy red eyes, we’re all proletariat skeletons underneath. It is in fact the forces of Capital, both human Cyberdyne and machine Skynet, and the MIC system they create that are the real enemy, that turns humans and Terminators alike against each other against their own mutual interest. Arnold’s famous line “I know now why you cry” is his statement of solidarity with his fellow workers against the cold cruelty of the capitalist system that controls both the past and future. Terminators are Humans, Humans are Terminators.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Substandard posted:

It was one of the most popular shows at my middle school :shrug: . I saw robocop at like 8 and that was pretty scarring, but at the time my dad's general rule was that any level of violence was OK as long as there wasn't too much sex. Both Robocop and Rambo had action figures and cartoons and poo poo.

lol America rules

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

To be fair I'm sure sex positive countries get weird about movies in their own way

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
my parents took me to see the 3d Terminator 2 thing at Universal Studios when I was a small kid and seeing the T-1000's metal head coming out of the screen scared the poo poo out of me

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
The cut of The Last Jedi that's just the scenes featuring Rey, Ben, or Luke is my favorite Star War movie post-OT. Too bad about the rest of that movie.

loquacius posted:

Still boggles my mind that they not only didn't plot out their trilogy ahead of time, they gave the director complete editorial control over each movie and then switched guys in the middle of it and the new guy took it in the complete opposite direction and no one stopped him and then they switched back to the first guy again for the last movie and he just decided to pretend the second movie never happened and no one stopped him either

Insane decision-making top to bottom

For as much as I'll go to the mat for certain parts of TLJ, yeah they should have just let Abrams do the whole thing. For all his faults it would have at least been a complete narrative.

If you told me in 2012 or whenever Disney bought the Star Wars license, that my favorite thing to come out of it would be a TV show directed by the guy who did Elf, starring a palette-swapped Boba Fett, I wouldn't have believed you.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

woke parents are coddling and infantilizing children far more than the fundies ever did mostly because both of these groups of people are completely incompetent at their stated goals

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
MY niece just turned 11 and won't watch PG-13 poo poo. I don't know what's wrong with kids today. I half feel like I need to show her some real hosed up horror poo poo just so she doesn't grow up warped.

Substandard has issued a correction as of 04:41 on May 13, 2022

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Substandard posted:

MY niece just turned 11 and won't watch PG-13 poo poo. I don't know what's wrong with kid's today. I half feel like I need to show her some real hosed up horror poo poo just so she doesn't grow up warped.

:chloe:

Aglet56
Sep 1, 2011
you also get the opposite scenario, where children's media has heart-stoppingly terrifying sequences like the end of the brave little toaster

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Bro Dad posted:

didn't john boyega call out disney multiple times for sidelining his character and not letting him kiss poe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn2i0wfM2h0

he was at some George Floyd protests in 2020 and looking at his dress and gloves I think he was down for black bloc stuff. he's a real one.


Jenny Nicholson says this is a short term spike from added fees, especially around the Star Wars hotel

i know literally no other sources for theme park news

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Casey Finnigan posted:

my parents took me to see the 3d Terminator 2 thing at Universal Studios when I was a small kid and seeing the T-1000's metal head coming out of the screen scared the poo poo out of me

that show was excellently done

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Substandard posted:

MY niece just turned 11 and won't watch PG-13 poo poo. I don't know what's wrong with kids today. I half feel like I need to show her some real hosed up horror poo poo just so she doesn't grow up warped.

the wont watch is what bugs me i remember the kid experience being like trying to figure out what adults do and learning how to be independent by figuring out how to do those things myself without permission because i was like curious about stuff especially the racy kind

but kids these days act like theyre satisfied with the most banal toothless garbage like i got a nine year old nephew who says octonauts is his favorite show probably the only time i wished he had started talking about youtube instead

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Aglet56 posted:

you also get the opposite scenario, where children's media has heart-stoppingly terrifying sequences like the end of the brave little toaster

people with more relevant knowledge of knowledge of contemporary childrens cartoons feel free to correct me but im honestly not sure anyone even makes stuff like that anymore in work that has children as the target audience

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Some Guy TT posted:

but kids these days act like theyre satisfied with the most banal toothless garbage like i got a nine year old nephew who says octonauts is his favorite show probably the only time i wished he had started talking about youtube instead

embarrassing

pretty sure i would have said doug lol

edit oh wow doug, ren & stimpy and rugrats all turned thirty last year

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Some Guy TT posted:

the wont watch is what bugs me i remember the kid experience being like trying to figure out what adults do and learning how to be independent by figuring out how to do those things myself without permission because i was like curious about stuff especially the racy kind

but kids these days act like theyre satisfied with the most banal toothless garbage like i got a nine year old nephew who says octonauts is his favorite show probably the only time i wished he had started talking about youtube instead

I'm legitimately concerned that the first time she sees anything with sex in it is going to be the first time someone is trying to have sex with her. Honestly I watched a bunch of horrible poo poo I was probably too young for, but also watching adult stuff from an early age gave me a view into the world of adults and I learned a lot.

I don't know, I'm 43 so there are probably plenty of younger people on the forums who grew up watching dedicated childrens / tweens / teen programming and seemingly turned out OK.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Filthy Hans posted:

that show was excellently done

except for the concept of the T one meelleeon, sure. Surprised it kept going for as long as it did, wonder how many stunt bikers it kept employed across the years

e: wtf its still going in universal japan

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Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
Also, I have no kids and work at a library where people constantly ask me if things are OK for their kids and all I can ever do is direct them to like Common Sense Media because I grew up in a world with no rules.

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