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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you're welcome, however it was quite easy to calculate so it really wasn't a problem for me

those long numbers in the thousands only appear to be complicated

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
tbf he could also just be CYA, california doesn't play age of consent games like the south does so it's a firm 18 here

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


lmao

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Tbf in civilized countries you can buy alcohol at 18 :smug:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
can't even busy nicotine until 21 here lmao

smythe gonna get in trouble for contributing to delinquency of a minor for letting her use his vape pen lol

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

can't even busy nicotine until 21 here lmao

smythe gonna get in trouble for contributing to delinquency of a minor for letting her use his vape pen lol

it’s established on these here forums that one mustn’t fault anyone for getting some young mouth

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Goons should not date

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he just told us his gf was 18

she’s 24 but that’s pretty near my reg d I guess. I’m really really stupid

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

24 is zoomer old rear end zoomers but still zoomer

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
please stop trolling me. I’m going to cry IRL

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Smythe posted:

please stop trolling me. I’m going to cry IRL

Good

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

please stop trolling me. I’m going to cry IRL

stop acting like a baby or more mods will show up

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Smythe posted:

she’s 24 but that’s pretty near my reg d I guess. I’m really really stupid

wtf 24...who gives af. get her an account

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Cloks posted:

stop acting like a baby or more mods will show up

the forbidden brace belden ABDL episode...

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

24 isnt even a zoomer. stop trying to spice up your boring life smythe

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

on the verge of tears. just learned that my 24 year old gf never watched dexters lab. im literally shaking right now

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
in military time shes 0000. we're back in business

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Smythe posted:

she’s 24 but that’s pretty near my reg d I guess. I’m really really stupid

yeah 1998 is pretty close to 2003

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


if she's 24, probably doesn't remember 9/11...... ergo she's a zoomer Q E D


smythe do u know if she remembers 9/11?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

pretending that i wasn’t also drunk you bitch gently caress you

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Smythe posted:

she’s 24 but that’s pretty near my reg d I guess. I’m really really stupid

Lazytown Stephanie's actress is 30 unless you are refer to the character who is 8-10 through the series and you need to be permabanned.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I'm going to be real generous and say Smyth probably didn't cop to having a literal child bride, but I don't know with the forums history

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

some plague rats posted:

lol at smythe doing the posting equivalent of getting yanked off stage by a big vaudeville hook

he just can’t keep up with the cool kids any longer his liver’s shot

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr Hootington posted:

I'm going to be real generous and say Smyth probably didn't cop to having a literal child bride, but I don't know with the forums history

i wonder if she remembers y2k

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

if she's 24, probably doesn't remember 9/11...... ergo she's a zoomer Q E D


smythe do u know if she remembers 9/11?

i dont know anything, im going to dig a deep hole and go inside of it fotrever now. farewell

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ask her if she remembers gary condit

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
podcasts

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

i say swears online posted:

ask her if she remembers gary condit

That's a trick question. Nobody remembers him, that's how he got away with it! :mad:

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Fly Molo posted:

i wonder if she remembers y2k

i remember 9/11 but not y2k... bow before me

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

I’m 25 I don’t remember 9/11

but it sounds good as hekc

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
In retrospect it doesn't seem like such a big thing. You really had to be there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ptuvL6U2Q

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
i can only remember the 21st night of september anymore

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

he just told us his gf was 18

just remembered something



e: lol new page.. smythe just cant do maths...

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Smythe rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2anWvbM0KY

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Zvahl posted:

i can only remember the 21st night of september anymore

For me it's late December (back in '63)- oh, what a special time for me!

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
https://twitter.com/House97Glass/status/1525919797510283264?cxt=HHwWgICx5ZP-k60qAAAA

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

mawarannahr posted:

it’s established on these here forums that one mustn’t fault anyone for getting some young mouth

invoking forum stare decisis to discuss age play

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
lol @ dasha not checking brest on his epstein comment

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
found it completely impossble to pay attention to the dry boys avatar ramble. just in one ear and out the other. dont care about the movie mindset at all.

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