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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gleebster posted:

Father Brown stories are easy once you crack the code.
The atheist did it.
If none, it was the non-christian.
If none, it was the protestant clergyman.
If none, it was the most prominent protestant layman.
I didn't read enough of them to see if Chesterton got around to hanging a Catholic villain

In the TV series it's the lapsed Catholic.

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The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Guillermus posted:

Columbo owns. Working class dude that sticks to getting bad guys in jail and never carries a gun. Also the actor (Peter Falk) had an artifical eye since he was a child and still got a great career.

Also columbo is almost always putting away blue blood sickos and rich captains of industry and so on and so forth

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
The cordon tightens and soon Fr Brown, the most cunning killer of them all, will be unmasked

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Chad Jihad posted:

Also columbo is almost always putting away blue blood sickos and rich captains of industry and so on and so forth

He really really really hates artists of any kind.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
And Columbo had a Bassett Hound he loved so much that he put it in dog shows to show him off

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


SpacePig posted:

I'm going to post about this every time I see this conversation come up: Does anybody remember some news report, maybe from the BBC, where they were interviewing housewives or something who worked phone sex lines from home? A woman was on a call while she was painting around the house, and she said something like "listen to how wet I am", and then slapped her paintbrush on the inside of the paint can a coupe of times. I remember it being one of the funniest things, and I'm pretty sure I first saw it here, but I can't remember the specific story, and googling "bbc phone sex" is about as unhelpful as you'd imagine.

late to the party but:

https://theartsdesk.com/tv/my-phone-sex-secrets-channel-4


quote:

“You ain’t got yer knob out already?” said Jenny, on the blower to a gentleman while redecorating her kitchen. “Listen to how wet I am.” And she dipped her brush in a sloppy tub of Dulux.

I found it with the search

news article "phone" sex hotline "brush"

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

alexandriao posted:

late to the party but:

https://theartsdesk.com/tv/my-phone-sex-secrets-channel-4

I found it with the search

news article "phone" sex hotline "brush"
oh lord what are the English doing to their language

quote:

We visited their offices and overheard a worker taking a booking. “Do you prefer big boobaloobies?”
:laffo:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
PYF Memes: Do you prefer big boobaloobies?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Azhais posted:

PYF Memes: Do you prefer big boobaloobies?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A Moose posted:

I mean, they're fictional. Its fiction, you don't get mad about dragons existing in stories do you? You can absolutely have shows with a mythical good cop. Now are they obvious pro-cop propaganda? Maybe.

Also is Sherlock Holmes a cop or not? Technically he isn't, but he does cop poo poo anyway

gleebster posted:

Sherlock Holmes let a lot of people go, especially in property crimes, like the Blue Carbuncle. Sherlock Holmes was not a cop

Agreed. For one thing he actually solved crimes. :smugmrgw:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Azhais posted:

PYF Memes: Do you prefer big boobaloobies?
Are you implying there's something wrong with enjoying big boobaloobies? I'll have you know I take big boobaloobies very seriously.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

Agreed. For one thing he actually solved crimes. :smugmrgw:

He also regularly made cops look like idiots so it's hard to tell one way or the other

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

The Maryland state flag is dope and gave us one of the best and most obnoxious sports team uniforms of all time:





OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Did they contract out to games workshop for that colour scheme or what?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

thiccabod posted:

The Maryland state flag is dope and gave us one of the best and most obnoxious sports team uniforms of all time:







it's the

of uniforms

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


OwlFancier posted:

Did they contract out to games workshop for that colour scheme or what?

It was like john maryland's family crest or whatever back in 1600

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's the

of uniforms

Dazzle camouflage is also dope so this checks out

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

projecthalaxy posted:

It was like john maryland's family crest or whatever back in 1600

I'm pretty sure it was that band that did "Tarzan Boy"? They had crazy outfits I guess?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brawnfire posted:

I'm pretty sure it was that band that did "Tarzan Boy"? They had crazy outfits I guess?

Boy talk about memes

The ubiquitous song at the roller skating rink when I was a kid

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Who was it that claimed Baltimora was their real dad, or something like that?

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Oh man I remember working a roller derby tournament where a Baltimore team was playing and I was wondering why their uniforms looked all hosed up. Now I know.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Baltimore

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Guillermus posted:

Columbo owns. Working class dude that sticks to getting bad guys in jail and never carries a gun. Also the actor (Peter Falk) had an artifical eye since he was a child and still got a great career.

Putting people in jail is bad. hth

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

ILL Machina posted:

Putting people in jail is bad. hth

not if they're rich, we call that a gulag and it's very good :)

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Abolish prisons. Madame Guillotine is the only justice.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


Nice

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

DACK FAYDEN posted:

oh lord what are the English doing to their language

:laffo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSVkprXlc6k

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

DACK FAYDEN posted:

oh lord what are the English doing to their language

:laffo:

it's your language too. you're also tainted now :q:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011













Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

:zoid:

Smashing Link
Jul 8, 2003

I'll keep chucking bombs at you til you fall off that ledge!
Grimey Drawer

thiccabod posted:

The Maryland state flag is dope and gave us one of the best and most obnoxious sports team uniforms of all time:







As a native Marylander, I think it's cool.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

That is a pretty baller uniform. Like he is a.knight in a joust.

Erwin
Feb 17, 2006


This is not the Maryland I’ve seen. Nobody’s masking up at the RoFo before heading down to the marina to hoist the Trump Won flags and go blast through some no wake zones.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Smashing Link posted:

As a native Marylander, I think it's cool.

I hate maryland and I know it's cool

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I know nothing of Maryland and think its okay.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Maryland gave us John Waters so it's probably the coolest state by default.

That flag is still stupid as hell.

Which is pretty funny.

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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Re :Phone sex chat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkk_a_XaBc4

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