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in the brave new world your associates degree ape nft becomes a doctorate with only three slurp juices
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Costco: Oh no. Please. Do not take all of our dogs. And please don't buy memberships and enjoy our great savings. Please. Stop
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May 22, 2022 23:35
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Guys! Let's all sign up for Costco memberships and then buy a whole bunch of bulk items and then buy out all the hot dogs and resell them for a profit!
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May 22, 2022 23:36
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So will one be able to send soulbound tokens to any given wallet like NFT scammers do currently? So I could send a Soulbound goatse to someone's soul wallet and it's just gonna sit there for eternity?
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May 22, 2022 23:36
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Why can’t I make new wallets and sell the private key? Don’t mmo players sell accounts?
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May 22, 2022 23:39
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nachos posted:Why can’t I make new wallets and sell the private key? Don’t mmo players sell accounts? this is exactly what’s going to happen, it’s literally trying create real world uses for the way WOW works
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May 22, 2022 23:44
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Guys! Let's all sign up for Costco memberships and then buy a whole bunch of bulk items and then buy out all the hot dogs and resell them for a profit! I'm looking lemonade prices compared to lemons and this is insane! How has no one thought of this before! Subscribe to my substack
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May 22, 2022 23:45
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nachos posted:Why can’t I make new wallets and sell the private key? Don’t mmo players sell accounts? this is a point dan brings up in that twitter thread. it should be possible to associate a token more directly with an identity to nullify wallet selling, but at that point there's no real benefit to the "soulbound" aspect anymore. the whole idea fails to be a solution to a problem with NFTs, which themselves are trying to solve a real-life problem that doesn't exist (an example use case is using it for university degrees... which already function just fine irl)
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ekuNNN posted:Those soulbound NFT's won't even be popular with crypto-morons because the only reason they care about NFT's is getting rich off of flipping them the work around is you have to die to release soulbound stuff, and sell it from the afterworld. NFT morons will try this.
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LifeSunDeath posted:the work around is you have to die to release soulbound stuff, and sell it from the afterworld. You ignorant bitch. Dumb gently caress idiot. I will simply die under anesthesia for no more than three minutes while the transfer is completed and have the doctors resuscitate me. They will also be paid in crypto
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May 22, 2022 23:54
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soulbound tokens are the digital equivalent of appropriated tribal tattoos
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May 22, 2022 23:56
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Guys! Let's all sign up for Costco memberships and then buy a whole bunch of bulk items and then buy out all the hot dogs and resell them for a profit!  second hand hotdogs that sounds great. I'm also sure they will file for a food handling permit as well.
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Automatic Slim posted:We’re never getting off this planet, are we? We will never explore the stars or have a society that will allow fulfilling, rewarding lives on a planet that is recovering from the ecological brink. We live and will die here. Elon could have taken us to Mars but for the loads of women hodling him back!
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May 23, 2022 00:26
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lol I love how these galaxy bean John Galts dont get that Costco makes money from other areas that they can afford to sell their food court at a loss. Like if we chucked these people into the past they would conclude that Amazon during its early years is bad because bad tradition stock logic. Also these chessmasters would get into fools mate or losses because they dont get that sometimes one step back(position, material, whatever) leads to a checkmate later.
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May 23, 2022 00:49
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12 million new memberships required before you can buy the dog. Hmmm
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nachos posted:Why can’t I make new wallets and sell the private key? Don’t mmo players sell accounts? Just PM one of the completely disinterested volunteer CM (Currency Masters) if there's a dispute.
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May 23, 2022 01:23
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Goodpancakes posted:12 million new memberships required before you can buy the dog. Hmmm So let's assume that each member will go in at the lowest level, which is $60/yr. This is equal to $720 million So going by what someone said earlier, on average Costco sells 121 million dogs a year. Which is equal to $181 million In this scenario, the multiverse brains at WSB will bankrupt Costco by giving them a $539 million dollar profit No wonder they're HODLing GameStop and AMC
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May 23, 2022 01:29
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but what if we make... soulbound costco hot dogs?? haahhaahahaa the statists never saw this one coming!!!!
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May 23, 2022 01:29
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You guys know about "Cool Dogs"? They're tubes of ice cream in a bun of yellow cake (not enriched uranium) drizzled with chocolate sauce. They're badass af
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May 23, 2022 01:34
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Buschmaki posted:yellow cake (not enriched uranium) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-7EON43yjc
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May 23, 2022 01:37
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Goodpancakes posted:12 million new memberships required before you can buy the dog. Hmmm Don’t most Costcos allow you to buy from the food court without a membership? Ignoring that, who would buy a hotdog from a random person in front of a Costco (or on the street)?
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May 23, 2022 01:37
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duffmensch posted:Don’t most Costcos allow you to buy from the food court without a membership? I think they stopped that policy due to covid, so now you have to have a Costco membership to go to the food court. I know that's the case at my local Costco, but I'm bougie enough I've had a membership for years.
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May 23, 2022 01:39
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Paladinus posted:Oh, it's extremely easy. The equivalent of the bank having to do a full database recovery every time someone loses their debit card. Genius.
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May 23, 2022 01:40
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isnt a costco hotdog also a foot long? like that means Mr Costco has bulk/ economies of scale magics helping him.
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May 23, 2022 01:41
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CommieGIR posted:The equivalent of the bank having to do a full database recovery every time someone loses their debit card. Genius. It's democracy you commie
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May 23, 2022 01:42
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duffmensch posted:Don’t most Costcos allow you to buy from the food court without a membership? The idea isn’t to resell the dogs but to indirectly cause Costcos stock to tank. Which might be dumber
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May 23, 2022 01:43
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looks like a joke post 2 me
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:in the brave new world your associates degree ape nft becomes a doctorate with only three slurp juices You madman, you fool! ONE slurp per ape, lest you wish to revisit the Great Collapse.
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May 23, 2022 01:59
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Could God make an ape so bored even he couldn’t slurp its juice?
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https://twitter.com/MiaRSato/status/1528501604898447361
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All I know is that the abomination sold in Costco's freezer is nothing at all like the food court chicken cholesterol bake.
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i regret to inform you cryptoboy... girl, is doing the nft circuit https://twitter.com/nftnow/status/1527328596419039233 https://twitter.com/salemilese/status/1527761226016534529
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lmao grifting off of grifts griftception
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May 23, 2022 02:40
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This is just findom with extra steps.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:This is just findom with extra steps. step on deez nuts please
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:This is just findom with extra steps. LMAO, this is so loving true. Coiners are so desperate to get hosed, they'll pay a digital monkey to do it.
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PhazonLink posted:lol I love how these galaxy bean John Galts dont get that Costco makes money from other areas that they can afford to sell their food court at a loss. Like if we chucked these people into the past they would conclude that Amazon during its early years is bad because bad tradition stock logic. In their idiotic quest to speedrun all of financial history they've now discovered the loss leader.
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pretty sure that post has to be a joke or an idle musing or something just by being based on the core belief you could go into your local costco and say "yes one thousand hot dogs please" and they'd sell them to you
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Cowcaster posted:pretty sure that post has to be a joke or an idle musing or something just by being based on the core belief you could go into your local costco and say "yes one thousand hot dogs please" and they'd sell them to you 1000 hotdogs at a Costco is just the family pack.
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Cowcaster posted:pretty sure that post has to be a joke or an idle musing or something just by being based on the core belief you could go into your local costco and say "yes one thousand hot dogs please" and they'd sell them to you NPC vendors have unlimited stock. You just press leftarrow to select 999 dogs then hit enter to purchase, then talk to them again.
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