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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

why not just make the whole car out of tarp

what if we just made everything out of tarp

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Stereotype posted:

what if we just made everything out of tarp

It's called microplastics

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

texted an arborist last week about some dead branches in my tree that I need cut down.

texted him this morning 'nevermind'

tree is fine but the dead branches all got knocked down lol

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

landscaping is hubris. what you think you're God's janitor?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
weather.gov is just straight up Not Working beyond the homepage lol too much heat?

or snow?

depending on where it is hosted??

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Gunshow Poophole posted:

weather.gov is just straight up Not Working beyond the homepage lol too much heat?

or snow?

depending on where it is hosted??

weird. maybe the power outages in california causing it?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

why not just make the whole car out of tarp

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

It's kinda weird to see this affecting such a huge swatch of the country.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1527709953791860736

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

NeonPunk posted:

It's kinda weird to see this affecting such a huge swatch of the country.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1527709953791860736

we just need to investigate in canadian anti-weather tech, just stops at the border, someone needs to figure that out

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tornado just now in Germany :stare:
https://twitter.com/meistnachtaktiv/status/1527696479946678275

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


oh hey I spent a year living near Paderborn. I remember thinking as a kid "at least we don't have to worry about tornados here!"

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

ekuNNN posted:

Tornado just now in Germany :stare:

haha the second tweet on this

just... begging to get got

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also in the netherlands today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG1WTc6Dd4E

OK baizuo
Mar 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Foot of snow on the way here in Denver

It was almost 90 yesterday

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Stereotype posted:

what if we just made everything out of tarp

A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Zerg Mans posted:

oh hey I spent a year living near Paderborn. I remember thinking as a kid "at least we don't have to worry about tornados here!"

We just spent a little time visiting there but it's a neat little town and I'm sad to see it getting schmucked.

How long before the springs go nuts and flood everything?




Cool! Now I know the Dutch phrases for "Tornado" and "What the gently caress?".

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



https://twitter.com/spann/status/1527756704439578625

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




god is mad they called him gay

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hexigrammus posted:

We just spent a little time visiting there but it's a neat little town and I'm sad to see it getting schmucked.

How long before the springs go nuts and flood everything?

Cool! Now I know the Dutch phrases for "Tornado" and "What the gently caress?".

it's "wat de gently caress" in dutch :eng101:

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

it probably looked like that before the tornado

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

What are the predictions for the upcoming hurricane season?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Gripweed posted:

What are the predictions for the upcoming hurricane season?

we're in la nina so it should be bad

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Gripweed posted:

What are the predictions for the upcoming hurricane season?

it's a skull with blood pouring from its eyes, screaming

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Stereotype posted:

it probably looked like that before the tornado

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




wikipedia posted:

On April 7, 2022, CSU issued their first extended range seasonal forecast for the 2022 Atlantic hurricane season, predicting well above-average activity, with 19 named storms, 9 hurricanes, 4 major hurricanes

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Cup Runneth Over posted:

You know what helps prevent scarring? Vaseline.

no it doesn’t

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




if you cover your self in vaseline sharp things will slide off without cutting you, thereby preventing the source of all scars

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


That sounds about normal

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

NeonPunk posted:

It's kinda weird to see this affecting such a huge swatch of the country.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NWSSPC/status/1527709953791860736
It's seems like that's the designated swath of poo poo for these bigass storms over the midwest.

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

Gripweed posted:

That sounds about normal

yep it's The New Normal

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.
All this extreme weather stuff has definitely increased my knowledge of American geography.

I'm sure this is a comfort to the locals getting their poo poo wrecked.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

haboobs or gtfo

Lost Time
Sep 28, 2012

All necessities, provided. All anxieties, tranquilized. All boredom, amused.
Canada got hit hard

https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1528399034897117185

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Getting close to the ten year anniversary of the 2012 "Super Derecho."

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Nenonen posted:

haboobs or gtfo

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Doesn't count unless it is OFFICIALLY a derecho.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

SirPablo posted:

Doesn't count unless it is OFFICIALLY a derecho.

Stay in your own CWA, habub.

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

SirPablo posted:

Doesn't count unless it is OFFICIALLY a derecho.

The 2022 Canadian Derehcho.

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