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Asterite34 posted:This picture is amazing Karate Bastard posted:Why is he making off with the president's knife was this a robbery? Is Booth not using the knife to catch the stage curtain to slow his jump from the box?
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Cacafuego posted:Is Booth not using the knife to catch the stage curtain to slow his jump from the box?
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Bans: 1 Probation: 2 Add that in with some internet toughguy poo poo PLUS the fact that he posted a random guy's phone number in a thread hoping people would harass him. Let's keep our fingers crossed and hope SoheilsX doesn't reregister. SoheilsX posted:I don't think you understand. I am not joking. If i knew where he lived and had the time i would happily go over and beat his thieving rear end. There is NOTHING i hate more than thieves. NOTHING.
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# ? May 12, 2022 15:23 |
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5 bans and 10 probes in less than a year is pretty remarkable, even for 2005.
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EorayMel posted:Bans: 1 Probation: 2 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=1700034&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post303730881 quote:Oh man thi game rooks soh great! I can't wait to pray it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Spanish Manlove posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=1700034&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post303730881 Good lord this guy is a piece of work. quote:This is gonna be my last response to idiocy such as this.
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Jedit posted:My favourite part of the Lincoln Assassination story is that the play had its run cut short because every night when the play reached the point where it happened, audiences would stop paying attention to the actors and look up at the boxes. What, like they expected a president to get shot again
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Milo and POTUS posted:What, like they expected a president to get shot again I mean did you want to be the chump who missed it twice
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The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Ask/Tell › Sex Questions Megathread III: Please shut the gently caress up about your dickFeral Integral posted:What would u guys say your #1 position is? Ladies? John Lee posted:Wait there are multiple positions
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Welp, I have new comedy follow
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Jedit posted:My favourite part of the Lincoln Assassination story is that the play had its run cut short because every night when the play reached the point where it happened, audiences would stop paying attention to the actors and look up at the boxes. Booth chose his time of assassination to coincide with the play’s biggest laugh, so that makes it more interesting that the audience did this.
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Inceltown posted:Slurp Juice is an NFT mutation potion thing. Do not try to understand any more than that, it doesn't make more sense as you go deeper. In fact it makes less sense and the knowledge will push out a valued memory of a wonderful experience you have had with people you care about.
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# ? May 13, 2022 02:50 |
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bold of you to assume
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# ? May 13, 2022 03:59 |
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EorayMel posted:Bans: 1 Probation: 2 Gosh, thieves aren't even my least favorite kind of criminals. Vandalism is worse than theft IMO: You don't want the thing, you just want to ruin it for everyone. And even that pales behind, you know, violent crimes against actual living people or creatures.
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Platystemon posted:Booth chose his time of assassination to coincide with the play’s biggest laugh, so that makes it more interesting that the audience did this. I feel like this says a lot about humanity in general but I'm not quite sure what exactly.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Gosh, thieves aren't even my least favorite kind of criminals. Vandalism is worse than theft IMO: You don't want the thing, you just want to ruin it for everyone. And even that pales behind, you know, violent crimes against actual living people or creatures. First time I had a bike stolen from me I completely understood why stealing a horse was a hangable offense for so long
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canyoneer posted:First time I had a bike stolen from me I completely understood why stealing a horse was a hangable offense for so long Every time I've had a bike stolen it's needed more in repairs than buying another beater off Gumtree would cost me so I've been thankful that I didn't have to dump money into an old bike. Hopefully who ever stole the bikes fixed them up a bit to flip and bought some drugs with the money.
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mcmagic posted:I would buy a bored ape for like 5 bucks 90s Cringe Rock posted:turn off your monitor
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Puppy Time posted:America has a lot of neat culture it's just that most of that culture has either been poo-pooed because it's something disgusting poor people do, or it's been so thoroughly made mainstream that people don't think of it as American culture. I'm thinking like bluegrass music and soul food for the former, rock-n-roll and jazz for the latter. Violet_Sky posted:these were also invented by black people IIRC (not american) . . . sexpig by night posted:yea that post was a real journey, bigger emotional ride than any MCU movie for sure as I slowly put together how exactly the context fit to make that not a buck wild post. Can you figure out the true meaning of Violet_Sky's post? SimonChris has a new favorite as of 15:45 on May 13, 2022 |
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Dabir posted:Moonbase Alpha owned but not for the reasons NASA hoped it did
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SimonChris posted:. I immediately saw both meanings, but holy poo poo that is the worst possible way to phrase that. And Violet_sky doesn't ever (as far as I saw) come back to clarify, leaving the thread to figure out what he was trying to say. Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 16:33 on May 13, 2022 |
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Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell caused a fairly big uproar earlier this year when he said something similar ("African American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans") which also may have been on people's minds when they read that https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/20/mitch-mcconnell-republican-black-voter-comments-outrage
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The generous interpretation is "America didn't come up with that, black people did. Honkies just stole that poo poo." Which is true. The more grim interpretation is just "America means white." followed by the racist mental gymnastics of how stealing black culture is American and American culture is black culture but black people aren't American and somehow this isn't a catastrophic self-own by admitting you have no culture.
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Or it could be “I think black people also came up with that (with the caveat that I am not American myself so I may not be an expert on this topic)”
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christmas boots posted:Or it could be “I think black people also came up with that (with the caveat that I am not American myself so I may not be an expert on this topic)” That seemed like the obvious interpretation to me, just goofed up a bit with ambiguous phrasing.
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christmas boots posted:Or it could be “I think black people also came up with that (with the caveat that I am not American myself so I may not be an expert on this topic)” Oh wait yeah, that's gotta be it because of the "IIRC" bit. But that just opens a whole new can of worms and we're back to square one!
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I immediately saw both meanings, but holy poo poo that is the worst possible way to phrase that. They did come back in the end: fun hater posted:translation: these were also invented by black people [as another reason for not being immediately thought of as "american" culture] iirc (not american) [if i remember correctly, i am not american] Violet_Sky posted:Yeah I need to think more before I post lol fun hater posted:i thought you posted that and then died irl, leaving behind a legacy of mystery and wonder
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Or "things that disgusting poor people, i.e. Black people, do," which was my initial read.
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fuk im fdurnk . sic posted:gently caress im all outta weed. so im downing some 151 straight outt hte bottle. what do you fuking goons do when your outta your fav substance to abuse? what syour 2ncd choice or choice?!
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The spelling is in context
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SimonChris posted:. e: Oh holy heck I apparently opened this tab yesterday. Whoops! Splicer has a new favorite as of 11:24 on May 14, 2022 |
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Sequel:KingKalamari posted:Can we just take a moment to appreciate how the word "Mukbang" sounds exactly as off-putting as the concept it represents. Whatever secret council comes up with new words in Korea did an excellent job with that one... Varinn posted:what DaysBefore posted:They forgot to add (not korean) to the end of their post
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Serious Sam 3: Win the game for PC CONTEST! The KoRn Identity posted:Even when Duke Nukem lost weight he was still a disgusting punchline of a human being
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Re: messing with telemarketersthrakkorzog posted:I have tried being blatantly racist, sexist, and homophobic to get people to stop calling me.
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Collateral Damage posted:Re: messing with telemarketers
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CitizenKeen posted:Yesterday, my four year old son had his first true role-playing session. He's a black dragon librarian.
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The Bloop posted:Milking a milk snake brb Lurking Haro posted:My milksnake eats all the mice in the yard
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RokosCockatrice posted:if we're in the throes of post modernity what does that make our rapidly growing cyberpunk dystopia? neo-modernity? haveblue posted:post-post-modern
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Shameful performance. Couldn't hold his posts even one hour at a time.
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