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I really like the one about why musk should save terra/luna because he loves space and they have sorta space based names.
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Really democratizing the pump and dump, every user their own scammer.
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# ? May 14, 2022 15:46 |
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Salt Fish posted:I really like the one about why musk should save terra/luna because he loves space and they have sorta space based names. loving LOL! Gonna mint my next coin "ELON MUSK'S TESLA CAR COIN" and since like there's no cyberlaws, the only thing that will happen is number go up due to fanboys. Hell Elon might pump n dump it since he's stupid too.
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# ? May 14, 2022 15:50 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Really democratizing the pump and dump, every user their own scammer. Gangscamming Every bitcoin loser comes to your house selling Cutco knives on the same day.
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# ? May 14, 2022 15:51 |
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Anyone know what the hell happened to make Tether's "market cap" drop from $83 billion to $76 billion in the span of 3 days
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# ? May 14, 2022 15:53 |
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Crypto is less stable and valuable than jars of dirty bathwater and farts, and yet people are still falling over each other to lose more money on it.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:01 |
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Planet X posted:Take financial advice from someone with neck tattoos, bleach blonde hair and a silver chain on the outside of a t shirt
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:02 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:Hope the lunatics start showing up to tesla demanding their monkeys back. "drat you, Elon Musk, give me back my primates!"
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:04 |
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I've had that Luna value ticker in a side window all morning, and goddamn it's bouncing up and down like you released a Slinky from the top of Everest.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:05 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Really democratizing the pump and dump, every user their own scammer.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:07 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Found in a reddit thread asking "How could we have possibly known this would happen?" "But you did not persuade me, Nicholas! YOU DID NOT PERSUADE ME!!"
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:15 |
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Beached Whale posted:Anyone know what the hell happened to make Tether's "market cap" drop from $83 billion to $76 billion in the span of 3 days It should mean that roughly seven billion dollars worth of Tether tokens were redeemed for USD. So the number of Tether tokens in circulation was reduced by that amount. Since this is crypto what is really going on could be almost anything. The question is how much cash they have on hand or how fast they can convert their assets to cash to keep honoring those redemptions.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:17 |
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Beached Whale posted:Anyone know what the hell happened to make Tether's "market cap" drop from $83 billion to $76 billion in the span of 3 days they pulled a lot of tethers out of circulation apparently
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:21 |
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When tether was briefly tanking, all the other stablecoins were spiking. It looked like billions of dollars were moved to other stablecoins en masse. (because those are going to fare sooo much better)
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:22 |
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I wish I had the technical knowhow and lack of morals needed to scam a million quid from these idiots, seems like it wouldn't be too hard.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:23 |
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pippy posted:Anyone know how the people buying into Luna today are going to get screwed and lose all their money? Are they just not going to be able to actually sell the Luna as it gets delisted? Are the exchanges going to reverse all the profitable transactions? Or is it just going to add a few more zeros to the front of the price? The latter is definitely possible, looking at the price movement, but equally you can bet most of the people doing this are too greedy to actually sell when they’ve made a decent paper profit, because they’re imagining it’ll go back to up $1 (or even $100 again). So yeah, it’s basically a roulette wheel now.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:30 |
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pippy posted:Anyone know how the people buying into Luna today are going to get screwed and lose all their money? Are they just not going to be able to actually sell the Luna as it gets delisted? Are the exchanges going to reverse all the profitable transactions? Or is it just going to add a few more zeros to the front of the price? Eventually the buy orders just stop coming in because no one wants it. It can be a long agonizing process with "people who have dead cat bounces figured out" gambling on the is-it-dead psychological roulette for months.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:37 |
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How has my CosbyCoin faired in all of this?
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:38 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:I wish I had the technical knowhow and lack of morals needed to scam a million quid from these idiots, seems like it wouldn't be too hard. OneCoin model: say you have a crypto and sell mining rights. Then disappear so hard EUROPOL has to get called in.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:40 |
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ymgve posted:they pulled a lot of tethers out of circulation apparently I really hope this person is right because if the whales are dumping their bags on the plebes than... yikes https://twitter.com/FesteringBubble/status/1524644049558323203
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:40 |
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quote:Tether is supposedly honoring 1:1 redemptions via their site, but that is only for people with $100,000 or more. No problem. Everyone, just send me your Crypto, and together we will be above that threshold. After that I'm gonna send you the money. Promise.
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# ? May 14, 2022 16:59 |
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Beached Whale posted:I really hope this person is right because if the whales are dumping their bags on the plebes than... yikes wow that seems like...fraud
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:10 |
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Beached Whale posted:I really hope this person is right because if the whales are dumping their bags on the plebes than... yikes Hey just like real banks, covering for the rich, loving over the poor. Crypto has grown up a bit today.
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:10 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:peg my coin daddy elon!!! Agents are GO! posted:Elon Musk poz my neg hodl.
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:15 |
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Anyone else notice they never actually restored the $1.00 peg on tether. It screams "we dont have enough reserves." Oh its trending in the wrong direction again too.
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:17 |
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happyhippy posted:Hey just like real banks, covering for the rich, loving over the poor. technically smaller amounts should be "easy" to trade from USDT to real USD and withdrawn on coinbase or some other exchanges, so it's not like the smaller owners are hosed, they just have to go the roundabout way
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:23 |
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spunkshui posted:Anyone else notice they never actually restored the $1.00 peg on tether. Wrong for who?
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:24 |
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https://twitter.com/baldridgecpa/status/1525276552900100097
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:51 |
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Baller Time posted:No problem. Everyone, just send me your Crypto, and together we will be above that threshold. After that I'm gonna send you the money. Promise. note: do not throw me E-Gold, because while checking my spelling for that joke I found more proof time is a flat circle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-gold https://elrond.com/blog/egold-a-powerful-digital-currency-positioned-for-global-adoption/
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# ? May 14, 2022 17:59 |
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*looks smugly into the camera* "She's great at babymaking but terrible at investing," I say as my phone begins an unending cascade of alerts informing me that my investments are now worthless.
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# ? May 14, 2022 18:01 |
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it really is kinda gross how he just dismisses her worries, since she's just the babymaker. like yo maybe she has some insight into how much of an idiot you are
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# ? May 14, 2022 18:14 |
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Beached Whale posted:Anyone know what the hell happened to make Tether's "market cap" drop from $83 billion to $76 billion in the span of 3 days Sam Bankman and Jump (HFT firm behind Robinhood) probably cashed out after shorting luna and the rest of the crypto market, completing another classic Tether-Bart cycle https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jump-three-arrows-lead-1b-054508397.html https://protos.com/tether-papers-crypto-stablecoin-usdt-investigation-analysis/
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# ? May 14, 2022 18:49 |
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Far far more likely than I thought
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# ? May 14, 2022 18:50 |
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Bitfinex, the exchange run by the same people as Tether, really wants people to deposit their tether rather then sell or redeem. I wonder why? Probably nothing https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1525507700657995776
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# ? May 14, 2022 19:14 |
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I had my suspicions that those were a literal representation of her labia majora and minor. I'm glad to be able to confirm and will be able to tell people all the facts.
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# ? May 14, 2022 19:15 |
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# ? May 14, 2022 19:17 |
Had this stable coin for lunch and gotta say my return on investment is immeasurable
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# ? May 14, 2022 19:20 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 23:19 |
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If you sell the plate, you could invest it and save Luna.
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