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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

seiferguy posted:

I'm suddenly reminded of that sitcom Coach. I remember the intro but cannot remember if the show was funny or not. It lasted for 200 episodes though, so it must have been decent!

The Iowa State Marching Band played the theme song! I had a tape of that from when they gave us copies on the first day of band camp.


Amy Pole Her posted:

Just got into a 30 minute argument with one of my mechanics that ended with him quitting and leaving my side business’ shop. The argument started over me asking him to order a series of parts for this guys motor, a Yamaha. Only important to know that because it’s Japanese made and parts are hard to get because it’s from Japan. War. Covid. He told me it’ll be 2-3 and I asked if we really needed a new water pump… can he just rebuild so we don’t have to wait for the lovely supply chain because of the war and Covid…

NOPE it’s all Joe Biden’s fault. Every single second of it. It was a normal convo until he flipped a switch and said he couldn’t work for anyone whose blind to the world and quit. Which is good bc he’s frankly a bad mechanic who just throws his hands up in the air saying “welp need a new motor!!” To solve his problems. Sorry for the vent.

Seems like you successfully got rid of a problem employee. I suppose only issue is can you find people to replace him right now?

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Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Explain to me how broccoli and cheese soup is a thing but me standing at the stove eating queso dip out of the pan with a spoon is wrong.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Make a spoon out of broccoli. Boom, problem solved.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Taste testing or making a meal out of it? Either way there's sort of an exemption for parents when it comes to eating over the sink and other depressed culinary behaviors. Most of those humanizing energies get consumed forcing the wild beasts that are children into approximating human behavior.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Make a spoon out of broccoli. Boom, problem solved.



Promote this man

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Eating with hands is actually enlightened culinary behavior and a much needed cultural experience for many people. :colbert:

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Best curry house in Birmingham, England just gives you naan bread to eat your food. So good.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

BigPaddy posted:

Best curry house in Birmingham, England just gives you naan bread to eat your food. So good.

Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


4 keema naan would be impressive. Have to enjoy that spicy minced lamb.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Wings

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Braksgirl posted:

Explain to me how broccoli and cheese soup is a thing but me standing at the stove eating queso dip out of the pan with a spoon is wrong.

Are you reversing the spoon to the other end when you go for seconds or a disgusting animal who double dips?

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


The Puppy Bowl posted:

Taste testing or making a meal out of it? Either way there's sort of an exemption for parents when it comes to eating over the sink and other depressed culinary behaviors. Most of those humanizing energies get consumed forcing the wild beasts that are children into approximating human behavior.

I mean, it started out tasting and then spoonfuls just kept happening. I wouldn't call it a meal but it was at least a snack's worth of queso. And then I licked the ladle after I used it to put it into a storage container. I may have a problem.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Wait you licked the ladle and then stored it or stored the cheese and licked the ladle you used to ladle it in?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





3 DONG HORSE posted:

Eating with hands is actually enlightened culinary behavior and a much needed cultural experience for many people. :colbert:

I miss Ethiopian food.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Its Rinaldo posted:

Wait you licked the ladle and then stored it or stored the cheese and licked the ladle you used to ladle it in?

I used it to put all the cheese into storage THEN I licked the ladle. I'm not gross, man. I just like cheese.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Oh well that's not weird then

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Can I request a queso pizza

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



OH no, a mother might've given her kids germs by double dipping in their food.

Meanwhile <literally anything a kid does ever>

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Last year we made dinner for some peeps and then one of them stayed over because we were heading out early for a Packer game. I woke him up then went to change and walked out into a dark kitchen and saw a tall shadowy shirtless figure standing over the stove eating the mashed potatoes we forgot to put away out of the pot with the wooden spoon :v:


Also I finally had my hernia surgery this morning 0/10 would not recommend ow ow ow

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Kalli posted:

OH no, a mother might've given her kids germs by double dipping in their food.

Meanwhile <literally anything a kid does ever>

Yeah you're right about that. My kids have done some of the grossest poo poo I've ever seen in my life.

We're going to a party tomorrow night and bringing the queso so I definitely didn't double dip into the cheese. I would if it were something I were keeping for me, but I wouldn't do that to food I plan to serve to other people. Obviously.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
There's an ice cream truck that also has nachos that drives around my neighborhood and all of this queso talk has given me a hankerin' for some ice cream truck nachos.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

OH no, a mother might've given her kids germs by double dipping in their food.

Meanwhile <literally anything a kid does ever>

For the entirety of human history as far as I can tell a mother's (or grandmother's) saliva has been a cleaning ingredient for children's faces.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Hot Diggity! posted:

There's an ice cream truck that also has nachos that drives around my neighborhood and all of this queso talk has given me a hankerin' for some ice cream truck nachos.

Yes the Choco Taco , it is a great treat offered by the Klondike family of frozen treats

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Braksgirl posted:

Obviously.

You are one of us, now. A goon. Nothing is "obviously" too gross for goon behavior. Everything must be disclaimed, because the lowest common denominator is sooooooo low. So so low.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Post the queso recipe. I've never been able to make good queso.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I like ice cream sandwiches

It’s almost June, we made it to the sweet frozen treat time of the year

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Leperflesh posted:

You are one of us, now. A goon. Nothing is "obviously" too gross for goon behavior. Everything must be disclaimed, because the lowest common denominator is sooooooo low. So so low.

Then you didn’t see what I posted in the anti-food porn thread

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


wandler20 posted:

Post the queso recipe. I've never been able to make good queso.

I've never made good queso before either but this recipe is bomb. It's a dumb food blog but there's a jump to recipe button at the top, thankfully. https://urbancowgirllife.com/how-to-make-torchys-queso-recipe/

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Braksgirl posted:

I've never made good queso before either but this recipe is bomb. It's a dumb food blog but there's a jump to recipe button at the top, thankfully. https://urbancowgirllife.com/how-to-make-torchys-queso-recipe/

Thanks! Can't wait to channel my inner Urban Cowgirl.

MaximilianK
Jan 8, 2022
Monkey pox is definitely here in NYC and they don't know how it transmits yet.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Ornery and Hornery posted:

I like ice cream sandwiches

It’s almost June, we made it to the sweet frozen treat time of the year

I never stop eating ice cream but my local weather may be a factor...

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Braksgirl posted:

I've never made good queso before either but this recipe is bomb. It's a dumb food blog but there's a jump to recipe button at the top, thankfully. https://urbancowgirllife.com/how-to-make-torchys-queso-recipe/

Get the Recipe Filter extension (it's on both Chrome and Firefox). It strips out all the lovely photography and narrative bullshit from food blogs and just pops up the recipe immediately. It's a godsend and saves you from having to scroll past 2,500 words about how "my normally fussy dear husband actually wanted seconds" and "this reminds me of growing up on Grandma's farm, let me tell you in excruciating detail about each and every animal that lived there."

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

MaximilianK posted:

Monkey pox is definitely here in NYC and they don't know how it transmits yet.

Good news is we've got a mostly effective vaccine ready to go for it I guess from what I read on it? Unless it has mutated significantly of course.

Your normal anti-vaccine types are very much not going to want to get the smallpox vaccine because first it's a vaccine and second they watched an episode of the X Files once.

e: I still don't know that this is going to be all that much of a problem, but it is troubling that we know so little about it.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 20, 2022

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


MaximilianK posted:

Monkey pox is definitely here in NYC and they don't know how it transmits yet.

This End of the World stuff is getting a little hackneyed.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Braksgirl posted:

I've never made good queso before either but this recipe is bomb. It's a dumb food blog but there's a jump to recipe button at the top, thankfully. https://urbancowgirllife.com/how-to-make-torchys-queso-recipe/

I just noticed that recipe uses Walla! instead of Voila!

Walla!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

MaximilianK posted:

Monkey pox is definitely here in NYC and they don't know how it transmits yet.

It was Brad Pitt

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Silly Burrito posted:

I just noticed that recipe uses Walla! instead of Voila!

Walla!

I got irrationally angry when I noticed that.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

It's raining for the 3rd weekend in a row. How do people live in rainy places? I miss the sun. Gonna slow braise some beef short ribs in ale and drink a lot of said ale about it today.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

BlindSite posted:

It's raining for the 3rd weekend in a row. How do people live in rainy places? I miss the sun. Gonna slow braise some beef short ribs in ale and drink a lot of said ale about it today.

We had one sunny day in Chicago over the course of ~50 days. It was pretty miserable. Been better the past week though!

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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


BlindSite posted:

It's raining for the 3rd weekend in a row. How do people live in rainy places?

Complain about it being rainy mostly.

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