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gently caress you elon, give me a million dollars
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hotdog feet posted:gently caress you elon, give me a million dollars Done.
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May 19, 2022 20:05
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Elon Musk
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May 19, 2022 20:06
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Elon Musk Not a fan tbh
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May 19, 2022 20:08
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more like elon must. like.. a musty closet. mothbally.
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May 19, 2022 20:31
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May 19, 2022 20:32
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Guze posted:44 billion and didn't bother to actually check bot statistics or how much of a huge pain moderation at that scale is it's b/c it's not really about the bots
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May 19, 2022 20:33
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man this guy has really come a long way from the humble origins of heir to a South African emerald mine. a self made man and captain of industry
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May 19, 2022 20:50
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if you see elon musk in the street, you're legally allowed to kick his rear end. this is in the constitution.
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May 19, 2022 20:53
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runnypoops posted:man this guy has really come a long way from the humble origins of heir to a South African emerald mine. a self made man and captain of industry only a hardworking genius could accomplish such things. what a great man
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May 19, 2022 20:54
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This is such a bad sequel to the mask 2
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May 19, 2022 20:59
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Stop being mean to my son you no good rapscallions https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/1527069052488785920?s=20&t=e57iaKoBFneRqZmEqg8WHA
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May 19, 2022 21:20
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Getting mommy's help when the serfs are being too uppity
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May 19, 2022 21:24
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I personally am friends with people who worked as direct reports to musk and jack. I can confirm they are both absolutely presidential.
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May 19, 2022 21:28
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that is definitely Elon Musk posting from his mom's account lol
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May 19, 2022 21:28
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https://twitter.com/caseynewton/status/1527339663857373198
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May 19, 2022 22:11
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The best outcome imo would be Musk backs out of the deal and twitter goes bankrupt and shuts down permanently. Then Musk gets personality sued by every shareholder.
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May 19, 2022 22:40
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Sophy Wackles posted:The best outcome imo would be Musk backs out of the deal and twitter goes bankrupt and shuts down permanently. Then Musk gets personality sued by every shareholder. Inshallah
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May 19, 2022 23:08
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May 19, 2022 23:43
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Props to business insider for the photo they used in that tweet
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May 20, 2022 00:51
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No wonder he's been having such a freak out the last few days Edit: didn't they mention background check stuff when he bailed on a board seat? Guze fucked around with this message at 01:26 on May 20, 2022 |
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May 20, 2022 01:22
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Elon Musk has plenty of money so he could just pay the billion dollars but then he would be forever mocked for being loving terrible at business. lol
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i kind of wish he weren't so stupid and terrible because i like rockets but man
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spunkshui posted:Elon Musk has plenty of money so he could just pay the billion dollars but then he would be forever mocked for being loving terrible at business. 
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May 20, 2022 01:48
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maye musk is a bitch
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May 20, 2022 02:08
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Very, very firmly in the Howard Hughes phase
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Prettz posted:Very, very firmly in the Howard Hughes phase Plus cupcakes it looks like
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May 20, 2022 04:17
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Prettz posted:Very, very firmly in the Howard Hughes phase Oh please, Howard Hughes was thousands of times cooler than Elon could ever hope to be.
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I’m banking real big on Elon catching a serious but survivable disease because I know he’ll reject any medical advice that isn’t attached to some magic crystals.
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May 20, 2022 05:04
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"I didn't mean a literal horse, I meant heroin"
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MasterSitsu posted:"I didn't mean a literal horse, I meant heroin" Did you not explicitly see the monkey literally sitting on my back
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May 20, 2022 06:11
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Imagine being a billionaire and just never logging off?
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May 20, 2022 06:19
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Elon's Li'l Musky saw it's own shadow so now we have another 6 weeks of Bear Market.
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May 20, 2022 07:02
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Sophy Wackles posted:The best outcome imo would be Musk backs out of the deal and twitter goes bankrupt and shuts down permanently. Then Musk gets personality sued by every shareholder. Nah actually the best outcome is that Musk buys Twitter and they both go bankrupt
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May 20, 2022 07:07
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"look at my winky. If you kiss me I'll buy you a horse!" lol lmao
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May 20, 2022 07:25
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Babby booey babby booey Elon Musk's penis babby booey
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May 20, 2022 07:32
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Olympic Mathlete posted:"look at my winky. If you kiss me I'll buy you a horse!" As we all know, flight attendants are well known for being skilled at settling down in a single location and taking care of a loving horse.
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May 20, 2022 07:32
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Wonder if his glans is the same grey palor as his lips
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May 20, 2022 07:49
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Wonder if his glans is the same grey palor as his lips Like a freshly poached beer bratwurst, ready for grilling.
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Zil posted:Watch him try to weasel out of paying the penalty as well. Just drag it to court and get it stuck in litigation for years. This is apparently standard practise in such cases. You don't just hand over a billion dollars and walk away. You claim the other side breached the contract (by say lying about the number of bots........) then it's time for 5 years of litigation and a 100 million dollars of legal fees before you most likely come to some 'no-fault' settlement for an undisclosed amount.
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