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May 10, 2024 01:41
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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"Darren, bad news: they've shelved the project. And as to why is gonna be some real bullshit."
*Slides newspaper across table*
*Darren starts incoherently ranting like in A Christmas Story*
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May 12, 2022 21:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What if a crab was really groovy?
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May 12, 2022 21:45
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- Karate Bastard
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Michael Phelps making a huge splash and starts aggressively swimming right across the lanes at the womens medley, and right over everyone. Into their midst cannonballs Wario from the 5m trampoline.
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May 13, 2022 17:47
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"The Jedi maintained order in the old republic for a thousand generations."
"So they were cops?"
Obi wan sweats nervously.
edit:
Yoda eating a donut. "Getting too old for this I is."
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 13:48 on May 14, 2022
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May 14, 2022 13:43
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- Harold Fjord
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H.P. Lovecraft's Shoggirls
Rofl. Lmao. Holy poo poo.
Someone make a shirt. I will pay good money for an image of an eldritch horror licking a pole.
Harold Fjord fucked around with this message at 14:47 on May 14, 2022
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May 14, 2022 14:44
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- RavenousScoot
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a youtube channel doing lengthy retrospectives on things that haven't happened yet
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May 15, 2022 05:38
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- RavenousScoot
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lengthy introspective youtube channels
"It all started when I put in my dad's VHS of Porky's thinking it was about the Looney Tune"
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May 15, 2022 05:45
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- RavenousScoot
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tom yum, but call me thomas delicious
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May 15, 2022 05:48
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- Karate Bastard
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a youtube channel doing really ostentatious lengthy retrospectives on things that haven't happened yet, called pretrospectives.
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May 15, 2022 11:21
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Yoda doing a YouTube where he reviews British snacks.
"They call this Curly Wurly"
He bites into it and his eyes go wide
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May 15, 2022 21:56
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- deep dish peat moss
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May 15, 2022 23:53
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- The Voice of Labor
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I was kind of expecting the numerous covers of how soon is now? but I'm at a loss for words regarding all the covers of the last unicorn, especially the dance covers
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May 16, 2022 02:46
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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H.P. Lovecraft's Shoggirls
Staring little miss loathsome
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May 16, 2022 15:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I picked these good up off the Blue Market.
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May 17, 2022 11:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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"Now professor, to get to the point of my visit, I understand you have in your custody a photograph of an eldritch being from another world so horrifying that... my god, is that the picture there! It's hideous iyah iyah, ftagn ftagn, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... [horrified loathesome gurgling]"
"No, that's my wife"
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May 17, 2022 19:32
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- The Voice of Labor
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a corpse synod but the defense council does not understand that their client is dead
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May 20, 2022 01:58
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What if a bunch of righteous dudes got all up in the faces of some people who were just trying to make the world worse out of greed or stupidity or something.
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May 20, 2022 16:37
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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a tv show called Big Men Who Don't Know What They're Doing
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May 20, 2022 20:52
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- Yinlock
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with the death of print media elder gods must resort to becoming Content Creators in order to shred minds
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May 20, 2022 23:18
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- Karate Bastard
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Gruß vom Krampus
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May 20, 2022 23:22
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- Karate Bastard
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Alphabet is an elder god reborn, set forth to rend the world of men and feast upon it
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May 20, 2022 23:23
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- Yinlock
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hey guys, it’s Shub-Niggurath, remember to like comment and subscribe
it's your boy *gutteral hellscream*
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May 21, 2022 05:50
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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There is life on other planets but it's just a dog.
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May 21, 2022 11:35
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- Prof. Crocodile
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it's your boy *gutteral hellscream*
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May 21, 2022 12:22
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- Karate Bastard
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Something something blind idiot god
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May 21, 2022 13:27
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A guy gets some dental work done and they put him on gas and he creates some kind of weird new age religion based on his sudden delusions.
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May 21, 2022 13:42
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- Finger Prince
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A guy gets some dental work done and they put him on gas and he creates some kind of weird new age religion based on his sudden delusions.
I dunno, when I got the gas for some dental work, the ceiling vent may have been the funniest thing in the world to me, but I'm not sure it warrants worship or adoration.
BLASPHEMER! You would dare question the inherent humour of the Almighty Air Conditioning Vent?! Did It not bring you much mirth and merriment when you were tripping balls on medical sedatives? Perhaps you would rather have had your wisdom teeth taken out under local anesthetic...
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May 21, 2022 14:22
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- Karate Bastard
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Let us join in prayer, duuuude.
Duuuuuuuuuuude..
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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May 21, 2022 15:50
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May 10, 2024 01:41
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Shakespeare wrote "To sleep, perchance to dream, aye that's the rub".
so I was just thinking what if you applied "aye that's the rub" but inappropriately. I can't think of any good ones though.
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May 21, 2022 21:31
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