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frytechnician
Jan 8, 2004

Happy to see me?

smellmycheese posted:

Justify My Rug

From several pages back but I appreciate it.

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Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

deep dish peat moss posted:

Found in a reddit thread asking "How could we have possibly known this would happen?"



You see, the blame lies with all of the people who warned me for not being eloquent enough to convince me, and because way too many people warned me.

This is the most beautiful thing.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Reading an article about a crypto scammer, and I'm waiting for it to get to his crimes and, goddamn people are so stupid for falling for this poo poo, it's such an obvious ponzi scam at all levels:

quote:

Capuci launched his company in 2017 with an enticing promise: Invest at least $125 today, and get a guaranteed 1 percent return every day from there on out. Someone who invested $10,000, for example, could expect returns of $700 every week—payable whenever they liked.


Most importantly, according to the complaint, Capuci told investors they could cash in on their returns whenever they wanted. All they had to do was make an account with a crypto trading platform called Bitchain and request their earnings from the company’s “back office.” MCC would then transfer the money to their Bitchain wallet in bitcoin, which the investor could then sell for cash or hold it for future sales.

“In short,” lawyers for the SEC wrote, “no investor—or anyone, for that matter—has ever successfully withdrawn, sold, traded or otherwise used their CPTL.”
https://www.thedailybeast.com/luiz-capuci-charged-with-running-crypto-scam?ref=home
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/ceo-mining-capital-coin-indicted-62-million-cryptocurrency-fraud-scheme

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 13:06 on May 14, 2022

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
ah yes, cash out through the back office :shrek:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Thing is about crypto is that it attracts a specific kinda guy (always guy) who is a mix of dunning-kruger and just general absolute jackwagon who attracts only the base human minimum of sympathy when he repeatedly loses everything he dumps into it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
the only thing about $luna that's going up is the number of zeroes immediately after the decimal point

that or perhaps the number of consecutive days it has posted > 95% losses

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
hm, so crypto crashed?

so what you're saying is, now is the time to invest?

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Collapsing Farts posted:

hm, so crypto crashed?

so what you're saying is, now is the time to invest?

buy the dip!
e: Dollar cost averaging!

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Collapsing Farts posted:

hm, so crypto crashed?

so what you're saying is, now is the time to invest?

yeah although with the 40 series on the horizon probably later this year and prices still inflated and declining it’s still kind of a weird time to upgrade.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Buttcoin Bros right now

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1525443998118199296

#WAGMI

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Good luck saying poor! LOL!!!

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Good luck with $luna, $losers.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009


check the hidden replies on this watcherguru guys posts

you'd think after manually hiding your 500th scam reply you'd realise crypto twitter is rotten to the core but apparently not

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

lol guess what showed up in the hidden replies, they're actually trying to build this up again and rugpull a third time

https://twitter.com/xiangxinweilai7/status/1525450865900810240

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

deep dish peat moss posted:

Found in a reddit thread asking "How could we have possibly known this would happen?"



You see, the blame lies with all of the people who warned me for not being eloquent enough to convince me, and because way too many people warned me.

I am too smart to fall for scams and since you didn't validate me I didn't listen.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Absolutely a rational market

https://twitter.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1525429400447115265?t=U2OSpV6f25m1xoWhww9Gcw&s=19

Edit: https://twitter.com/crypto_bitlord7/status/1525443810863587336?t=R3o1EhdgKbxVA0SJ5Iy1Wg&s=19

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Mimesweeper posted:

this is good for bitcoin really. once wall street gets spooked and runs away we can get back to the fundamentals.

I have an idea, lets package a bunch of sub-prime mortgages into "AAA" rated securities.

That and horseracing.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

abigserve posted:

It is interesting though that there doesn't seem to be ANY of the "store of value/currency of the future" fuckwits left though.

thats because its a store of energy. its a battery.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


Addict brain poo poo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

goddamn these people are dumb.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Does that guy live in a hotel?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


Pro click

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




"I feel like this is going up 10, 20, 30x... just based on dumbness"

:hmmyes:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
All they had to do was make an account with a crypto trading platform called Bitch chain and request their earnings from the company’s “back office.”

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

busalover posted:

Even if Crypto experiences a total crash, it doesn't remove the delusion and despair of all the people invested in this poo poo. Where will they go? They'll latch onto the next stupid get-rich-scheme, or idk maybe there'll be a new era of communes and cults.

Full fash, with whichever vulnerable minority standing in for the "them" that made them poor.

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!
So right before this happened an anonymous donor bailed Alex Jones out with a donation of $2 million in bitcoin.

Does anyone know how much that amount has fallen because man the timing of the crash is great?

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

jadebullet posted:

So right before this happened an anonymous donor bailed Alex Jones out with a donation of $2 million in bitcoin.

Does anyone know how much that amount has fallen because man the timing of the crash is great?

I dont't think the Kremlin should be throwing away their bitcoins like that, they're going to need it soon enough

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
Take financial advice from someone with neck tattoos, bleach blonde hair and a silver chain on the outside of a t shirt

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Full fash, with whichever vulnerable minority standing in for the "them" that made them poor.

A particular amount of crypto people are already giving nazi dogwhistles, that's absolutely the only next step. Nazis always recruit well from the frustrated would-be upwardly mobile.

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

jadebullet posted:

So right before this happened an anonymous donor bailed Alex Jones out with a donation of $2 million in bitcoin.

Does anyone know how much that amount has fallen because man the timing of the crash is great?

His show has been such a rollercoaster.

*declares bankruptcy to delay inevitably losing lawsuits*

"You and me are all dead, it's already over, your families are dead and I might as well quit the show."

*gets a mil in BTC*

"We're bearing the globalist its already won!"

Hopefully this crash sends him back into sad Alex mode cause that's way funnier.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

A particular amount of crypto people are already giving nazi dogwhistles, that's absolutely the only next step. Nazis always recruit well from the frustrated would-be upwardly mobile.

They've been doing so long before this hth

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES

Unfortunately this isn't real:
https://twitter.com/greybtc/status/1525157230718361607

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

"i don't really know what I'm doing"

lmaoooo

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

LifeSunDeath posted:

Reading an article about a crypto scammer, and I'm waiting for it to get to his crimes and, goddamn people are so stupid for falling for this poo poo, it's such an obvious ponzi scam at all levels:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/luiz-capuci-charged-with-running-crypto-scam?ref=home
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/ceo-mining-capital-coin-indicted-62-million-cryptocurrency-fraud-scheme

The back office:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
*looking at a pile of burning cash mixed with dung*

I wonder what will happen if I add more cash to the pile. Only one way to know for sure.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Elon mania Part 3: Making up poo poo

https://twitter.com/lovegracezy/status/1525419500786663425

https://twitter.com/LeonardoHollma2/status/1525301721660006405

https://twitter.com/shahzadmalik30/status/1525147843207512067

https://twitter.com/AjayKum33400800/status/1525417525135257600

https://twitter.com/youse_sam/status/1525178596611874816

https://twitter.com/Wilmerafrica/status/1524916264463892480

pippy
May 29, 2013

CRIMES
Anyone know how the people buying into Luna today are going to get screwed and lose all their money? Are they just not going to be able to actually sell the Luna as it gets delisted? Are the exchanges going to reverse all the profitable transactions? Or is it just going to add a few more zeros to the front of the price?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Hope the lunatics start showing up to tesla demanding their monkeys back.

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