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12 | 10.62% |
| UAP Majoirty |
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21 | 18.58% |
| Total: | 113 votes | ||
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dr_rat posted:Vibe of the thing? a reference to The Castle, right after I bought one of Bud Tingwell's suits
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Comstar posted:He says he "acting decisively" during the pandemic!?! The Ruby Princess. The lack of closing the borders and then keeping them closed for citizens. RAT tests;. It's not a race. lol at bringing up the Ruby Princess in 2022 I would blow Dane Cook posted:What is this? https://twitter.com/BRKeogh/status/1526077767741165568
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May 16, 2022 21:17
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I just heard a great version of the "leopards eating people faces" analogy. Or at least it espouses something similar. "The forest kept shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe. Because the axe was clever, and convinced the trees that because it's handle was made of wood, it was one of them."
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May 17, 2022 00:45
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:What is this? Very telling that they pick the cleanest burning coal where most of the impurities have been removed thanks to millions of years of cooking in the Earth. Go lick some peat coal.
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May 17, 2022 01:09
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Time for the old soggy coal, last one to finish has to lick it clean!
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May 17, 2022 01:39
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Konomex posted:Very telling that they pick the cleanest burning coal where most of the impurities have been removed thanks to millions of years of cooking in the Earth. Go lick some peat coal. Just like when they took a lump of coal into parliament and Morrison was smugly mocking everyone, pointing out how it wasn't doing anything dangerous. Yeah, no poo poo that the the inert lump sitting there unburned was safe, now try lighting it up and taking a deep breath.
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May 17, 2022 01:43
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Lawman 0 posted:Is labour winning? No, the libs are just losing
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May 17, 2022 01:55
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Senor Tron posted:Just like when they took a lump of coal into parliament and Morrison was smugly mocking everyone, pointing out how it wasn't doing anything dangerous. Who was it that brought a can of coke into Parliament to prove CO2 was perfectly safe?
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May 17, 2022 02:18
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"Ooh look how triggered you are when I lick coal! Look how stupid you all are hahaha" Dirt lickers got us beat here fellas.
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May 17, 2022 02:22
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trigger warnings please
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May 17, 2022 02:25
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Take a pipe down there and ask them to smoke their coal.
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May 17, 2022 02:31
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May 17, 2022 02:37
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It's the eastern suburbs i'm surprised he isn't putting it up his nose.
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May 17, 2022 02:40
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Shane Bazzi has won his appeal in the defamation case over his Peter Dutton tweet. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/may/17/shane-bazzi-wins-appeal-in-defamation-case-over-peter-dutton-tweet
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May 17, 2022 02:48
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Senor Tron posted:Just like when they took a lump of coal into parliament and Morrison was smugly mocking everyone, pointing out how it wasn't doing anything dangerous. the coal was lacquered because theyre big fussy babies
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May 17, 2022 02:54
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Me and the boys playing a round of soggy briquette.
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May 17, 2022 02:55
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https://twitter.com/AusElectoralCom/status/1526319006764113920 So over a quarter of people have made early votes are applying for postal. Seems like the ques on Saturday may not even be that long. I'm assuming early voting centers mostly won't have democracy sausages available? If so a national shame.
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May 17, 2022 03:03
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Gorndar posted:Shane Bazzi has won his appeal in the defamation case over his Peter Dutton tweet. good news imo
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May 17, 2022 03:07
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the last few times that I've actually voted on election day I just rock up at 5pm or so and walk straight in, no lines
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May 17, 2022 03:45
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lol if you haven't voted already
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May 17, 2022 03:54
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How are you going to get your democracy snag if you vote early, just smdh over here
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May 17, 2022 03:55
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Early voting will be the new electoral fraud
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May 17, 2022 03:55
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A muffin break survey of 500,000 coffee drinkers predicts a coalition victory.
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May 17, 2022 04:06
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Bargearse posted:How are you going to get your democracy snag if you vote early, just smdh over here I've been eating democracy kebabs like every day here, I am all full of democracy
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May 17, 2022 04:07
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Anidav posted:A muffin break survey of 500,000 coffee drinkers predicts a coalition victory. Anybody debasing themselves to the point that they would buy coffee from a muffin break had got to be like over 60 at least.
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May 17, 2022 04:17
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I trust the beans, the time for hope is over.
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May 17, 2022 04:18
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GoldStandardConure posted:I've been eating democracy kebabs like every day here, I am all full of democracy No thats garlic sauce
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May 17, 2022 04:21
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Also Muffin Break: https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/muffin-break-boss-millennials-unpaid-work/
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May 17, 2022 04:27
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Bargearse posted:How are you going to get your democracy snag if you vote early, just smdh over here Pro tip you can get a snag at any bunnings on a weekend, doesn't have to be an election day hth
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May 17, 2022 04:34
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Democracy sausages are overrated Although I did once stand in line and chat with Julian Burnside in line for one , that was nice
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May 17, 2022 04:41
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GrandMaster posted:Pro tip you can get a snag at any bunnings on a weekend, doesn't have to be an election day hth Yeah but just going to bunnings to get a substitute democracy snag on a none election day feels like cheating or something.
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May 17, 2022 04:42
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they sell sausages at the supermarket
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May 17, 2022 04:42
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:they sell sausages at the supermarket My missus is vego and I feel bad if I cook meat at home while she is there. On the plus side she doesnt mind me scarfing down a meat based meal in front of her
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May 17, 2022 04:43
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:Democracy sausages are overrated The last two elections I have been on a booth and the Lib candidate Vince Connolly has gone to massive lengths to avoid talking to me. First time he was walking towards me, saw me, then just walked as far away from me as possible avoiding eye contact. Second time he walked straight through a hedge so he didn't have to walk down the path past me. Its a shame I won't be working on a booth this election, so I can't go for the trifecta and see what lengths he will go to avoid getting close to me.
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May 17, 2022 04:52
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Anidav posted:A muffin break survey of 500,000 coffee drinkers predicts a coalition victory. Kevin Bonham has opinions: https://twitter.com/kevinbonham/status/1526395477075169281 Also, my opinion is that the numbers for "Tasmania" are so evenly rounded, I think that means it was a sample of 5.
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May 17, 2022 04:54
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Forum Joe posted:Also, my opinion is that the numbers for "Tasmania" are so evenly rounded, I think that means it was a sample of 5. Or who ever was meant to set up this whole bean poll thing in tassie couldn't be bothered tallying numbers/totally forgot to set it up in the first place, then just said gently caress it and made up some numbers. Edit: Oh and First Nations issues debate on NITV tonight at 7.30. Unsurprisingly ALP and Greens both sent someone the Libs did not. https://twitter.com/NITV/status/1526415179348463622 dr_rat fucked around with this message at 05:25 on May 17, 2022 |
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May 17, 2022 05:06
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Glad I just hit play instead of reading spoilers for the funny reveal.
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May 17, 2022 05:41
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GrandMaster posted:Pro tip you can get a snag at any bunnings on a weekend, doesn't have to be an election day hth https://www.facebook.com/urbansausage/
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May 17, 2022 05:42
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GrandMaster posted:Pro tip you can get a snag at any bunnings on a weekend, doesn't have to be an election day hth Yeah and I could barbecue them up myself at home any time I like, day or night, but it's just not democratic.
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