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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Missed opportunity, make the bottom one droop a bit over the edge of the table and you could call it the Salvador DALL-E

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1525143288117751809


ZEZZAS is a legit decent cereal name

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Should have opened it with a screwdriver

This did not go unappreciated

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Wonder if the incredible zezzas taste any good

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
gentlegoons, behold

https://store.steampowered.com/app/851330/Pizza_Connection_3__Pizza_Creator/




also, while i'm posting other people's stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPnkoRPwHo&t=348s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75gegQirTu8

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 19:17 on May 15, 2022

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009


jesus wept as he looked on what man had wrought

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Smk4u0Cyvc

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

A take on a thread classic: banana pizza.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

A take on a thread classic: banana pizza.



I think the banana is third on the list of things I have questions about

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

You have to have a lighter touch when putting boogers on your pizza. That's too much, it's just gonna overwhelm the other flavors.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think the banana is third on the list of things I have questions about

What, you've never had pea soup on a pizza before?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Captain Hygiene posted:

How about frog legs, pork and python meat
Also "swamp cabbage"

Swamp cabbage is the heart of the cabbage palm, a short little palm that grows in swamps.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hell yeah, it's Altoona time again :confuoot:

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1527003470800506880


Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

A take on a thread classic: banana pizza.



a common mistake, they meant to order the standard 'hot dog and banana pizza, please' but the pizza guy misheard them

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That hasn't been my pizza and sausage experience :heysexy:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


this looks like microwave pizza as invented by every 11yo ever: slice of bread, ketchup, slice of cheese.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




How the hell does "we put some poo poo on toast and baked it" count as something style pizza?

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



It's definitely related to whatever pizza it was that had a cooked base covered with 10 pounds of raw unbaked cheese and toppings

e: does anyone remember that super wet grey sewer box? what the gently caress even was that, I never saw an explanation and it haunts me

flesh dance fucked around with this message at 11:44 on May 19, 2022

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

How the hell does "we put some poo poo on toast and baked it" count as something style pizza?

it's based on Sicilian style pizza, so kind of like a thick focaccia with very light tomato sauce, cooked in a deep rectangular pan. then they proceed to do crimes to it.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

How the hell does "we put some poo poo on toast and baked it" count as something style pizza?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3az-YIHDX8I

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Crimes against gastronomy, Sins against the dough fine.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
altoona deep dish (you put two slices of toast)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



flesh dance posted:

e: does anyone remember that super wet grey sewer box? what the gently caress even was that, I never saw an explanation and it haunts me

I don't think we ever got any actual confirmation, but there was some speculation that our was actually a dessert pizza involving bananas, some kind of sweeter sauce, etc. I could sorta see that if I looked at it right, but it mostly just looked like a sewer special.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm opposed to 'dessert pizzas'.
if you want to have something sweet on a fuccaia that's cool but it's not a pizza.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

By popular demand posted:

I'm opposed to 'dessert pizzas'.
if you want to have something sweet on a fuccaia that's cool but it's not a pizza.

it's wild to me just how ubiquitous they seem to be in Brazil. like every 5th entire pizza is a dessert pizza and half dessert/half regular pizzas are all over the place

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




It's not fair to post AI creations here :mad:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's not fair to post AI creations here :mad:

https://twitter.com/PizzaDalle/status/1527302235385782272

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Shaman Tank Spec posted:

How the hell does "we put some poo poo on toast and baked it" count as something style pizza?

Go to Altoona. It will make sense

never go to Altoona

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

What are the red things

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




Nicely done, this might be the worst loving pizza posted here since the sewage pie. Two for one - background pie also looks god drat terrible and is really benefitting from being next to whatever the hell this is.

Where is this from? Brazil? Korea?

SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

What are the red things

I'm torn between 1) it's just red crust like the pizza behind it but cut in a weird way, 2) bell pepper or similar, or 3) some kind of fruit.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
they are tongues

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Gummy candy

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Roundup Ready posted:

never go to Altoona

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bold Robot posted:

Nicely done, this might be the worst loving pizza posted here since the sewage pie. Two for one - background pie also looks god drat terrible and is really benefitting from being next to whatever the hell this is.

Where is this from? Brazil? Korea?

I'm torn between 1) it's just red crust like the pizza behind it but cut in a weird way, 2) bell pepper or similar, or 3) some kind of fruit.

Brazil. I played a game of South American Geoguessr and went to the address it had placed me, the red pizzas were from a place a couple miles away

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

AARD VARKMAN posted:

disclaimer that i guess these might be delicious







This would be good if if it was a pizza with cheese sauce, ground beef, green onions, and the tater tots were like crumbled across the pizza.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

A take on a thread classic: banana pizza.



you're under arrest

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



I'm not gonna stand here and pretend I wouldn't eat pizza with Pepsi-infused pepperonis on top.

https://twitter.com/pepsi/status/1526912002110652417

I'm not proud of this, but there it is.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Pepsironi is basically the same as the hot honey that was trendy to put on pizza for a second. (fat) people already marinate their Easter Hams in cola. This sounds like it'd work.


'pepsironi' is a word crime tho

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So many crimes here.
I'm not above eating this though.

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