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ilovebeersooomuch posted:
Yours isn't that stretchy?
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May 23, 2022 19:03
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Zil posted:Yours isn't that stretchy? zil getting in some "alone time" https://i.imgur.com/EOp8CPd.mp4
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May 23, 2022 19:06
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Ruby Gloom posted:he's getting good cum returns from that technique That’s what I’m talking about, think of all the wasted unmilked cum just sitting around. Being such a rare commodity you want to make sure you’re harvesting as much as possible.
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May 23, 2022 19:08
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That’s what I’m talking about, think of all the wasted unmilked cum just sitting around. Being such a rare commodity you want to make sure you’re harvesting as much as possible. yeah efficiency is great but you're going to drive prices was down if you flood the market
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May 23, 2022 19:09
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That’s what I’m talking about, think of all the wasted unmilked cum just sitting around. Being such a rare commodity you want to make sure you’re harvesting as much as possible. wringing it out is a good start but for maximum returns you probably have to go in through the butt
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May 23, 2022 19:14
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C U M
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May 23, 2022 19:19
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:yeah efficiency is great but you're going to drive prices was down if you flood the market This is actually my end goal, I believe everyone should have access to cum, not just the wealthy.
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May 23, 2022 19:19
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This is actually my end goal, I believe everyone should have access to cum, not just the wealthy. Many before you have held this belief, but they often end up in jail, or moderating.
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May 23, 2022 19:23
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i heard the government had to ship in cum from europe
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May 23, 2022 19:24
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Is this really happening, BAGS is taking on Big Cum?
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May 23, 2022 19:27
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Is this really happening, BAGS is taking on Big Cum? his locally sourced organic cum company "Bags O Cum"
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May 23, 2022 19:29
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cummunism
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May 23, 2022 19:29
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Is this really happening, BAGS is taking on Big Cum? In Canada they get milk outta bags I don't see why the rest of us can't milk the cum out of bags.
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May 23, 2022 19:30
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Ruby Gloom posted:i heard the government had to ship in cum from europe The fine people at Raytheon and LockMart are hurriedly working on the FGC-148 CumJavelin to help the Ukrainians 
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May 23, 2022 19:32
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bagmonkey posted:cummunism
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May 23, 2022 19:32
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May 23, 2022 19:46
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Big Beef City posted:In Canada they get milk outta bags Delivered fresh twice a day direct to your doorstep By this guy
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May 23, 2022 19:56
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Delivered fresh twice a day direct to your doorstep over a decade later, the Mr Water saga takes a disturbing turn
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May 23, 2022 19:58
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Ruby Gloom posted:his locally sourced organic cum company "Bags O Cum" People and their loving computers. 
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May 23, 2022 19:59
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Big Beef City posted:In Canada they get milk outta bags I'm down, I feel kind of "over" corporate America anyhow
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May 23, 2022 20:14
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I called a guy "A walking pair of wraparound sunglasses" today on Facebook and the guy laugh reacted to it. Idk if he got the joke but w/e I consider that a win
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May 23, 2022 20:20
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bagmonkey posted:I called a guy "A walking pair of wraparound sunglasses" today on Facebook and the guy laugh reacted to it. Idk if he got the joke but w/e I consider that a win Talking smack to Mr Cool Ice???
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May 23, 2022 20:30
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I see it more like a cake icing piping bag. In other words, I need to start drinking more water I guess.
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May 23, 2022 20:30
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:I see it more like a cake icing piping bag. This is more in line with the mental image of “penis squeezin’s”
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May 23, 2022 20:32
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DONKEY SALAMI posted:I see it more like a cake icing piping bag. Maybe for date night. If you're looking at pure production, just use a caulk gun
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May 23, 2022 20:34
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Talking smack to Mr Cool Ice??? I wish, it's a dude with 400 former jobs and a profile picture of two German Shepherds (german sheps are cops btw), telling people in this group that it's okay the crazy old guy who doesn't understand what a split driveway compared our code enforcement to Nazi Germany
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May 23, 2022 21:19
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Actually if you ever want to describe to boomers why Facebook isn't liked by anyone, there ya go
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May 23, 2022 21:23
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bagmonkey posted:I wish, it's a dude with 400 former jobs and a profile picture of two German Shepherds (german sheps are cops btw), telling people in this group that it's okay the crazy old guy who doesn't understand what a split driveway compared our code enforcement to Nazi Germany I mean if you think about it, being told to park where you're supposed to is exactly the same thing as the Holocaust. Perhaps you've read a little book called 'Mein Karr'?
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May 23, 2022 21:42
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HOA-locaust
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May 23, 2022 21:57
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Big Beef City posted:I mean if you think about it, being told to park where you're supposed to is exactly the same thing as the Holocaust. Perhaps you've read a little book called 'Mein Karr'? Little Known Fact Buddy: SS stood for Sity inSpector.
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May 23, 2022 23:10
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Unfortunately the post was on the forum I can't make jokes in because I don't want to be banned, way too many trolling opportunities in there
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May 23, 2022 23:11
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Casually dropping "Oh, what do you mean by THOSE people?" into the comments and walking away
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May 23, 2022 23:12
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I'm planning my whole rear end weekend tonight, fun way to deal with the anxiety of planning four days worth of partying! We're only doing two parties besides the main festival itself, I just can't handle what I used to re: dancing and partying and whatnot for days on end
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May 23, 2022 23:29
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bagmonkey posted:I'm planning my whole rear end weekend tonight, fun way to deal with the anxiety of planning four days worth of partying! We're only doing two parties besides the main festival itself, I just can't handle what I used to re: dancing and partying and whatnot for days on end write your address on your hand and pack some gum 
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May 23, 2022 23:32
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Ruby Gloom posted:HOA-locaust
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May 23, 2022 23:33
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So Tarkus has started this thing now where if one of his toys/pillow is on the floor he will look at it and cry-bark mournfully until you pick it up and give it to him. Mind you he is perfectly capable of picking it up himself. He also doesn’t want continued interaction with you afterward, like “you got my toy now let’s play!”; he takes it and goes into the bed or chair to chomp by himself. 
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May 23, 2022 23:43
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:So Tarkus has started this thing now where if one of his toys/pillow is on the floor he will look at it and cry-bark mournfully until you pick it up and give it to him. Mind you he is perfectly capable of picking it up himself. He also doesn’t want continued interaction with you afterward, like “you got my toy now let’s play!”; he takes it and goes into the bed or chair to chomp by himself. more like barkus amirite but seriously he is an adorable bébé 
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May 23, 2022 23:50
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Aw, he's very cute - if slightly inscrutable.  I've been out walking again, but it's too late to bother you with too many images - and a bunch of them are Nikon Raw files, so I have to spend a moment in Lightroom to convert them. Have a phone booth in its natural habitat, though:   e: And I do enjoy the somewhat ... Norwegian take on English in that translation. Computer viking fucked around with this message at 01:10 on May 24, 2022 |
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May 24, 2022 01:07
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Would like to hotbox that phone booth
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May 24, 2022 01:09
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I rather like our phone booths - they're a remarkably timeless and neutral design for something closing in on 90 years old. It's less than ten years younger than the British red cast iron ones (1933 vs 1926, I think), but looks like it's from a completely different age.
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May 24, 2022 01:20
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