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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
another time our great british press got upset about someone football related

https://twitter.com/arseblog/status/1526102578135695360?s=20&t=rHeMPDiJwdCSqNlRGyKcVQ

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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
I think "Lottery Winner" is the funniest of all of those.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jose posted:

another time our great british press got upset about someone football related

https://twitter.com/arseblog/status/1526102578135695360?s=20&t=rHeMPDiJwdCSqNlRGyKcVQ
Wasn't everyone's favorite Englishman Piers the editor of the Mirror at the time?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1526232605657554944?s=20&t=KK9kw1Xuuvy3Jaljcqhhdw

Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

Jose posted:

another time our great british press got upset about someone football related

https://twitter.com/arseblog/status/1526102578135695360?s=20&t=rHeMPDiJwdCSqNlRGyKcVQ

My eyes must be a bit hosed as I saw Ian Botham and thought he was Simon Weston, then I saw Simon Weston at the bottom and was even more confused.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
:stare:

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Hope EC10 will recover from this

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Lmao is this cuz they lost a league game to Newcastle?!

wicka
Jun 28, 2007



Hi This Team, I'm wicka

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
it's difficult for the american arsenal fans

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Hate it when a football team humiliates a guy’s family by melting down so hard they throw a glass table at a TV in front of dozens of others

e: for related content

sticksy fucked around with this message at 23:36 on May 18, 2022

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
So why did he rip off the sleeves?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


blue footed boobie posted:

So why did he rip off the sleeves?

No Whites (they're allowed one)

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

blue footed boobie posted:

So why did he rip off the sleeves?

He really didn’t want to people to know about visiting Rwanda

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

blue footed boobie posted:

So why did he rip off the sleeves?

'h'armless?

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

blue footed boobie posted:

So why did he rip off the sleeves?
Because there were no arms in the Arsenal?

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
is there some joke i'm not getting or can none of you read

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Butterfly Valley posted:

is there some joke i'm not getting or can none of you read

"Harmless" can sound like "armless" in some British accents

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Ok yeah I'm definitely having a stroke

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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Butterfly Valley posted:

Ok yeah I'm definitely having a stroke

You literally pointed out the joke!!

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I did! Which is why I was curious other posters still didn't seem to get it but maybe they were just trying to make jokes of their own and gently caress it I'm tired sorry just sorry

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Journalist here suggesting an alternative to penalties

https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/1527054544265437191?t=3ZzreInBECG4uw6xiSgWiA&s=19

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Would love the level of moaning from the big clubs if they brought back replays at all levels of cup competition. Players missing the start of the season because they're still playing the world cup final

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
Doing a crossbar challenge during the last 5 minutes of every match just in case it ends up deciding the World Cup.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This in the quote tweets is incredible

https://twitter.com/ejhchess/status/1527211539941539840?t=t7Wx1GwGMdQB7Phs3YtqOw&s=19

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Keep adding a ball every minute, first goal wins.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Corner count was actually a predecessor system to penalty shoot-outs (talking like 1900s), so probably why that's ever brought up (it's a ridiculous idea)

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
3 corners penalty imo

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




They should remove the goal count altogether and score games by xG!!!

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
i refuse to believe the abovementioned arsenal psychopath isn't satire

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

mactheknife posted:

i refuse to believe the abovementioned arsenal psychopath isn't satire

I see you’re unfamiliar with AFTV

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

sticksy posted:

I see you’re unfamiliar with AFTV

oh no, i'm familiar. reads to me like a send-up of that kind of poo poo.

not that i feel like giving those kind of people any credit

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
every minute after the 120th make the goal bigger until somebody scores

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
In the vein of the new baseball rules where you get one player starting on base, one player from each team is allowed to be offside

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
play another 3-minute extra time period but every 5th minute of that 30 both teams remove a player from the field and every 10th minute the ref adds a new ball

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Play it like the 1970s Rollerball movie after the 120th minute: just remove all the rules except handball and play until either a goal is scored or there is one non-injured player left and that player's team is the winner.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Bring out half size goals for extra time but remove the keepers. If it's still drawn at 120 minutes then its 8 a side and golden goal.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Normal things for a journalist to tweet

https://twitter.com/bglendenning/status/1527770234437910528?t=HBywgN-caECigGSqYQeuQw&s=19

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
the many sunderland fans liking that tweet would presumably rather be in a car park watching adam johnson french a 15 year old through the windshield.

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Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.



That's ridiculous, they'd obviously rather pretend they're not helping sportswash away all the murders, and get mad when you point it out.

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