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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
A 9 in Rohan is a 5 in Rivendell.

edit: since this is the top of the page, have the best LoTR meme:

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fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Tough call between between the buff sword mistress who's painfully thirsty and the emo chick who just sits in her canopy bed listening to Enya and being mopey.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

The Anime Liker posted:

Tough call between between the buff sword mistress who's painfully thirsty and the emo chick who just sits in her canopy bed listening to Enya and being mopey.

first of all, gimli used an axe

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Everyone knows it's true but no one wants to say it: samwise gamgee would be the best gently caress in the trilogy, followed closely by Galadriel.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The Anime Liker posted:

Tough call between between the buff sword mistress who's painfully thirsty and the emo chick who just sits in her canopy bed listening to Enya and being mopey.

I want you to know that you aren’t alone and no one should shame you for thinking like this.

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

The Anime Liker posted:

Tough call between between the buff sword mistress who's painfully thirsty and the emo chick who just sits in her canopy bed listening to Enya and being mopey.

Aragorn knew that she'd be long dead before he was halfway through his lifespan, so he was saving himself the heartbreak.

And dumping it on the emo girl, who died shortly after him, instead of living forever.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Pippin scores off the charts with himbo energy.

Like it's no contest for who would dick you down better.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

bike tory posted:

Everyone knows it's true but no one wants to say it: samwise gamgee would be the best gently caress in the trilogy, followed closely by Galadriel.

Not for nothing is Galadriel's husband named Teleporno

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

fullerene posted:

Aragorn knew that she'd be long dead before he was halfway through his lifespan, so he was saving himself the heartbreak.

And dumping it on the emo girl, who died shortly after him, instead of living forever.

Yes yes it's all very romantic.

But Eowyn would have absolutely drained his balls so hard it cut his lifespan in half.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

The Anime Liker posted:

Pippin scores off the charts with himbo energy.

Like it's no contest for who would dick you down better.

this is treebeard erasure

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Merry would go to town on pussy like it was second breakfast, elevensies, and luncheon.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Turning into Lord of the Cockrings up in here.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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ChubbyChecker posted:

this is treebeard erasure

If we include Ents then the question is moot, get that slow tedious dickin' every day, several days in a row

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


Something something Gandufssy

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Brawnfire posted:

If we include Ents then the question is moot, get that slow tedious dickin' every day, several days in a row

Its just too bad about all that spunk flying everywhere in the air.

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

The Anime Liker posted:

Yes yes it's all very romantic.

But Eowyn would have absolutely drained his balls so hard it cut his lifespan in half.

:hmmyes:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Brawnfire posted:

If we include Ents then the question is moot, get that slow tedious dickin' every day, several days in a row

lol

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Zil posted:

Its just too bad about all that spunk flying everywhere in the air.

The entwives were chopped down by one orc with terrible allergies

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Placing a hex on this discussion by coining the terms Ahegaorn and UwU k-hai

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Merry aint knocking his bucket down my well and riling up the orcs.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Oh god an entire herd of sex nerds!! They're trashing the place! The furniture will never be the same. We'll have to burn the carpets

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

The Anime Liker posted:

Placing a hex on this discussion by coining the terms Ahegaorn and UwU k-hai

This is an act of terrorism.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Can't believe no one mentioned Legolas.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014




Wow, Hallo aus Berlin,that's a memory that could have stayed buried indefinitely.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Legolas coasts on his good looks & is likely a dead fish in bed.

Saruman knows things. He knows how to gaze into your orbs. He is skilled in various techniques. Like the sound a man makes when you slip a dagger into their backdick into their rear end.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

PainterofCrap posted:

Can't believe no one mentioned Legolas.

Gimli and Legolas are in a committed, monogamous relationship, why are you trying to be a homewrecker.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

legolas' only true love is seagulls

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

I want Rosie Cotton to give up that hobbitussy

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

rain dogs posted:

I want Rosie Cotton to give up that hobbitussy

Mr. Tarantino, no.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Brutal Garcon posted:

Wow, Hallo aus Berlin,that's a memory that could have stayed buried indefinitely.
gently caress, until you named it the memory didn't resurface.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




ChubbyChecker posted:

what is a 'somad'

somadeez nuts

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Lmao gottem

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Jesus wept what's wrong with all of you.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

honda whisperer posted:

Jesus wept what's wrong with all of you.

They're german

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011






Roger Chaffee died in 1967 onboard Apollo 1, for Goons with limited interest or knowledge in the US Space Program.

This picture is of the actor Fred Ward, playing astronaut Gus Grissom, who also died aboard Apollo 1 in 1967. Fred Ward recently passed away.

IncredibleIgloo has a new favorite as of 05:47 on May 14, 2022

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

ChubbyChecker posted:

what is a 'somad'

Soma Deez nuts

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Fredward

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