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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Knormal posted:

Dude just can't think on his feet.



Wait until they find the pizza shooters and the extreme fajitas

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

He's trapped in a hell of his own creation; contractually obligated to live out the rest of his days as a cool early 2000's dude persona he created for a reality show competition.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

on the other hand Alton Brown is an unrepentant homophobe

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:sadwave: I can't ever recommend your show again Alton, why did you have to be this way.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

He's using a hand crank to fold up one of those giant flags they bring out on sports fields during the national anthem. At least that's how it was explained to me.
I was on the field holding one of those flags a few years ago and there was no crank involved.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



venus de lmao posted:

on the other hand Alton Brown is an unrepentant homophobe

What? I thought he was a fine upstanding Christian gentlem.... Oh

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

venus de lmao posted:

on the other hand Alton Brown is an unrepentant homophobe

poo poo, really? Dang, must have missed that.

I mean. his show was already kind of problematic. There is a LOT of yellow-face, and probably some brown and red-face.

Basically, whatever region/country the food is from, get ready for Spirit Halloween costume levels of wardrobe and hair, and just the worst stereotyped accents.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Was there one where he made gay food for a gay wedding

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Does Guy Fierri have a restaurant in the DC metro area? I feel like I need to cross Flavortown USA off my bucket list in the not so distant future.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Cartoon Man posted:

Does Guy Fierri have a restaurant in the DC metro area? I feel like I need to cross Flavortown USA off my bucket list in the not so distant future.

Closest, I believe, is one in the Baltimore Horseshoe casino.

x ampersand oh
Apr 20, 2006

no comment
He's probably still an angry jerk but I think his new wife mellowed him out a bit:

" Brown, who was baptized in 2006, says he’s “on a break” from his church. He says he can no longer abide the Southern Baptist Convention’s indoctrination of children and its anti-gay stance. He’s now “searching for a new belief system.”"

https://time.com/3617678/alton-browns-existential-stew/

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I keep mailing him pictures of garlic presses every month like clockwork so he’s probably very unhinged tbh

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

rodbeard posted:

He's trapped in a hell of his own creation; contractually obligated to live out the rest of his days as a cool early 2000's dude persona he created for a reality show competition.

Jonathan Laroquette basically confirmed this on the Uhh Yeah Dude podcast. He met Fierri between seasons, and said he lets the hair-dye go, facial hair returns to normal, starts to slim down, and wears trendy, upscale clothing. His on-screen persona is 100% a character at this point.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

x ampersand oh posted:

He's probably still an angry jerk but I think his new wife mellowed him out a bit:

" Brown, who was baptized in 2006, says he’s “on a break” from his church. He says he can no longer abide the Southern Baptist Convention’s indoctrination of children and its anti-gay stance. He’s now “searching for a new belief system.”"

https://time.com/3617678/alton-browns-existential-stew/

Well, the Southern Baptist Convention certainly hasn’t done anything to alienate—whoops, this just in :smith:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




rodbeard posted:

He's trapped in a hell of his own creation; contractually obligated to live out the rest of his days as a cool early 2000's dude persona he created for a reality show competition.

Okay but have you seen the alternative?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay but have you seen the alternative?



I would trust the doughy guy on the right to know the best dive restaurants more than the guy on the left, honestly.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sweet Christmas that man is just red

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I would trust the doughy guy on the right to know the best dive restaurants more than the guy on the left, honestly.

He looks like a guy who has made hundreds of youtubes but only has like 5000 subscribers. Failing to make it as an influencer because he looks too much like everybody's dad.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I would trust the doughy guy on the right to know the best dive restaurants more than the guy on the left, honestly.

Better than him going too far in the other direction.


Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Something something cholesterol over 9000.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Sweet Christmas that man is just red

He’s probably had a couple glasses of booze and he’s under hot photo station lights at whatever event that is. I give it a pass. He’s just a dude that likes food and being a good sort, not a model. Lord knows I look like poo poo in photos from events in my industry.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay but have you seen the alternative?



Guy Flart: Mall Cop

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1528728345260789760

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Oh poo poo.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Jonathan Laroquette basically confirmed this on the Uhh Yeah Dude podcast. He met Fierri between seasons, and said he lets the hair-dye go, facial hair returns to normal, starts to slim down, and wears trendy, upscale clothing. His on-screen persona is 100% a character at this point.

How long ago was this? Because off the top of my head he has four TV shows and I suppose he can pack all the filming in during one part of the year but seems like he has less time to power down to his base form than he used to.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lobok posted:

How long ago was this? Because off the top of my head he has four TV shows and I suppose he can pack all the filming in during one part of the year but seems like he has less time to power down to his base form than he used to.

He mentioned it on one of the eps within the last month, but I don't recall when he said he met him.

He said Fieri is much taller than most people think as well.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
I mean, the guys name isn't even Fieri. Clearly there's at least a solid level of character going on there.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That was a painful discovery.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Rysithusiku posted:

I mean, the guys name isn't even Fieri. Clearly there's at least a solid level of character going on there.

He changed it to Fieri because it's his family's original name before they anglicised it. He was born "Guy Ferry", but his grandfather was Giuseppe Fieri.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Class yelling at Calvin "Bears aren't bugs"

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay but have you seen the alternative?



The real question is: can you picture the man on a right slurping a noodle in reverse?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Edit: Actually, nevermind.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slćgt skal fřlge slćgters gang



christmas boots posted:

The real question is: can you picture the man on a right slurping a noodle in reverse?

someone deepfake that tia

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
https://nypost.com/2022/01/19/folk-...zergnet_7008592

Folk singer Hana Horká dies of COVID after deliberately catching virus

"Veteran folk singer Hana Horká died Sunday of COVID-19 after intentionally exposing herself to the virus in an ill-advised self-immunization attempt. She was 57 years old.

The Czech musician’s passing was confirmed by her son Jan Rek, who told Prague Morning that she “preferred to catch the disease than get vaccinated.”

Her fatal goal: to regain access to her favorite off-limits sources of entertainment.

Per her son’s account, Horká, lead vocalist for the popular international band Asonance, had wanted a “recovery pass” to the sauna and theater in her native Czech Republic, where either proof of vaccination or a recent infection is required to access specific cultural venues, the BBC reported.

Horká, who hadn’t gotten the shot, saw an opportunity for the latter after both Rek and his father caught the virus over Christmas despite being vaccinated. Instead of self-isolating, she deliberately hung around the infected family members.

The vocalist revealed her COVID-catching scheme on social media, claiming she was recovering well from the disease.

“I survived… It was intense,” Horká wrote in the post, according to local news outlets. “So now there will be the theater, sauna, a concert… and an urgent trip to the sea.”

“Life is here for me and for you too,” she added.

Two days later, the folk artist reportedly died due to coronavirus complications, with her son reporting that she “choked to death” within 10 minutes."

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Zil posted:

That was a painful discovery.

Not all horses are Trojan horses.

I know that now, but that was a very messy afternoon.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Le Faye Morgaine posted:

she “preferred to catch the disease than get vaccinated.”

What exactly do these people think is in the vaccine

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Phlegmish posted:

What exactly do these people think is in the vaccine

Nanomachines, Joe Biden's dandruff, gluten, transfats...

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Would that have changed Australia from an unbelievably hot place constantly on fire with exceedingly hostile wildlife and even more hostile politics?

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Satan would probably calm things down a bit here tbh

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